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What could Wu Qiuyu say? He could only give Ye Feng a thumbs-up in praise of his wit.
Ye Feng smiled smugly and raised his eyebrows triumphantly.
Wu Qiuyu followed Ye Feng's example and also put a steamed bun on her plate. However, unlike Ye Feng who only put a slice of beef on his plate, hers was filled with a whole layer of beef, making it look more like a beef hamburger.
Upon seeing Wu Qiuyu's steamed bun, Ye Feng inexplicably thought of a soul-searching question from Earth.
Bread is healthy and nutritious, beef is healthy and nutritious, lettuce is healthy and nutritious, so why does putting them together make it junk food?
Seeing Ye Feng's thoughtful expression suddenly turn vacant, Wu Qiuyu asked curiously, "What's wrong? Are you homesick?"
Ye Feng, who had been lost in thought, suddenly came back to his senses and was stunned again.
Is it home?
There's no going back to Earth, but I do have a home in this world. The fused memories give me insight into my home, but it still feels a little awkward.
Wu Qiuyu patted his shoulder and comforted him, "It's only natural to miss home. Although you, you freak, have cultivated from a novice to a supreme being of the Mahayana realm in just over four years, realm doesn't represent experience. It's normal to miss home, so don't feel embarrassed. When I was on the mountain, I would miss home every few days. Back then, it was Senior Brother Shenqing who accompanied me home. If you want to go back, I can go back with you."
Just as Ye Feng was about to refuse, a tremor came from the depths of his soul. The tremor was so faint that Ye Feng could not sense it at all unless his cultivation was profound.
Is something still lurking in your soul?
Ye Feng frowned deeply, carefully comprehending the meaning. After a period of deep contemplation, he felt relieved.
That was merely a lingering attachment of the previous owner of this physical body, a desire to return to his homeland for a final look in the final moments of his life. But the demon of calamity did not give him that chance at all, and annihilated him completely.
Sighing inwardly, Ye Feng decided to go back and check on him. After all, he had taken over the other person's body, and it would be too heartless of him not to help with such a small matter.
"Okay, then I'll have to trouble you, Senior Sister."
Having made up his mind, Ye Feng stopped hesitating and directly finalized the matter with Wu Qiuyu.
Anyway, given their speed, the world is so vast that they can arrive in an instant, so it won't delay anything.
The time was set for 8 a.m. on Saturday. After that, the two went their separate ways, and Ye Feng went straight back to his cave to take a nap.
...
The next morning, Ye Feng had just stepped out when his disciple told him that Immortal Lord Yuanfeng, along with Phoenix Dance Mystic Maiden, were blocking the mountain gate.
Ye Feng had no idea what was going on in Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's gourd, but he instantly appeared at the mountain gate with his disciple.
When Yuanfeng Immortal Lord saw the main character arrive, his eyes instantly shone with a dazzling light.
He darted forward, grabbed Ye Feng, and burst into laughter, laughing like a village idiot.
Ye Feng looked at the crazed Immortal Lord Yuanfeng, puzzled, and wondered whether he should give him a whack to bring him to his senses.
Just as he was thinking this, a black mace made of dark clouds suddenly condensed above Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's head.
The spiked club was over fifty meters long, densely covered with thousands of steel nails, each about two meters long. Lightning flashed on the nails, and just by looking at its terrifying appearance, one knew that being hit by it would definitely cause a massive explosion.
The appearance of this giant spiked club startled not only Immortal Lord Yuanfeng, but also Ye Feng.
He thought to himself that he only knew that others should not be hostile towards him, but he did not know that he also had the ability to make his words come true.
Yuanfeng Immortal Lord coughed lightly and said somewhat awkwardly, "Brother Ye, I know you're big, but you don't have to show it off to me. Can we put away that big wolf-tooth club of yours?"
Ye Feng felt that Yuanfeng Immortal Lord's words were a bit awkward, but he couldn't quite put his finger on why. He tried to control the giant wolf-tooth club, and it actually disappeared.
But the instant the spiked club disappeared, Ye Feng received a message in his mind.
Ye Feng relayed to Immortal Lord Yuanfeng, "Heaven has instructed me to tell you, Immortal Lord, that your wife must return to the Immortal Realm or go to some other realm within three days. In short, she cannot stay here any longer."
Ye Feng didn't ask why; he wasn't that gossipy. Anyway, the person in question definitely knew.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng and Mystic Maiden Fengwu exchanged a glance, both with a hint of helplessness in their eyes.
After sighing, Yuanfeng Immortal Lord turned to Ye Feng and said, "Brother Ye, I came down to the mortal realm this time because I felt that this realm held great opportunities for me. Just yesterday, we obtained the greatest opportunity. I originally came here to thank you, but I never expected it to become a farewell."
Ye Feng asked curiously, "Oh? What kind of opportunity did you obtain, Immortal Lord? Would you mind telling me? Of course, there's no need to talk about anything too private, since I'm not one to enjoy gossip."
It's completely unacceptable that a powerful figure from the Immortal Realm received such an opportunity from me without my knowledge. But it's their secret, and whether they tell me or not is entirely up to them.
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng's expression became excited again, and he said with a happy look on his face, "A great opportunity, an absolutely great opportunity, a great opportunity that I have been pursuing for thousands of years but have not obtained!"
Chao, hurry up and tell us what's going on! You're keeping us in suspense like this, do you believe I'll smash your face with a stick and leave it covered in peach blossoms?
...
Yuanfeng Immortal Lord looked up speechlessly at the reappearing spiked club, then looked speechlessly at the somewhat embarrassed Ye Feng.
You said you weren't a gossip lover? Tell me, what's the deal with this spiked club that suddenly appeared?
Ye Feng was speechless. When did the Heavenly Dao become so favorable to him?
It must be that Immortal Lord Yuanfeng and the others offended the Heavenly Dao, and it has nothing to do with their own will. That's absolutely it!
"Immortal Lord, this great opportunity is probably quite displeasing to the Heavenly Dao of this region. Look at how the Heavenly Dao wishes it could give you a good whack right now."
"hehe."
Immortal Lord Yuanfeng smiled disdainfully, thinking to himself, "This great opportunity of mine has nothing to do with me. If the Heavenly Dao is targeting me, it should be targeting my wife and the child in her womb. Why is it hanging over my head all this time? This giant spiked club is definitely related to you! I didn't realize you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, not only love listening to gossip but also have absolutely no patience. I've seen through you!"
After labeling Ye Feng, Immortal Lord Yuanfeng stopped keeping him in suspense and said directly, "Thanks to Brother Ye's excellent medicine and food, my wife is pregnant. This is the greatest pursuit of my wife and me for thousands of years, so we came here early this morning to thank Brother Ye. We even prepared some gifts for Brother Ye last night."
After saying that, he rummaged in his pocket and took out a brocade banner.
With a flick of his hand, the banner unfurled, bearing the four large characters "Heavenly Lord Who Sends Children," with a smaller line in the lower right corner reading "Presented by Immortal Lord Yuanfeng and the Phoenix Dance Mystic Lady of Lingbo City."