My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Pet shop owner Tang Wan was accidentally reborn into an interstellar world. When he opened his eyes, he found himself automatically married to a vegetable via the StarNetwork. A social status worth...

Chapter 25 What does the divine beast mean?

Tang Wan saw that the comments were scrolling too fast and he couldn't see anything. He opened the settings menu and said to the audience, "I'll modify it so that the system can automatically filter. The comments that are asked more often will pop up automatically, and the ones that are asked less often will be filtered out. If you want to contact me to do business with me, please find me on Weibo."

The audience just wants to say: You may not be able to see me even if we look for you. After all, you have a magical skill - pretending to be blind!

Tang Wan continued, "I have enabled the official blog to send special notifications, hehe."

Barrage: Don’t pretend to be blind!

What's the point of setting it up? You can't see anything when you pretend to be blind!

There is an old saying that goes, you can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep!

Now that it has been set up, the fact that words like this can pop up shows how much resentment everyone has towards Tang Wan for "pretending to be blind".

Tang Wan touched his chin, wondering, "Do you have any misunderstandings about me?

Barrage: No!

Tang Wan took Jin Xiaopang's two little paws and clapped his hands: "You are so united, I am very touched!"

Tang Wan's fans were helpless: You look so heartless. Do you remember that your account was blocked before? Why didn't you say anything? You should cry and let us comfort you instead of making us cry!

When Tang Wan saw this comment, he was so upset that he hugged Jin Xiaopang and nuzzled him. "What's the point of crying? It's all in the past. It's all fine as long as it's resolved."

The fans are still very dissatisfied. Tang Wan was obviously tricked before. If you don't cry, how can you show the power of fans? Find him and let's go and beat him together!

Tang Wan cooperated and said, "My account was blocked a few days ago. I was so anxious at home that I almost cried. Yes, I am innocent, pitiful and weak. Please protect me." When he said this, everyone could see that he was not serious and was just trying to make his fans happy. "Fortunately, the staff of the Imperial Genetic Safety Department are fair and responsible. They checked me and confirmed that I am innocent. Thank them."

The more Tang Wan behaved like this, the more distressed his fans felt. It was like they were suffering but couldn't express it in words. Fans showed their overwhelming male and female power and threw him rewards, comforting him: Don't be afraid, justice will be on our side. We are jealous that you have short legs and are only 1.3 meters tall even as an adult!

Tang Wan smiled and made a heart shape: Thank you for being here~~

After the fans finished comforting her, they brought up the question again: What is your relationship with the Marshal?

Tang Wan didn't play blind this time: "The relationship between the hero and the common people, the relationship between the spiritual pillar and the weak chicken, is the same as yours."

Zong He, who was sitting outside the window basking in the sun, twitched his ears and subconsciously glanced inside the window. Tang Wan was holding Fatty Jin and sitting cross-legged on the cushion. It was unclear whether what he said was true or not. Zong He curled the corners of his mouth and took it as true.

The audience still did not let go of this topic and asked, but Tang Wan habitually ignored it.

Well, if this question is asked again, Tang Wan will definitely pretend to be blind. The audience is familiar with his routine. However, the question of whether the testing location is the Marshal's Mansion remains in the audience's mind.

At this time, someone asked: What does Brother Shenshou mean?

Tang Wan had just grabbed a handful of melon seeds when he saw this. His hands shook with laughter. "This is hard to explain. I have to be civilized."

A kind-hearted audience member came forward to explain for Tang Wan: I checked a lot of information, and only one day later did I know what the divine beast brother meant. The breed of the divine beast brother is the alpaca, which originated in South America on the ancient earth. In the mysterious oriental country, the great country of culture, China, at the beginning of the 20th century, the government launched a special campaign to rectify the vulgarity of the Internet. A large number of websites were stopped because of vulgarity, and swear words were blocked. So netizens invented swear words with homophonic characters such as "Grass Mud Horse" to bypass the website blocking, and gradually created the "Top Ten Divine Beasts" represented by "Grass Mud Horse". Alpaca is one of the top ten divine beasts spoofed by Chinese netizens. So the meaning of the divine beast brother is: Grass Mud Horse.

This comment was automatically pushed to the top by the system as an insightful one and marked in red.

audience:! ! !

Tang Wan was leisurely eating melon seeds, and he called Xuan Feng, Damao, Ermao, Sanmao... all the way to Qimao out to eat them together.

After the audience realized what was happening, they sighed: Never offend Tang Tang in the future, otherwise you won’t even know he is scolding you. It’s really scary how educated he is!

If anyone ever bothers me again in the future, I'll slap him in the face and call him "divine beast brother".

