My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 38 The Shaking Sword Completed

Today's conversation had a great impact on Ye Feng.

Born in the new China and raised under the red flag, he did not experience the so-called dark times.

I originally just wanted to hear some gossip, but I unexpectedly heard about the real world of cultivation.

But upon closer reflection, it's not surprising.

After all, several hundred years ago, the Shushan Sword Sect was driven into the mountain gate by the combined forces of the Demonic Sect.

"So, Senior Brother, you're not planning to help Fairy Youlan overcome her tribulation?"

Shenqing Zhenjun sighed softly and said:

"I cannot gamble with the Shushan Sword Sect."

"Then why not invite Fairy Youlan to visit my Sword Sect? We can just make a vow to Heaven then, right?"

"With her talent, she would surely die if she encountered the Tribulation Demon. Even if she successfully transcends the tribulation through the Sword Sect, it will still attract attention from all sides."

Ye Feng laughed and said, "Senior brother is getting stuck on a rut. You keep talking about aptitude, aptitude, have you forgotten that you died with your eyes wide open?"

Then we'll tell everyone that my senior brother was truly devoted to her and gave the Youlan Fairy the treasure passed down through generations of Shu Mountain for enhancing aptitude.

"By improving her physical constitution and helping her overcome the tribulation demon, isn't that enough?"

Shenqing Zhenjun was stunned.

I was so focused on overcoming the demonic tribulation that I never really thought about improving my aptitude.

After Ye Feng's reminder, he also felt that this method was indeed worth a try.

He hurriedly replied, "Time is of the essence. I will contact him immediately. I will remember this Senior Brother Qing."

After saying that, he transformed into a streak of light and disappeared into the distance.

Ye Feng stood up, dusted himself off, and rode away on his sword.

Feeling the strong wind in the mountains, Ye Feng stroked his chin.

I'm wondering if I should install a chair and a windshield on the flying sword?

...

Not long after he came down the mountain, he was captured by Elder Lishan.

Because it was a matter of utmost importance to the sect, the Heavenly Craft Hall dared not neglect it.

They went all out.

In just a short while, the first "shaking sword" has been successfully made.

The blade of the Yaoyao sword is much wider than that of a regular flying sword.

The silver-white blade is half a meter wide.

There is a soft steel connecting the bottom of the sword, which can be swung left, right, forward, and backward.

There are four long steel bars on the base, which can be used to weigh down some heavy objects to secure the wobbly sword.

Ye Feng jumped onto the wobbly sword.

The sword swayed slightly but then stabilized.

I tried rocking it left and right, back and forth, and it was quite fun.

"Brother Lishan, I think this is fine."

Lishan watched as Ye Feng, who was having a great time, still looked somewhat worried.

Isn't this toy a bit too childish?

Does it really work?

“Junior Brother Ye, come with me to Forbidden Mountain again and find a disciple to try.”

...

Liu Yun is a disciple in the mid-stage of the Golden Core realm.

He has been stuck in the mid-stage of the Golden Core realm for five years.

As one of the first people selected by the sect to take the Twenty-Four Qi.

He felt he might be promoted to the chosen one.

Otherwise, who would have heard of the cultivation world artificially creating 24 moments of enlightenment?

Elder Lishan actually asked me how good I was at drinking.

Oh!

Liu Yun said that he had never known what it felt like to be drunk in his entire life.

Therefore, there is no way to answer this question.

Elder Lishan sighed and shook his head.

Liu Yun thought he must have been shocked by his own drinking capacity.

What is this giant sword?

Why choose this place for the epiphany?

But it's alright, it's just an ordinary steel sword, not enough to pose a threat.

Liu Yun accepted a rose-shaped pastry.

Steam still rose from the crystal-clear petals.

The design alone amazed him.

Put it in your mouth and chew gently.

The rich aroma is so distinctive that you can tell it's made by Master Ye.

Oh my god!

What a wonderful feeling!

Liu Yun felt as if every pore on her body was breathing.

Countless insights into spiritual practice flooded my mind.

Problems that I could never understand before were suddenly solved in that instant.

A smile appeared on his lips.

The answer had been hidden in my heart all along, but I had never discovered it.

...

Elder Lishan looked at Liuyun with deep concern.

Ye Feng smiled and asked, "Senior brother, what did he say about his drinking manners?"

"He bragged that he'd never been drunk."

"That definitely sounds like bragging."

"I hate people like him the most. The ones who claimed they'd never been drunk before were all incredibly violent when they banged their heads against the wall."

The two chatted idly, exchanging a few words.

Waiting quietly for Liu Yun's sudden enlightenment to end.

Fifteen minutes later, Liu Yun opened her eyes.

His once clear eyes became unfocused, and he let out a silly chuckle.

Ye Feng was somewhat looking forward to what was to come.

