My Whole Villainous Family Can Hear My Inner Monologue

The protagonist transmigrated into an abusive, deep, and tragic romance novel as the villainess. She knew the plot well but was unable to change it. Whenever she tried to speak about the plot, her ...

Chapter 300 Er Gou, I regret it! Let's get a divorce!

Su Heng couldn't help but chuckle as he watched Chuanwen's shoulders tremble with excitement. However, seeing Chuanwen in her red wedding dress stirred a slight ripple in his usually calm heart.

He came to the bedside and lifted the red veil. Chuanwen was engrossed in reading a comic book when suddenly her eyes lit up. She paused for a moment, then looked up and met Su Heng's deep, affectionate eyes.

For no apparent reason, Chuanwen's face suddenly flushed red.

"What are you looking at?"

Su Heng asked knowingly, reaching for the comic book in her hand. Chuanwen quickly closed it, hiding it under her bottom, and stammered, "N-nothing."

If Er Gou found out I was secretly watching this kind of stuff, it would ruin the perfect image he has of me.

Su Heng smiled. No matter what Chuanwen was like, he would always be perfect in his heart.

Su Heng poured wine into two red glasses, handed one to Chuanwen with a deep smile.

Chuanwen was almost dazzled by this stunningly handsome face. He took the wine glass in a daze, exclaiming, "Wow! Er Gou is so handsome! It's just a pity he's impotent."

Su Heng, who was arm in arm with Chuanwen and drinking a toast together, almost spat out his drink. He had listened to Chuanwen's lewd gossip the whole way without changing his expression, and he was all smiles when Chuanwen drooled over him. The only thing he couldn't stand was Chuanwen saying that he was no good. Ugh! That was a matter of male dignity.

Su Heng looked at Chuan Wen. Perhaps it was because he had just drunk a glass of wine, but his throat was extremely dry and his face was flushed.

Chuanwen swallowed hard, about to scream with excitement in his heart, when a soft touch covered his lips, instantly drawing his attention back.

The moonlight was like water, and the red candles cast a warm glow on the bed. Chuanwen slept until late morning the next day, waking up with a sore back and legs. He chuckled to himself, clutching the covers. [So Er Gou wasn't impotent after all.]

At this moment, the door to the room was pushed open, and Er Gou himself walked in. Seeing that Chuan Wen was awake, he smiled indulgently and came over to help him get dressed.

The clothing was elaborate, and Chuanwen had never worn it before, relying entirely on Xiaobi and Wenxue for help. Now, Su Heng was taking care of all the work, spoiling Chuanwen like a daughter.

However, their happiness was short-lived. After a few days of blissful married life, Su Heng had to set off for Xiao Liang Kingdom, which is now Xiao Liang County.

On the day Su Heng left, Chuanwen cursed the emperor mercilessly in her heart. Fortunately, the emperor knew Chuanwen's character and only allowed her to enter the palace several days after Su Heng left.

I thought that several days had passed and Chuanwen would stop scolding him, but I didn't expect the little girl to still have such a temper. Every time she saw him, she would mentally question his conscience.

What could the emperor do? He felt a little guilty about breaking up the young couple, so he could only pretend he hadn't heard anything.

However, the Empress was quite happy when Chuanwen entered the palace. The three-year-old princess also clung to Chuanwen's arms, wanting her to hold her.

Chuanwen and Xiaotuanzi have a deep revolutionary friendship. One thinks he is a tool, and the other is a real tool. Both of them are forced to attend court.

Gradually, the little princess also noticed that Chuanwen was different from others, because she was always chattering on and on, and she didn't even open her mouth when she said those things.

When the little princess got a little older, she stopped sleeping during court sessions because she found it quite fun. Watching the ministers argue and fight until their faces turned red, and then hearing their hilarious inner monologues as the messengers delivered their pronouncements, made them either stumble or choke on their own saliva – much more entertaining than sleeping.

However, her precociousness sometimes brought her embarrassment, as she would be caught off guard and suffer unexpected mishaps, such as wetting the bed and leaving a heart-shaped pattern, drooling while eating, and even snatching food from her father's mouth.

Therefore, under Chuanwen's subtle pressure, the little princess stopped wetting the bed early on, even learned to fart quietly and silently, stopped drooling while eating, and snatched food from her bowl before her father could put it in his mouth.

We will strive to ensure that there is no more information to be revealed in the rumors.

Not only that, the little princess also buried herself in her studies, because when Chuanwen was bored, he would play a word chain game with her, and she had already lost so much that she owed him more than two thousand meals!

However, she found that no matter how hard she studied, she could not beat Chuanwen. Until one day, the Empress secretly told her that Chuanwen was a Doctor of Literature in his previous life, and that a poem he casually wrote at a palace banquet shocked everyone present. She was petrified on the spot.

No wonder she could never beat her opponent; it turns out Chuanwen is a master in this area!

But isn't that too cunning? Isn't this bullying a child?

However, the little princess soon discovered that Chuanwen was not only a master in this area. After seeing the profound lecture notes, she was stunned and could not believe that they were all written by Chuanwen.

I originally thought Chuanwen was an unreliable adult, but I never expected her to be so incredibly reliable.

From then on, the little princess looked at Chuanwen with eyes full of admiration, but Chuanwen, who was not used to it, always felt uneasy under her gaze.

However, this admiration didn't last long. The little princess's gaze towards Chuanwen returned to one of speechlessness, because every time she was admiring him, she would be defeated by his witty words and heartfelt sentiments.

Well, she couldn't bring herself to admire him, so she didn't force herself. However, she did become interested in the textbooks and started attending a girls' school at the age of five, beginning her systematic learning.

With the little princess gone to the girls' school, the emperor had no reason to keep Chuanwen in the palace. Chuanwen's desire to go to Xiaoliang County rekindled, which frightened the emperor so much that he quickly summoned her back to the palace. The reason given was to accompany the empress, then the imperial concubine, and finally the noble lady. The main message was that she must stay in the capital properly for the emperor.

The messenger was exhausted. "What's going on? Is your palace trying to cling to me now?"

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