Anyone who can find this information must be a top student. Buddy, are you studying the folk customs of ancient Earth?

The earth is really interesting, I really want to go and see it.

There's no need to look at it. The surface is polluted and the atmosphere above is destroyed. You'll have to wear protective clothing when you go up there. It's better to check the information. There's no gap in history. They all took it with them when they immigrated.

Tang Wan paused for a moment and sighed inwardly. He was still thinking about going to Earth someday when he had the chance, but it seemed that it was not very convenient now. In order to change this heavy topic and make himself feel better, Tang Wan clapped his hands and suggested, "Children, let's have a melon seed cracking competition."

Xuan Feng got excited when he heard about the competition, and he spread his wings and ran around Tang Wan and several hamsters. Because Xuan Feng had a history of putting hamsters in a wheel and spinning them wildly, Tang Wan hugged several hamsters in his arms and watched Xuan Feng go crazy with caution. Fatty Jin in his arms tilted his head and looked at the little mice. When he found that Tang Wan didn't notice him, he stretched out a cat's paw and pressed the hamster tentatively.

The audience was amused, their attention was diverted, and they started petting the cat's paws like crazy.

Tang Wan quickly grabbed the cat's paw back and poked Jin Xiaopang's head to scare him: "Don't bully the weak!"

Fat Jin licked his paws innocently and didn't understand what Tang Wan was saying at all.

Tang Wan pressed down the crazy black phoenix again, and then positioned several hamsters. Tang Wan gave each of them five melon seeds, "Furry kids, the melon seed cracking contest has officially begun. Let's see who can finish the seeds the fastest!"

After hearing Tang Wan's order, all the hamsters stuffed the melon seeds into their mouths. Two seconds later, all the hamsters stuffed the melon seeds into their mouths. Xuan Feng held a melon seed in his mouth and looked at the hamsters in a daze, as if he hadn't reacted to what had happened.

The comments were all full of hahahaha, saying it was unfair! Where were the sunflower seeds you agreed to eat?

I feel sorry for Xuanfeng. The child should use the money to buy some snacks. It's so pitiful.

Xuan Feng cried. Before she knew what had happened, she had already lost.

No no no, Xuan Feng might be thinking: You little dwarfs, why don’t you spit out the melon seed shells? ? ?

Tang Wan was also at a loss for words, so he grabbed the big hair and dug out the melon seeds from its mouth, trying to make them compete fairly. Then, he dug out five peanuts, three soybeans, a piece of dried vegetable, a dozen grains of rice, five corn kernels... and finally, a dozen melon seeds.

Tang Wan touched Damao's head helplessly, "Why did you hide so many things?"

Damao struggled to jump out of Tang Wan's palm and quickly collected all the food on the table, not leaving a single grain behind.

The audience was so cute that they cried: Cute, I want to raise one qaq

I also have summoning skills, but I can only summon inanimate objects. I really want a moving one!

Tang Wan lined them up again, gave each of them five melon seeds, and told them: "You can only eat them, you are not allowed to hide them."

The little hamsters seemed to understand Tang Wan's words. Each of them held a melon seed to their mouths, waiting for Tang Wan's order. Tang Wan was shocked by how smart these furry kids were. Are hamsters such smart animals? Even if they were taught some simple instructions, it was impossible for every one of them to understand. Today's melon seed cracking competition was already a relatively complicated instruction, but these little hamsters actually understood it and lined up to crack the seeds. Tang Wan was shocked. In time, these furry kids would not mutate, like the orcs, and become spirits and humans!

The audience, who didn't know what these hamsters were originally like, couldn't think of this, and they all threw tips and asked for it to start. Many people have already helped to shout online: Ready! Go! Eat!

Tang Wan reacted and gave an order. The only sound left in the whole room was the sound of cracking melon seeds. Xuan Feng had just cracked one when the two hamsters had already eaten it. The melon seed shells were thrown on the table and they had been eaten whole.

Xuan Feng shouted angrily: "It's a competition of passion and speed! Can you beat me?"

Tang Wan said disdainfully, "Are you stupid? They eat faster than you and they are still poor!"

Audience: It’s terrible not to be able to count. I feel sorry for Xuanfeng!

Seeing that the little hamster had eaten all five melon seeds, and Xuanfeng had only eaten three, this stupid bird who didn't know how to count still felt very proud and asked proudly: "Do you have any more? I have! Do you have any more? I have! I have!"

The audience laughed to tears: Xuan Feng, who doesn’t know how to count, is so stupid!

If you have it, you lose. Are you stupid?

Xuan Feng won’t say anything if he bullies the Damao family again!

It's so pitiful that I can't speak. I won but I can't say anything.

