Fantasy, Gourmet, Illustrations, Comedy, Meme, Farming. The champion of dessert aesthetics: Starlight Scallop. The advanced version of Starry Pie: "Uneasy Death." Boiled Cabbage with Chicke...
If in the past I could only see this white flower through the fog, today I am actually in the garden. As long as I search carefully and have a little luck, the flower of ascension will surely bloom successfully!
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It took the Boundless Immortal Emperor five whole days to finally refine away that fat, bloated body. Looking at his reflection in the mirror, now possessing a renewed air of immortality, he couldn't help but nod in satisfaction. Then, glancing at Qi Shuqi, still fast asleep on the bed, the Boundless Immortal Emperor couldn't help but curse Ye Feng in his heart once more.
The story begins five days ago. The last piece of deep-fried pork tenderloin was not eaten in the private room of the mountaintop cottage, but was saved to avoid any side effects. However, Ye Feng said that he could eat it after returning to his residence without worrying about any side effects. Immortal Emperor Wuya was also very curious as to why this could be eaten after returning home but not at the mountaintop cottage. So, after returning to their temporary cave dwelling, he couldn't wait to eat it in one bite.
Sensing the abnormal flow of spiritual energy within his body, the Boundless Immortal Emperor immediately discovered the nature of the aftereffects Ye Feng had mentioned.
And then... cough cough, that was five days later.
Qi Shuqi lay exhausted on the jade bed. When she heard the sound of Wuya Immortal Emperor getting up, she only opened her sleepy eyes and had no intention of getting up at all.
Her fair face was flushed with a captivating blush, and her disheveled temples seemed to be a testament to the brutality she had endured over the past five days.
The Immortal Emperor Wuya lovingly tucked the blanket around Qi Shuqi, who rolled her eyes and kicked it in protest, revealing a beautiful, fair leg that shimmered with a captivating glow. The Immortal Emperor Wuya's eyes widened, and he couldn't resist pressing himself against her again...
"That son of a bitch Ye Feng, just you wait until my aftereffects wear off, I'll beat you so badly your own mother won't recognize you!"
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Ye Feng wasn't surprised at all to see Immortal Emperor Wuya among the first group of diners. He mainly booked his tickets through Mirror Flower Water Moon, and since the big shots in the Immortal Realm all had iPhone 26s, a few days would be more than enough time for them to figure out how to use them.
Ye Feng was somewhat surprised to find that only the Immortal Emperor Wuya was among the diners, and Qi Shuqi was nowhere to be seen. He couldn't help but tease the Immortal Emperor Wuya via telepathy, "Immortal Emperor, you're... a bit too ruthless, aren't you?"
The Boundless Immortal Emperor blushed, and his forehead throbbed: "Get lost! Isn't this all due to the side effects of your lousy food? If you dare to mock this old man again, believe me, I'll tear your mountaintop cottage to smithereens!"
Ye Feng asked in confusion, "The side effects of my 'soft fried pork tenderloin' only last for three hours at most. With your immortal body strength, it probably won't even last three hours. It can't be that powerful, can it?"
Upon hearing Ye Feng's words, the Boundless Immortal Emperor was immediately stunned: "Three hours? Are you sure?"
Ye Feng replied, "Of course I'm sure. How could I not know what I made? I'm not taking the blame for this."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor was too lazy to argue with him any further on this matter, so he changed the subject and said, "Stop talking nonsense, give me two servings, one to eat now and one to take away."
Just as Ye Feng was about to speak, an impatient voice came from behind the Boundless Immortal Emperor: "A good dog doesn't block the way. If you want to go in, then hurry up and leave. If you don't want to go in, then get out of the way and don't block my way to eat."
Holy crap!
Ye Feng was shocked when he heard this. He never expected that there would be such a brave person on this planet.
The Boundless Immortal Emperor turned around calmly and saw a young man who was fairly handsome but looked somewhat sinister. Behind him were five burly men who were obviously very powerful body cultivators.
