My Gourmet Food Makes the Myriad Worlds Cry

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Chapter 476 Let me melt them away

The meals for Immortal Emperor Wuya and his companion were simply being remade; since they already had the ingredients, the cooking process was exceptionally quick. Ye Feng even had to be mindful of the time so that the two could finish eating the previous dishes.

Judging that it was about time, Ye Feng pushed open the door to the private room again. After entering, he saw that the two of them had indeed eaten almost all of their ginger fish slices.

The third dish was naturally mutton with dipping sauce. Whether it was the ginger-flavored fish slices or the mutton with dipping sauce, the gamey smell had long been removed by Ye Feng's superb skills, so there was no feeling of greasiness or discomfort.

The sight of the distinct muscle definition and clear texture of the mutton only whetted their appetites even more.

They picked up a slice of mutton, dipped it in the sauce, and the mutton, fragrant with vinegar, went into their mouths. The sour vinegar flavor immediately stimulated their saliva, and then the other flavors worked together to make them feel like they were floating on air.

The Boundless Immortal Emperor had fallen into deep self-doubt.

Was my Celestial Emperor a fake? Was my Celestial Emperor's banquet a fake? Why could a mere acquired creature from the lower realm taste better than all my innate spiritual fruits? Is there no justice left? Is there no law left?

Qi Shuqi was completely immersed in the world of food and couldn't extricate herself. The tender mutton was just right between being cooked and not cooked, so it was neither too dry nor undercooked. It retained the tenderest texture of the mutton while completely removing all the gamey smell. Paired with an irresistible sauce, the taste was simply indescribable!

My personal ranking of the best food has changed repeatedly, and now it's completely messed up.

If you say the mutton with dipping sauce is the best, the crispy yet tender texture of the deep-fried pork tenderloin would be the first to disagree. But if you say the deep-fried pork tenderloin is the best, the tender and bouncy blackfish slices would be another story. It's all a mess, a complete mess.

Ye Feng had already anticipated the reactions of these two.

Don't be fooled by the fact that the celestial realm seems to be high above and has the best of everything. There are some things that you just don't have. If you pick up anything in this world and start eating it, there will definitely be a limit to how delicious it will be. Even the simplest ingredients require the most superb cooking skills.

Putting everything else aside, just in terms of food alone, even the immortals in the celestial realm are all country bumpkins in Ye Feng's eyes. Coming to his mountain retreat would be like Grandma Liu visiting the Grand View Garden.

Moreover, given his culinary skills and affinity with the natural order, he didn't believe anyone could resist the temptation of his food.

As for the boastful claim by the Boundless Immortal Emperor that he could devour the entire Shu Mountain Sword Sect, he scoffed at it. Today, he wouldn't even need to do much; just a spoonful of abalone sauce stew and soup would be enough for the emperor to "duang duang duang" his way out of his mountain retreat!

With a cold chuckle, Ye Feng scooped three more large spoonfuls of ingredients into the pot. "Aren't you worried about not having enough to eat? Well, here you go, eat your fill!"

The Boundless Immortal Emperor was thoroughly enjoying his meal.

With one foot on a chair, one hand gripping mutton, and the other holding a wine jug, he was as unrestrained as could be.

"Madam, this is the best way to eat mutton, and the wine is just right too. A bite of mutton followed by a sip of fine wine, chewing and swallowing heartily—how delightful! Would you like to try it?"

Qi Shuqi covered her forehead, trying to pretend she didn't recognize this person. Someone with the strength of a quasi-Immortal Emperor had gotten drunk after just one sip of wine! No one would believe it if word got out!

When Ye Feng pushed open the door, he saw the drunken Immortal Emperor Wuya. But this scene was nothing to him. Apart from the fact that this person was stronger, he was no different from other drunkards. It was rare to see an Immortal Emperor with such a poor alcohol tolerance.

After placing the plate on the table, Ye Feng introduced, "This is today's grand finale, called 'Abalone Sauce Pot Dish.' All the ingredients and soup in the pot are edible, and they might even bring you some unexpected benefits. Please enjoy." With that, he lifted the lid off the plate.

The moment the plate lid was lifted, a beam of golden light shot out, and the Boundless Immortal Emperor instantly regained his senses, carefully examining the contents of the plate with Qi Shuqi.

The sea cucumber and abalone didn't look very appealing, but after Ye Feng processed them and coated them with a layer of gravy, they looked much more pleasing to the eye with their glistening appearance.

Ye Feng didn't have the habit of disturbing others while they were eating, so after he finished speaking, he walked out again.

There were two bowls of abalone sauce hot pot, one large and one small. Qi Shuqi naturally gave the large bowl to Wuya Immortal Emperor and took the small bowl for herself.

She had seen Qingcheng struggling to walk out, leaning against the wall, and she would never allow herself to become like that.

As for her husband...

Qi Shuqi glanced at the Boundless Immortal Emperor, who was almost burying his head in the basin, and thought that since he wouldn't die from eating, she might as well let him eat to death.

The Boundless Immortal Emperor was completely out of control. The delicious aroma was like countless divine weapons piercing his nose, making him want to keep shoveling the food in the bowl into his mouth.

The food he shoveled into his mouth, each piece releasing its most perfect flavor, almost numbed his brain to thought; he could only instinctively eat and eat and eat...

Qi Shuqi ignored him and just ate what was in front of her.

After eating the first piece of abalone and the first piece of sea cucumber, her first choice was already decided. This abalone sauce hot pot was definitely number one in her ranking. The rest was just a matter of who came in second.

While eating, Qi Shuqi's gaze would occasionally drift towards the Boundless Immortal Emperor, for she could see her husband's belly growing rounder and rounder at a visible speed.

She had initially wanted to laugh, but then she realized that she wasn't much better herself. It was pointless to laugh at someone who was only slightly better; she figured she was probably stuck with this wall for the day.

The battle on Immortal Emperor Wuya's side was nearing its end. He picked up a basin that was twice the size of his head and started gulping it down.

The half-bowl of soup was quickly emptied, and with a hearty throw of the rice bowl, a single word of "爽" (shuang, meaning refreshing/satisfying) escaped his lips.

Qi Shuqi pouted and said, "Feeling good? Didn't you notice you weren't comfortable sitting there?"

The Boundless Immortal Emperor was taken aback, then looked down and couldn't help but chuckle. He saw that his belly had swelled up like an inflated balloon, and the excess fat on both sides had wrapped around the armrests of the chair. No wonder his wife had asked that question.

“Madam, please don’t worry, I will use my powers to digest this food.”