My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Pet shop owner Tang Wan was accidentally reborn into an interstellar world. When he opened his eyes, he found himself automatically married to a vegetable via the StarNetwork. A social status worth...

Chapter 11 Who sleeps properly dressed?

Seeing that Da Zhuang had no intention of objecting, Tang Wan happily picked him up and walked into the bathroom with a smile. Cats don't like water. In the past, when he gave Da Zhuang a bath, Da Zhuang always looked disgusted and looked as if he was dead. This time, he wanted to bathe together, and the child didn't object.

Is he afraid that if he doesn't obey, he will no longer like him?

Tang Wan smiled. This could be considered a benefit from buying Jin Xiaopang's favor. Da Zhuang felt a sense of crisis.

Tang Wan held Da Zhuang in one hand and began to fill the bathtub with water with the other hand. He weighed the weight in his hand and smiled, "Zhuang, have you grown taller? It's heavier." The kitten in his arms didn't move. Tang Wan rubbed the top of his head and told him with certainty, "You've gained weight."

Zong He: “…”

Tang Wan put his big baby by the pool and touched his legs, "You've gotten fatter."

Then he touched his belly, "So much meat."

Touching her butt again, "So much meat."

After three consecutive hits of being fat, Zong He covered his chest with his tail. He is strong! Not fat!

Feeling that Tang Wan's hand was still touching him, Zong He quickly covered his butt with his tail and glared at Tang Wan unhappily, "Where did you touch?"

Tang Wan was amused to see that he was protecting her very closely, and teased her, "You little brat, you haven't even grown all your hair yet, but you care about so much. The more you act like this, the more I want to get you."

Zong He bared his teeth. At this moment, he had the urge to transform into a big tiger. But thinking about the consequences of the transformation, Zong He held back and just used his paw pad to slap Tang Wan's hand. This annoying guy! He doesn't even know what he is doing!

Seeing that Da Zhuang was really angry, Tang Wan didn't dare to tease him anymore, otherwise the child would have to hide and he wouldn't be found. He started to take off his clothes and prepare to take a bath.

Tang Wan was thin, with a small frame and not very obvious joints. In modern terms, she was a skinny beauty. Zong He looked away unnaturally, his ears slightly reddened, and he suddenly regretted why he agreed to take a bath together? This annoying person! He was only annoying himself!

I couldn't help but turn my head to take another look. Zong He pursed his ears in dissatisfaction. He was too thin and didn't eat meat properly! He was just like those little stars in the entertainment industry! The Marshal believed that it was better to raise a fat wife. When he took her out, others could tell that he spoiled his wife. Those who were so thin that you could see the bones at a glance were all useless men. Their partners couldn't even eat enough.

After Tang Wan took off his clothes, he picked up Da Zhuang and went into the bathtub together. He placed the kitten on his chest and splashed water to wet the kitten's back first. "If you are afraid of water, lie down and don't fall in."

Zong He pressed his two paws on Tang Wan's chest, and his paw pads seemed to be burned, and he felt like he had nowhere to put his feet. Tang Wan's skin was white and delicate, and it became wet and slippery when it touched water. Zong He's whole body was stiff, and the thought of returning to his original form that had been suppressed suddenly jumped out again.

"Little guy, are you so afraid of water?" Tang Wan rubbed the belly of his beloved, and felt that it was inconvenient to wash him like this, so he simply bent his legs and knocked Da Zhuang down, with his belly facing up and his four legs up on his thighs. "I'll wash your belly. Your hair is too long. Fortunately, the four seasons in Emperor Star are like spring, otherwise you will suffer in summer."

Tang Wan smoothed the hair on Da Zhuang's belly, turned his head and looked at the shelf next to him. Da Zhuang's shower gel had been used up. "You can make do with your cousin's. You two are of the same species, you both have hair, so you should use shower gel that nourishes and protects the hair."

Zong He said seriously, no, that's for humans. He didn't like taking a bath when he turned into his original form.

Tang Wan had squeezed out a handful of shower gel, rubbed out a handful of bubbles, and smeared it all over his body, rubbing and kneading him all over. Zong He let out a breath, and since he couldn't struggle, he would just accept his fate.

Tang Wan's hands pinched from the top of his head to his buttocks, and it seemed that he was about to rub that unspeakable place again. Zong He opened his eyes quickly and stared at Tang Wan defensively.

"Tsk~ look at you!" Tang Wan pinched the kid's cheek with one hand, "Who is willing to wash your butt? I treat you like this, I'm no different from your own father, and you're still glaring at me! Wash it yourself if you're awesome!"

Seeing that the cub lying on his lap was unmoved, Tang Wan blinked his eyes and suddenly approached him curiously, "Do you orcs wipe your butts when you go to the toilet? I know that kittens lick their own butts."

Zong He jumped up in a second and splashed water in anger. How disgusting! Who doesn't wipe his ass after pooping? Who eats his own shit? What a wrong perception!

Not only did he fail to recognize the species, but his cognitive bias was anti-human. After the Marshal finished filming, he lost all his strength and put his head on Tang Wan's shoulder, accepting his fate. Getting angry with Tang Wan would make him die, so just spoil him.

After all, the butt was not washed. Tang Wan looked at the kid with a hint of disgust. He took him out, blew his fur dry, and combed it smooth. Tang Wan threw him on the bed, pounced on him and hugged him, "Sleep! Don't point your butt at my face!"

Zong He: “…”

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All night long, the internet was hotly discussing the creature called "cat". The click rate of Jin Xiaopang's video has exceeded tens of billions. There have been cute pets in the past, some running on the ground and some flying in the sky. Tang Wan has broadcast quite a few of them live. Now, the large killer cat has appeared. This cute pet, which has already conquered countless people on Earth, has once again conquered future people. In addition, it is already an extinct species, and even relevant scholars want to study its habits.

