Alternative Title: 异能香妻超凶哒
Author: 姜长安
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-08-29
Updated: 2025-08-29
Accidentally reborn as a human, Su Ran lazily declared, "Young Master Lu, I, your lord, won't marry and won't have children."
Young Master Lu replied, "We won't marry, and we won't have children."
What's marriage and having children? As long as she doesn't ascend to heaven, there's nothing he can't agree to. If she must, then please take him along!
Su Ran squinted at the sun, "Your 'waves and blossoms' (female admirers) are bothering us again, what should we do?"
Young Master Lu said, "Isn't this because your days are too idle, so I sent them to you for a warm-up?"
"My hands hurt."
"It's fine, it's fine, hubby will blow on them for you. Next time you get physical, remember to bring Little Meow; its claws are sharp, and hitting people with them won't hurt your hands."
A certain cat (Meow) collapsed, glaring fiercely at this shameless couple!