He still remembered the scene where Liu Yun had tricked his fellow disciples in the small canteen.

This kind of cunning person who has never been drunk before will definitely let loose when they get drunk for the first time!

Liu Yun felt like he was about to ascend to heaven.

This feeling of floating on air can only be explained by ascension.

A portal of light seemed to appear before my eyes.

As long as you pass through the portal, you will become an immortal!

Just as he was about to summon his flying sword to chase the portal, he suddenly noticed another flying sword, half a meter wide, beside him.

With a sudden burst of inspiration, Liu Yun jumped up.

Hmm? What's that black ribbon?

Never mind, pursuing the Immortal Sect is the priority!

"There are thousands of roads, but safety is the most important."

Improper sword-wielding will bring tears to the eyes of loved ones.

A broadcast began playing from the jade slip.

After the safety flying sword promotion finished playing, various sounds of strong winds were heard.

Upon hearing the sound of the gale, Liu Yun instinctively assumed a bow-like posture.

As the sound of the gale constantly changed, Liu Yun's figure swayed back and forth and left and right.

Liu Yun felt that his demeanor at this moment was absolutely unparalleled in the world.

He dodged the extremely strong gale repeatedly, not even giving himself a chance to be hurt.

I couldn't help but want to sing a song out loud.

In a daze, I don't know what song came to mind, but I just started singing it.

"What's Daddy's dad called? Daddy's dad is called Grandpa."

"What is Daddy's mother called? Daddy's mother is called Grandma."

"What's Daddy's older brother called? Daddy's older brother is called Uncle."

...

Pfft, Ye Feng burst out laughing.

Liu Yun usually pays great attention to her image.

He usually dresses smartly and dashingly in public.

At this moment, I'm stepping on the swaying sword and singing a song of address.

The scene was absolutely beautiful; it was worth waiting here for so long.

Elder Lishan's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

This toy, which was just for fun, actually works?

Looking at Liuyun's delighted expression and listening to his heartfelt children's song.

Elder Lishan felt it necessary to find two more disciples to test him.

Then he fell into deep thought.

If, just if.

If I'm also a bad drinker, then I might be the one standing on the sword singing nursery rhymes...

no!

When my old buddies have an epiphany, they must completely seal off the Forbidden Mountain.

Not even a fly can get in.

Don't ask, have some self-respect!

Three hours later.

Liu Yun gradually recovered from his drunken state.

It was as if my chaotic thoughts had finally become clear.

The scenes that had just happened began to churn in my mind.

Gradually, he turned to stone.

Looking at his junior uncle, who was lying on the ground laughing so hard he couldn't catch his breath, pounding the ground with his fists.

Liu Yun felt that it would be better for him to die at this moment.

The more fun we had just had, the more socially awkward we are now.

Suddenly, a wave of sadness washed over me.

My dashing image has been completely ruined.

Ye Feng suppressed a laugh and walked up to Liu Yun.

He patted him on the shoulder and said:

"You don't need to be sad, since everyone in the sect has to go through this anyway."

Liu Yun suppressed his killing intent and said, "Junior Uncle, I'll believe you if you stop laughing."

"I didn't laugh."

"You smiled."

"I really didn't laugh; I've received professional training."

"You've been laughing since just now, without stopping at all!"

“I really didn’t laugh, look me in the eyes.”

“I see mockery, ridicule, jeers, laughter, scorn, and scorn in your eyes… Draw your sword, Junior Uncle.”

...

Ye Feng ultimately did not engage in a sword fight with Liu Yun.

He was just a cook at the Foundation Establishment stage.

To engage in fencing with a sword cultivator at the Golden Core stage is just asking for trouble, isn't it?

After promising three dishes and a soup, Liu Yun was finally appeased.

Pfft... I can't help it.

Ha ha ha ha.

Elder Lishan reported the situation on the back mountain to True Lord Shenqing.

Shenqing Zhenjun asked in surprise, "It actually works?"

Li Shan nodded and said cautiously, "Senior brother, when we brothers have our moment of enlightenment, Forbidden Mountain must be completely sealed off!"

Why is that?

"I have discovered a way to die that is even worse than being pierced by a thousand swords and having your bones crushed to ashes."

"Then we'll do as you say, Junior Brother."

"Then I'll go to the Tiangong Hall right now and have them expedite the production of 99 more Yaoyao Swords."

"Very good."

After finishing his report, Lishan flew towards the Tiangong Hall.

But the words "What is Daddy's dad called? Daddy's dad is called Grandpa" were still echoing in my mind.

The impression was so profound that after Elder Lishan consumed the Twenty-Four Qi, he perfectly replicated Liuyun's performance...

Just as Ye Feng returned to the small canteen and was about to start organizing the ingredients.

Unexpectedly, he received a message from Shenqing Zhenjun.

Fairy Youlan has arrived.