Fantasy, Gourmet, Illustrations, Comedy, Meme, Farming. The champion of dessert aesthetics: Starlight Scallop. The advanced version of Starry Pie: "Uneasy Death." Boiled Cabbage with Chicke...
Qi Shuqi stared at the Boundless Immortal Emperor in shock, as if she had been frightened into a daze. Her heart was filled with panic, as if a prehistoric dragon was running around wildly.
At that moment, she felt as if she had returned to the time when the two of them had just started dating, when they were so innocent and naive.
Feeling the approaching breath, Qi Shuqi closed her eyes, feeling both shy and nervous.
Looking at his wife, who was completely terrified of Ren Juncaijie, the Boundless Immortal Emperor felt excited and couldn't help but give Ye Feng a thumbs up.
This kid's method is really effective; I didn't expect it to work so well. I'll definitely go easy on him next time we meet.
However, he didn't have the energy to think about these things anymore. After all, a thousand years of longing and guilt were ignited by lust in an instant, and what followed were scenes that he couldn't tell anyone.
With her cloud-like hair, flower-like face, and golden hairpins, she spent a warm spring night in the hibiscus-scented tent. The spring night was fleeting, and as the sun rose high, the emperor ceased holding morning court.
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Two flowers bloom, each representing a different branch.
While the Boundless Immortal Emperor was enjoying himself immensely, the trick he played on Ye Feng before leaving truly left Ye Feng bewildered, to the point that his brain completely shut down.
When Mo Wushang and the others descended to the mortal realm, they could observe the level of spiritual energy of the people around them. Naturally, Wuya Immortal Emperor, who was at the Quasi-Immortal Emperor level, also possessed this ability.
He also possesses an ability that Mo Wushang and the others completely lack: the ability to instantly teleport and place objects remotely.
When Ye Feng demonstrated what "wall slam" and "beating ber" meant, Wuya Immortal Emperor, who felt tricked by Ye Feng, couldn't help but trick Ye Feng in return.
So when Ye Feng got to the most crucial point of the demonstration, he directly searched the entire cultivation world and replaced the largest spiritual energy cluster in front of Ye Feng.
The only thing that displeased the Boundless Immortal Emperor was that the largest part of this spiritual energy cluster was actually a female cultivator, and a stunningly beautiful one at that, which immediately diminished the fun by more than half.
If this happened to a male cultivator, being bitten by another male cultivator for no reason would be a huge disaster, a scene that would definitely escalate to the point of no return!
Why isn't it a man? With this dissatisfaction, the Boundless Immortal Emperor ascended to the Immortal Realm, leaving Ye Feng standing there like a zombie.
And who is the largest spiritual power group in the cultivation world? That would naturally be Wu Qiuyu!
Having borrowed half of Ye Feng's energy, this world already bears the imprint of Wu Qiuyu's most powerful aura.
Wu Qiuyu was also somewhat bewildered. Having just finished his cultivation, Wu Qiuyu was preparing to treat himself to some food and wine. Nothing is more pleasant than enjoying a delicious meal after a sweat-drenched cultivation session.
But I haven't even taken out the food yet, so why am I already feeling a soft touch on my lips?
The aftereffects of the time-space displacement caused her thinking to stagnate, and she was still thinking about the images of those delicious foods.
then……
Ye Feng's already large eyes suddenly widened.
If I'm not mistaken, this smooth, slippery feel is probably...
Having been single since birth, Ye Feng has only accumulated knowledge but never had any real combat experience. He has eaten plenty of pig tongue, duck tongue, and beef tongue, but this is the first time he has tasted this...
Ye Feng suddenly felt as if his soul had left him; if he had to describe it in one word, it would be—ethereal and blissful.
He wasn't sure; the only thing he knew for sure was that the best-tasting jelly in the world might not have been made by him.
Her full lips were like the softest jelly, as if caressed by the gentlest white clouds. The taste seemed to be three times sweeter than any honey he had ever tasted. Ye Feng, who still retained a delicate and rational mind like a spider's web, was completely overwhelmed when that agile touch came over him...
Wu Qiuyu felt like she was suffocating to death, which made her very angry.
As a dignified Mahayana cultivator, how shameful would it be if I died from a fatal injury? Didn't I have any dignity? So, without thinking twice, she started inhaling.
It took her a great deal of effort to finally sense the flow of some gas, and the arrival of this wisp of pure energy finally brought her back to her senses.
When my vision cleared again, I saw another pair of bright, clear eyes in front of me. What was going on? Why was my junior brother looking at me so closely?
Ye Feng felt his mind go blank. This time it wasn't because he didn't know what to do, but simply because he felt like he was about to suffocate.
He barely managed to open a crack in the air when he saw that Wu Qiuyu had already opened her eyes, her large, bright eyes staring intently at him.
At this moment, only one word remained in Ye Feng's mind: "What should I do now? I need help urgently..."
If someone were to pass by at this moment, they would surely be captivated by the beautiful scenery before them, and this is the scene that unfolds before their eyes.
The bright sun shone in the clear blue sky, but seemed shy, hiding more than half of it among the white clouds.
The grass is lush and the flowers are in full bloom. A tall and handsome young man stretches out his arm and rests it on a golden wall. In his arms is a beautiful girl in flowing white dress, more delicate than snow and more beautiful than flowers. The young man lowers his head and the girl is shy. Even the most skilled painter in the world would probably not be able to capture such a beautiful scene.
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"So you're saying that the reason we're in this state is because of a senior Immortal Emperor named Wuya?"
"That's right, it's all because of that Wuya Immortal Emperor! Wuya Immortal Emperor came down from the Immortal Realm because he heard from Yuanfeng Immortal Lord that I had delicacies that could help people have children. So I prepared a table of nourishing yin and kidney-tonifying delicacies for him. As a result, he thought he had been tricked by me and used some tricks to trick me before he left."
Wu Qiuyu nodded and said, "So I'm the one who's in the trap?"
"Oh...that's not what I meant."
Ye Feng hurriedly explained, "What I mean is that the reason we're like this is all the work of that Boundless Immortal Emperor."
"You brat, stop calling me! You've called me three times in just a few seconds! You think I won't kick you to death if you call me again?"
Just as Ye Feng finished explaining, the voice of the Boundless Immortal Emperor rang directly in his mind.
Ye Feng was stunned at first, then overjoyed.
Based on the timeline, the Boundless Immortal Emperor should have already returned to the Immortal Realm. The first thing he would do upon returning would undoubtedly be to find his wife, and the first thing he would do after finding her would definitely be…
"You brat, that's enough! You've called me seven times in less than ten seconds!"
Ye Feng immediately launched into a tirade: "I've been so kind to help you find a solution, and you've so unreasonably tried to harm me! So what if I called you seven times? I'll call you a hundred times, a thousand times! What can you do about it?! I'm telling you, Immortal Emperor Wuya, never descend to the mortal realm again! If you do, I'll make you understand what cruelty is! Do you hear me, Immortal Emperor Wuya, Immortal Emperor Wuya…"