No, I do regret it. I regret not directly pressing you against the wall and taking a picture of you.

I regret not throwing you into the frying pan and making you into croquettes;

I regret not throwing you into the oven and making you into a baked sweet potato...】

After Song Yaoyao finished speaking, she finally felt relieved!

During this time, Guagua let Song Yaoyao vent, and when Song Yaoyao had finished venting, Guagua asked:

[Host, are you having your period? ]

Song Yaoyao let out a roar that resounded through the heavens and earth:

[Guagua, get out of here! Get out of here now! ]

Guagua saw that Song Yaoyao was really angry, and muttered softly:

【Based on this condition, it is definitely dysmenorrhea! 】

Song Yaoyao is so angry at Gua Gua that she is about to become autistic!

This time it was Song Yaoyao's turn to remain silent.

Gua Gua: [Host, your period seems to have come early this month, the date is not accurate!

This has never happened before.

Host, do you want to see a doctor? 】

Song Yaoyao took a deep breath again before saying:

I'm fine, no problem!

Besides, I am a doctor myself, don’t I know whether there is any problem with my body or not? 】

Guagua: [Okay.]

After a moment, Guagua continued:

[Host, let me test your writing skills. How do you think?

I'll make one move and you'll take the next one, how about that? 】

Song Yaoyao didn't want to talk at all, but Guagua, who was so tactless, acted as if he didn't see that Song Yaoyao was angry and said:

[Song after song, every song is about my longing for you!]

Host, take the next one! 】

Song Yaoyao: [……]

Song Yaoyao just didn't say anything. Guagua didn't hear Song Yaoyao's voice for a long time, so he said:

[Oh, that’s right, these are your shortcomings, you can understand even if you don’t know! ]

Song Yaoyao wanted to beat Gua Gua to death even more!

Guagua said to himself:

[Host, since you can't do it, I'll take it myself.]

Every song brings back my longing for you, every dream brings back my memories of you. 】

I wander alone in front of the flowers under the moon, feeling sad under the willows in the wind.

The past is like smoke gone with the wind, but today I am drunk and confused.

There are always beautiful women in the world, and the old times still seem vaguely in my dreams! 】

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, are you heartbroken? ]

Guagua: [No.]

Song Yaoyao: [Then you wrote this poem to express the feeling of being depressed after a breakup! ]

Guagua: [Really not! ]

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, don't deny it. Is it because you are so talkative that your parents dislike you and dumped you? ]

Guagua: [Wow wow wow…]｡°(°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)°｡

Song Yaoyao didn't expect that Gua Gua would burst into tears. This really made Song Yaoyao very upset!

Could it be that she was right?

Song Yaoyao asked tentatively:

[Guagua, have you really been dumped? ]

Gua Gua: [Host, you don’t know, that Xiao Mei is the most beautiful girl, but I didn’t expect that she is so realistic. She actually married our supervisor, the old girl, just for power.

It's really like a flower stuck in cow dung! 】

Song Yaoyao: [Just because you have little energy, people dumped you? ]

Guagua: [No, Xiaomei doesn’t even know that I like it! ]

Song Yaoyao: It turns out that Guagua is still secretly in love with me!

Guagua continues:

[I really didn't expect Xiaomei to be such a cute girl. I have liked it for so long, but now I know it is such a cute girl.]