Gua Gua patted his chest and said, fortunately, fortunately, his life could not be saved!

The host is a very petty person. If you provoke her, it would be a pipe dream to expect her to come and spend money here!

If he doesn’t consume, how can he earn energy? How can he chase Lingling?

Fortunately, I am smart!

…

These days, Song Yaoyao has been living a very comfortable life, but the Second Prince and his companions in the palace are not having such a good time.

In the past, when he helped his father deal with government affairs, he was only responsible for one thing. Unlike now, he has to do everything by himself. It really makes him exhausted!

If he hadn't brought two aides to help him, he wouldn't even have time to eat.

When I think about how my father used to stay up until midnight every day before he could go to bed, I feel a little sorry for him!

It's only been a few days and my body can't take it anymore. My father is like this every day. It's really hard!

No wonder Princess Jiahe ran so fast!

I believe that when the emperor receives the news of the destruction of Yuhuan City, he will definitely send more people, and then he won't be so tired.

…

On the other side, Song Yaoyao and her friends were patrolling the streets today, and they heard someone cursing in the distance:

"You son of a bitch, you stole my things and you're still complaining about this and that.

It's really like eating radish and complaining that it's too spicy!

You little jerk, don't let me catch you, or I'll break your legs."

As Song Yaoyao and the others approached, the crowd immediately made way for them.

At the door of a store, a woman in her thirties, with her right hand on her waist and a piece of paper in her left hand, was cursing.

As soon as the woman saw Song Yaoyao and the others, she said:

"Sir, I want to report to the police!"

Liu Zheheng immediately stepped forward and asked:

"How do you reply?"

The woman handed the paper to Liu Zheheng and said:

"Look, sir."

Liu Zheheng took the paper and started reading:

"Hello, Shopkeeper:

You run a food shop. I have eaten in your shop before and I can only say that the food in your shop is enough to kill people!

So what about the taste? It's just so-so!

No wonder your store’s business is not doing well!

Look at your shop, there are only a few people. Those who have been there once will definitely not go there a second time. You need to look for the reasons within yourself!

It’s none of my business whether your business is doing well or not, but I noticed some sausages drying in front of your house!

As soon as I saw the sausages, I knew that the shopkeeper and I were from the same place.

I like this too!

The sausages obviously had not been dried long enough, but I still couldn't resist the temptation and wanted to taste them for the shopkeeper first.

I stole two small pieces and prepared to go back for a meal.

After eating it, I was very disappointed with the sausage. It was salty and fishy, ​​not delicious at all!

I've tried all the restaurants on your street, and yours is the worst!

㰴I thought Chinese sausage was a specialty of your hometown and should be your specialty, but I didn’t expect it to taste even worse!

It's ok if other things taste bad, but why can you make sausage like this?

You really bring shame to our fellow countrymen. You are a talent to be able to make something we have been eating since childhood taste like that!

In order to prevent you from further embarrassing yourself, I will tell you the recipe of the sausage. Please make it better next time. Otherwise, others will think that the food from our hometown tastes like the one you make.

The recipe is as follows: 10 jin of pork, 2 liang of salt, 1 liang of sugar, 1 liang of wine..."

After reading it, Liu Zheheng covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud.

This is barely harmful, but extremely insulting!

If he were the shopkeeper, he wouldn't tolerate it!

Song Yaoyao looked at Liu Zheheng and said:

"Brother, what's wrong?"

Liu Zheheng handed the letter to Song Yaoyao. She took it. Song Qinghui also came over and they started reading it together.

After Song Yaoyao finished reading it, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

What a talent!

He ate other people's food secretly and complained that the food was not tasty, and finally attached the recipe.

Which great god did this?