Yun Qi never expected that his first kiss with Li Muge, disguised as Jiang Cha, would be...

It smells like rotten eggs.

“…”

Yun Qi pushed Li Muge away and ran to the side to vomit.

Li Muge felt embarrassed. Men are so particular. It's just a kiss, what's the big deal?

But she soon realized something was wrong.

Her body and Jiang Cha's body were switched back. Was it because of that kiss?

Li Muge smiled, then wiped her mouth in disgust; it really did smell like rotten eggs.

When it was Jiang Cha's turn, despite Li Muge's attempts to stop him, he still went outside to take a bath.

What's even worse is that he actually wanted her to guard the door.

Li Muge shook his head, and said earnestly, "I'm telling you, Jiang Cha, you're a man, even if you saw it, it's nothing!"

Jiang Cha's eyes reddened: "That won't do. What if that person is like you, a female hooligan?"

Li Muge was speechless. Jiang Cha was serious and extremely eager to learn, as if she were a real rogue.

"Kid, really, if you didn't keep calling me 'sister' all the time, I would have beaten you to death."

"How could that be! How could I possibly be a female hooligan? Besides, if I just beckon, all the men in the Three Realms who want to pursue me will line up in a row. Why would I be a hooligan?"

Li Muge said that, but in the end, he still obediently went to keep an eye on people for Jiang Cha.

Jiang Cha went to bathe in the river and, with particular concern, reminded Li Muge not to peek.

"I know, I know, you're not some kind of angel, who would even look at you?" Li Muge waved her hand impatiently, reaching for a hard object at her waist.

When I took it out, I saw that it was a longevity lock made for my daughter, with the words "peace" engraved on it.

Li Muge's mood immediately dropped. She sat on a large rock not far from the riverbank, fiddling with the longevity lock in her hand, feeling secretly guilty that she was really not a good mother.

I wonder if Xiao Shaoyao and Ping An are doing well. The Three Realms are in chaos and there is no peace.

I must cultivate the Phoenix True Fire as quickly as possible so that I can return and protect them.

Li Muge closed his eyes, formed hand seals, and began to cultivate, his consciousness entering the raging fire in his dantian.

At this moment, the small flame seemed to have grown a bit bigger, so Li Muge gathered his power into the raging fire.

They were cultivating to a critical moment.

Suddenly, a woman's scream rang out, almost causing Li Muge to lose control and his cultivation to surge wildly.

Nangong Ling is the seventh princess of the celestial realm. She has been pampered by the Heavenly Empress and the Heavenly Emperor since childhood. This trip is also because she wants to see the mortal world properly.

However, just like in the legends, the scenery in the human world is much better than that in the celestial realm. In the celestial realm, all the green plants are fake, and the illusory clouds become quite dull after a while.

Nangong Ling wore a light purple flowing silk fairy dress, and every frown and smile exuded an innocent and charming demeanor.

When she saw a man bathing in the river, which offended her eyes, her first thought was to order the guards to seize this unruly mortal and skin him alive.

But when Yun Qi turned around and revealed his appearance, Nangong Ling's eyes widened slightly.

I was drawn to the ginger tea's aroma and her perfect facial contours.

The bold statement immediately fell flat, and Nangong Ling blushed, turning away embarrassedly.

"Young master, the river water is cold. Why don't you put on some clothes and get ashore soon?"

Yun Qi's eyes flashed with gloom. He raised his hand, used magic to pick up the clothes from the shore, put them on, and left without saying another word to Nangong Ling.

Nangong Ling had never seen anyone dare to ignore her before, so she quickly stopped Yun Qi.

"Stop right there! You let me see you taking a shower, shouldn't you take responsibility?"

"Take responsibility?" Yun Qi smiled gently, but the smile didn't reach his eyes. He flipped his hand in his sleeve, preparing to kill this noisy woman.

Nangong Ling was deceived by Yun Qi's gentle appearance. She knew that no one could resist the olive branch extended by a princess like herself.

Yun Qi never used his patience on anyone other than Li Muge, and just as he was about to kill him.

Li Muge suddenly ran over, and Yun Qi suppressed his killing intent and withdrew his spell.

She ran to Li Muge's side, her expression perfectly that of a victim, "older sister."

Nangong Ling felt a strong sense of crisis towards Li Muge, who had just appeared.

Even though Li Muge's wedding dress was worn out, it still couldn't diminish her radiant beauty and allure.

Li Muge may not have many other merits, but she has one: she is protective of her own. No one can bully the people around her.

"Young lady, is there anything I can help you with?"

Nangong Ling asked in a condescending tone, "Is this man your younger brother?"

“No.” Li Muge shook her head, not understanding why this woman was asking this question out of the blue. However, she noticed that the woman was wearing an extremely luxurious dress with shimmering light on it.

She must be the princess that the two immortals outside the village were talking about.

"Then who is he to you?" Nangong Ling questioned.

Li Muge replied without hesitation: "Friend."

Upon hearing this, Nangong Ling's dislike for Li Muge worsened. She said irritably, "I find your friend quite pleasing to the eye, so take him back with you."

Li Muge laughed in exasperation. What was wrong with Nangong Ling's expression, as if this was ginger tea and her good fortune?

“Princess, is it? Look carefully, Nangong Ling is a person, not an object. And even if you treat him as an object, you have to see if you have the ability to take him back.”

"Let's go, ginger tea." Li Muge took Yun Qi's hand and turned to leave.

Yun Qi lowered his head, a slight smile playing on his lips.

When had Nangong Ling ever suffered such humiliation? She gathered her magical power and charged directly at Li Muge, clearly intending to kill him.

Li Muge didn't even move, she just frowned, and the killing move that was about to rush to her side was directly deflected. Nangong Ling did not expect that this mortal woman could actually dodge her magic.

Unable to dodge in time, he was hit by his own spell, coughing up blood and falling heavily to the ground.

After walking a distance, Li Muge laughed so hard he bent over, and the two buddies patted Yun Qi on the shoulder: "Hey Jiang Cha, I didn't realize you had such good luck with women."

Yun Qi smiled and was about to say something when he suddenly realized that he was currently wearing Jiang Cha's face.

Li Muge's protectiveness towards him is essentially the same as protecting Jiang Cha.

Jiang Cha's expression immediately turned sinister.

He glanced at Li Muge with an unpleasant expression and left.

"Hey, Jiang Cha, what are you doing? Did a dog bite you?" Li Muge, at least say thank you.

Just as Li Muge was about to go back, she unexpectedly spotted an old friend she hadn't seen in a long time in the woods.

Shao Junhao.

At this moment, this idiot, for some reason, had a lotus leaf on his head and was brazenly hiding behind her.

Li Muge summoned the Phoenix Blade and even wiped it with her sleeve. Coincidentally, today she was going to settle accounts with Shao Junhao on behalf of her past self during her tribulation.