What's more, some people want to find Tang Wan and buy the cat from him.

The identity of Tang Wan, who is being discussed by everyone, remains a mystery. No one can find out and there is no identity information of him left on the Internet.

Now everyone is even more curious, who are you, why are you hiding so deeply? If you have the ability to live broadcast, you have the ability to show your face!

As the person involved, Tang Wan is addicted to petting cats. In the morning, when the sun was shining, Tang Wan held Da Zhuang in his arms, sat on a bamboo chair in the garden, put Da Zhuang on the table, and gently combed the kitten's long fur. This is the bad thing about long-haired cats. Their fur is easy to tangle, so they need to be combed frequently, several times a day, so that they can maintain their peak appearance.

After combing the hair, Tang Wan held the kitten's face, touched its ears, looked into its golden eyes, and praised happily: "You are so beautiful, your eyes are beautiful, your nose is beautiful, your mouth is beautiful, your ears are beautiful, your bones are beautiful, and your fur is even more beautiful!"

Zong He shook his ears and turned his head to look away. The tip of his ear was a little red. This chatterbox! He feeds him this kind of ** soup every day, and after that he wants to divorce him, forget it!

Uncle Lin brought tea and snacks and placed them on the table. Looking at the warm and harmonious atmosphere between the couple, he stroked his beard with satisfaction, "Madam likes the young master so much. If you have a child with the marshal in the future, if he takes after the marshal, the child will definitely look like him, with the same fur color."

Tang Wan was speechless. It was too early to talk about children now. It was true that old people liked to push children hard.

Zong He looked at his fur and his tail shook twice. Tang Wan saw it and couldn't help but touch his tail. This fur color was really beautiful. If he had a son like Da Zhuang... Tang Wan held his forehead with his hand, thinking too far ahead!

Poking Da Zhuang's belly out of boredom, Tang Wan got a look of disgust from the kitten. He held his chin with one hand, moved closer to the kitten, and asked curiously, "Da Zhuang, when you go home in the future, your family will ask you what you learned from your uncle. You can't even meow, right? Meow."

The kitten turned around and faced Tang Wan, leaving him with only its butt and furry tail.

Tang Wan pulled the willful kid back and continued, "You can't step on milk either. Are you a milk cat or not?"

Tang Wan grabbed the kitten's two front paws, pulled it into his arms, pressed the two paws on his shoulders, and stepped on them. "Do you understand?"

The kitten still has an expression that is... hard to describe.

Tang Wan was tired. He thought that this child might have intellectual disabilities. He couldn't even learn things that even small children could do.

Lin Boren smiled and reminded: "Madam, he is a tiger, not a cat. How can a tiger meow?"

"Then, bleating?" Tang Wan remembered a short video he had seen before. The little tiger cub sounded like a little lamb when it bleated. The cute little celebrity he liked could bleat.

Zong He grinned. When will this idiot be able to distinguish between species?

"I'll make you something delicious, okay? Just meow with me."

"Put your little paws on it~"

"I want to braid your hair."

"The hair on your tail is so long, do you want to tie it in a bow?"

"No, the bow should be on the neck, and it seems to need a hat to match it."

Listening to Tang Wan chattering in his ear, Zong He climbed into Tang Wan's arms helplessly, rested his face on Tang Wan's shoulder, and fell asleep.

Seeing him like this, Tang Wan couldn't bear to tease him anymore. He leaned back in his chair, letting the kitten in his arms sleep more comfortably. He logged into his personal information center and found that one million star coins had been deposited into his account. He happily stroked Da Zhuang, saying, "Lucky cat~ I stroked him twice a day, and I got rich every day!" Then he opened the system again. After the cat came online, the popularity value soared. The system has unlocked amphibians, frogs, turtles, and aquatic vertebrates, carp, koi, etc. Tang Wan looked disgusted and said, "Go away! What kind of pet is it without fur? It can only be food!"

Tang Wan looked at it with a stern face for a while, and after calming down, he decided to buy a few koi to raise.

"Uncle Lin, do you have a fish tank at home?"

Uncle Lin, who was pruning flower branches not far away, smiled and said, "We don't have a tank, but a fish pond will do?"

Tang Wan tilted his head with interest and asked, "How big is the fish pond?"

Uncle Lin said slowly, "There are big ones and small ones. There is a small one in this garden, which is about 40 square meters. There is a big fountain in the yard. You can also raise fish. There is a small river behind the mountain. If you want to raise fish, you can even raise sharks."

Tang Wan chuckled and stood up. "The small fish pond in the garden will do. I want to raise some koi."

"Koi? The one that's extinct?"

"Yes, it can attract wealth, fortune and good luck. Keeping a few at home can also add some vitality."

That day, the fish pond was cleaned, filled with water, and the filter and anti-itching function was turned on. In the evening, Tang Wan bought a lot of koi fry and put them in the pond. He placed Da Zhuang by the water and encouraged him expectantly: "A cat that can't catch fish is not a good cat. Go! Jump on it! Don't be afraid!"

Zong He: “…”

The problem of this species must be discussed seriously!

That night, the Marshal finally came out of the "Convalescent Room" and lay disheveled on the bed. He hooked his finger at his partner and said seriously, "Come here, let's discuss the species issue."

Tang Wan gritted his teeth and said disdainfully: "Put on your clothes first!"

Zong He raised an eyebrow, "Who sleeps properly dressed?"

Tang Wan: “…”

What you said makes so much sense that I am speechless.

But! How can we chat like this? This can only be flirting!

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