Fantasy, Gourmet, Illustrations, Comedy, Meme, Farming. The champion of dessert aesthetics: Starlight Scallop. The advanced version of Starry Pie: "Uneasy Death." Boiled Cabbage with Chicke...
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Several question marks immediately appeared above Ye Feng's head.
Could it be that I was just patted on the head and killed?!
Narrowing his eyes at Wu Qiuyu, Ye Feng said angrily, "Hey, Senior Sister, are you getting too big for your britches? You actually dared to touch my head?"
Wu Qiuyu touched his head again, looking puzzled, and asked, "What's wrong with touching your head?"
"Don't you know you shouldn't touch a man's head?"
"I only know that folk sayings say you can't touch a tiger's butt, but for us cultivators, touching a tiger's butt is fine as you please."
Is Ye Feng the type to suffer a loss?
How could someone just accept such a humiliating disgrace as having their head touched for no reason?
So he reached out and patted Wu Qiuyu's head.
Her black hair was smooth and silky, and it felt like silk to the touch.
...
Ye Feng and Wu Qiuyu arrived at the Wulaofeng Small Canteen.
Based on my understanding of the ingredients, I know that these giant isopods cannot be kept for long after being taken out to sea.
So we just made Wu Qiuyu, the catcher and foodie, into the food.
The giant isopod doesn't look like a creature from Earth at all; it looks more like an alien from an American movie.
And don't let its small size fool you, this watermelon-sized creature dares to take on a shark one-on-one.
This behemoth in front of me, as big as a millstone, is at least two meters long and one and a half meters wide. It must be a dominant force in the ocean.
Ye Feng looked at the big guy, stroked his chin, and said to Wu Qiuyu, "Senior sister, this is too big for the two of us to handle. Should we call our senior brothers and uncles over to eat with us?"
Wu Qiuyu snorted and said with dissatisfaction, "I won't order. You cook it and divide it into portions for them. I'll give it to them in a couple of days when I've calmed down."
Ye Feng shrugged helplessly, indicating that he couldn't understand the idea of holding grudges.
Wu Qiuyu glanced at him and said, "Are you thinking I hold a grudge? Or are you thinking you're very magnanimous? Have you forgotten that you treated them to a hot pot of frogs boiled in lukewarm water the very next day? I know that the three of them spent a whole day detoxifying themselves."
Ye Feng immediately became anxious and vehemently denied it, saying, "That's a newly developed hot pot. I invited them to eat it out of pure kindness. Senior Sister, you can't slander someone's innocence out of thin air."
"hehe!"
After replying with two words, Wu Qiuyu ignored him and sat on her flying sword, floating in the air to begin her cultivation.
Ye Feng touched his nose and continued to dissect the giant isopod.
Time always flies when you're cooking, and before long Ye Feng had finished preparing the food.
Since this thing looked so unappetizing, Ye Feng simply took out the meat and cooked it.
It looks ugly on the outside, but the flesh inside is crystal clear and white and tender.
Ye Feng doesn't like seafood that's heavily seasoned or oily, so he simply made a garlic sauce and grilled it over charcoal.
Wu Qiuyu felt that he could cultivate faster in this fragrant environment.
Ye Feng didn't mention the other benefits of the Red Bean Rice Cake at the time, so she didn't know that her faster cultivation speed was because Ye Feng was by her side.
Looking at the attributes of the Grilled King Isopod, Ye Feng couldn't help but marvel at the power of this deep-sea monster.
[Perfectly Grilled Garlic King Isopod, Rating 6.5 stars. Taken from the meat of a deep-sea monster, it is incredibly delicious, but not everyone can enjoy it.]
[Effect: After consumption, it can temporarily increase comprehension by 25%, without being limited by the talent cap; permanently increase root bone by 10 points, also without being limited by the talent cap; originating from the deep sea, it cannot be preserved for long and will spoil after 72 hours. Countdown: 71:59:59]
Ye Feng quietly touched the table, and Wu Qiuyu opened her beautiful big eyes.
Looking at the food on the table sprinkled with chili powder, he nodded in satisfaction.
Ye Feng said, "Senior sister, this thing can improve comprehension in a short period of time after consumption. I think that consuming it when you are in the best condition and then finding someone to fight will maximize the effect."
Upon hearing Ye Feng's words, a glint of lightning flashed in Wu Qiuyu's clear eyes.
"When you're at your best? Isn't that right now?!"
Having just witnessed a fierce battle between his disciples, Wu Qiuyu's fighting spirit was already at its peak.
He snatched the plate from Ye Feng's hand and started stuffing it into his mouth.
A whole plate of meat was devoured in the blink of an eye.
They demonstrated, through their most authentic actions, what it means to be a cow chewing on a peony.
Just as he finished the last bite, a bolt of lightning struck down from the sky, hitting Wu Qiuyu directly.
Shivering, Wu Qiuyu's eyes flashed with excitement as she stared at Ye Feng.
Helpless, Ye Feng transformed into a streak of light and flew towards the back mountain.
Wu Qiuyu followed closely behind, and the blue light emanating from her body intensified even further in that short time.
As soon as Ye Feng arrived at the back mountain, he felt an extremely powerful force coming from behind him. It was an all-out attack without any reservation!
Ye Feng hurriedly turned around, and just as he was about to retaliate, he noticed a white light shining on Wu Qiuyu's forehead.
The white light was so gentle that it instantly dissipated the power that Ye Feng had just gathered.
"Grandma...Grandma, holy crap!"
Ye Feng was startled and couldn't help but curse in his mind.
This damn senior sister actually used up all of the special abilities of the Red Bean Rice Cake!
He had initially had a slight desire to fight, but now all he feels is longing for his grandmother. What's the point of fighting now?!
This thing actually affects me?!
After thinking about it carefully, Ye Feng understood.
The strength of these ridiculous attribute effects is based on the opponent's cultivation level.
Although he possessed exceptional combat prowess, he was only two levels higher than Wu Qiuyu in terms of cultivation realm, so he would naturally be affected.
Moreover, those were tears I shed when I missed my grandmother, so it was perfect to use them on myself now.
You've overestimated yourself!
Ye Feng couldn't help but complain about himself again.
If I had activated the Clear Sword Heart from the beginning, this innate supernatural power would have been of limited use to me. Now that I've been hit, all I want to do is call for my grandma and throw myself into her arms to enjoy being lifted up high. What the hell am I going to do?
If he doesn't fight back, Wu Qiuyu's offensive won't stop.
Fortunately, Ye Feng still had his speed, so he was able to handle the situation by dodging left and right.
hiss……
As soon as he was moved, Ye Feng almost burst into tears.
At that moment, he felt like a chicken that had been hollowed out.
To lose half of one's cultivation level so easily leaves one feeling utterly drained.
Ye Feng could only swallow his bitter tears; he had to bear the consequences of his own actions.
With the aid of the blue lightning, Wu Qiuyu's figure moved as fast as a shooting star.
Ye Feng felt incredibly satisfied as he stabbed him with his sword.
Although he hadn't managed to stab him with a single sword yet, the fact that he could only dodge and couldn't retaliate greatly excited Wu Qiuyu.
Today I'm going to let you know that your senior sister is no pushover!