Liu Qingyun's eyes were filled with arrogance, and he basically didn't even look at people. He said to Wuya Immortal Emperor with his nostrils down, "I'm talking to you. A good dog doesn't block the way."
The Boundless Immortal Emperor laughed and said, "Didn't your mother tell you that it's best to keep a low profile when you're out and about? And that you should be polite in your dealings with others. Do you know that being so arrogant will easily offend people and get you beaten up?"
A new layer of sinister intent visibly crept onto Liu Qingyun's face: "My mother didn't tell me, but your mother didn't tell you either, otherwise you wouldn't dare talk to me like this!"
Before the Boundless Immortal Emperor could speak, Ye Feng interrupted, "Has anyone ever told you that you can't run wild in my mountain retreat?"
Liu Qingyun glanced at Ye Feng and said, "He's just a cook. If I hadn't heard that there's a rather interesting place in this world, do you think I would have come to this broken planet?"
Ye Feng was helpless. He didn't know how the message was spread, but this weirdo had come to him and caused trouble. Not only that, but he also offended two people he shouldn't have offended.
"Since you're a guest from afar, if you just stand in line and shut up, I'll spare you this time and even ask for your life."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As if he had heard the funniest joke in the world, Lau Ching-wan burst into laughter, almost rolling on the ground with his stomach in his hands.
"Do I need your mercy? Do I need your pleading? Do you even know who my father is? Do you even know who my mother is? Do you even know that all six of my bodyguards are at the high-level of the Integration Realm? Do I need your pleading or your mercy to spare my life? Now get out of here. You've angered me. I think your disciples are quite good. They can compensate me as my cultivation vessels. Let's call this day."
Ye Feng's expression also turned cold. If it was just rude remarks to him, then as the restaurant owner, he would only punish him lightly. But this was really too tactless, daring to even try to take advantage of the kitchen helpers.
They were all still just kids, the oldest being Ning Shuang, who was only a little over 17. This was a death sentence for them!
Ye Feng extended his palm, and as soon as he did, several burly men behind Liu Qingyun sprang into action, forming a line between Ye Feng and Liu Qingyun.
Ye Feng didn't bother with any more words. Killing one more or one less of these accomplices wouldn't make a difference. Besides, in his opinion, these people couldn't even be considered alive. Their spiritual platforms had been completely refined, making them nothing more than human puppets.
As he continued to raise his hand, Liu Qingyun was horrified to discover that he and his six bodyguards were all surrounded by an invisible wall of energy and slowly rising into the air.
The six bodyguards tensed their muscles instantly, and with a few soft "crack" sounds, their clothes were torn apart by the powerful force. Then, like bears crashing into a tree, they slammed into Ye Feng's colorless energy wall.
Ye Feng didn't bother with it at all. After raising Liu Qingyun and the others to the high heavens, he snapped his fingers.
"call……"
As soon as the snap of the fingers ended, a white flame burst into flames within the air wall.
When had Lau Ching-wan ever seen such a scene? He was so frightened that he lost control of his bladder and bowels. Several bodyguards were still faithfully ramming against the air wall, not stopping for a moment even though half of their bodies had been burned to ashes by the daytime fireworks.
Liu Qingyun cried out in anguish, "I was wrong, I was wrong, brother, please forgive me this once, my parents are..."
"boom……"
Ye Feng was too lazy to waste words with him, and too lazy to listen to him introduce himself. The world is vast, and I am the boss in this realm. Even if your parents come, I will still beat them up.
Many diners shaded their eyes with their hands, watching with amusement as they watched everything happening in the sky.
"Wow, I really came to the right place today. Not only did I get to eat delicious food, but I also got to watch a great show."
"This is truly absurd. They dare to venture into uncharted territory without understanding anything. The parents of this brat are really something else."
"It's really something else to come to the mountaintop cottage to cause trouble. Supreme Ye's strength is top-tier in all realms except the Immortal Realm."
"Ha, they've probably gotten so used to lording it over their own little corner that they've forgotten the world is full of dangers."
"It's a great honor to see Master Ye make a move again."