The hamster brothers were completely confused and had no idea why Xuan Feng was provoking them.

Maybe it's because Xuanfeng speaks with an accent.

Hahahaha~~~~

Tang Wan was also happy. He put Jin Xiaopang aside and let it find a comfortable place to sleep. He stretched out his hand and let Xuan Feng fall on his fingers. He then took a few rubs in his arms and said, "Silly Feng, why are you so cute?"

Xuan Feng is a show-off. When Tang Wan treats it well, it becomes very cheerful and extends its mouth towards Tang Wan in a nasty way: "Little brother, give me a kiss, ua! Little beauty, give me a kiss, ua! Little darling, give me a kiss, ua!"

Tang Wan held its head with one finger in disdain, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Why are you so poor?"

At this time, a gust of wind blew past the window, ruffling Tang Wan's hair. Tang Wan squinted his eyes and looked over there. Zong He, with a serious face, was standing by the window, coldly looking at the silly bird that was teasing his little friend. Tang Wan subconsciously put Xuan Feng down, and then felt that this action was very stupid, so he caught it again.

Zong Hyuk raised an eyebrow and sat back down.

Tang Wan: “…”

Either Zong He was stupid for being jealous of the bird, or I was stupid for putting the bird down out of fear.

After two hours of live broadcast, all the fans were very happy. Tang Wan ended the live broadcast at five o'clock, looked at the rewards, took a screenshot happily, and sent it to Zong He: Look, am I very good at making money?

After seeing this, Zong He replied: Yeah.

Tang Wan was happy: It is not a problem for me to financially support a few little cuties. I have not divorced you yet. Instead, I prepare delicious food for you every day and provide you with hair-grooming services. Your Excellency the Marshal must be grateful to me.

Jong Hyuk: Yeah.

Tang Wan was satisfied with just these two "hmm". There must not be many people who can make the Marshal surrender.

Having received great satisfaction from Zong He, Tang Wan habitually went on Weibo. After each live broadcast, he would go to Weibo to check the comments to see if there was any suitable business to do.

During the live broadcast, he mentioned that people would tag him on the official Weibo account. Now, he has received many inquiries from the official Weibo account, wanting to ask for his contact information to discuss cooperation. However, Tang Wan had little interest and didn't like any of them.

At this time, another official blog tagged him. Tang Wan first looked at the other party's ID and raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Luo Bingjun Studio?"

Luo Bingjun's studio eats, sleeps and plays with Da Zhuang: Hello, I am Luo Bingjun's agent Xu Mi. Can I rent your Da Zhuang and Jin Xiaopang to shoot a photo with Luo Bingjun?

As soon as this official blog came out, before Tang Wan could reply, Luo Bingjun's fans were already going wild: Jun Ge is going to release a photo album? !

Oh my god! This is the first solo photo shoot of the King since his debut!!

I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to suffocate, my brother Jun is going to publish a photo album!

This must be agreed! Tang Tang! It's worth working with the king!

Tangtang! Promise him! Promise him now! Please promise him! Promise him just like Tiezhu promised Cuihua!

Fans became more and more excited, and this Weibo post soon received hundreds of millions of replies. Tang Wan's fans excitedly begged him to agree. The cooperation between the traffic leader in the live broadcast circle and the traffic leader in the singing circle had already driven fans crazy before the deal was even finalized.

Especially the fans of Luo Bingjun. The number of Luo Bingjun's fans is comparable to Tang Wan's. However, some of Tang Wan's fans are scholars who study ancient earth biology. They want to observe the behavior patterns of animals in his live broadcasts and videos. They follow him but are not fans of him. Luo Bingjun's fans are different. Almost all of them are die-hard fans. When they heard that their idol was going to take a photo shoot, they had already decided to hold the cat and almost fainted with happiness. Some even specifically asked Da Zhuang to be on camera. Tang Wan had an illusion that if he didn't agree, Luo Bingjun's fans would carry a barrel of gasoline and occupy the Marshal's Mansion.

Tang Wan raised his lips. With such high popularity, there was no reason for him to refuse. However, he wanted to ask Luo Bingjun if he was a human or an orc. The prices of the two were different. If it was an orc, they would also be classified by species. Was it furry? Long hair or short hair? Was it smooth or not? If it was good-looking and moaned coquettishly, he could get a discount.

While thinking, Tang Wan followed Xu Mi's Weibo to Luo Bingjun's Weibo, and found the photo of the king. After seeing what he looked like, he was stunned. Black hair, black eyes, slender phoenix eyes, a high nose bridge, and a very handsome face. Tang Wan pinched his forehead and suddenly felt that his brain was a little lacking in oxygen. This appearance made him a little confused.