My wife is clearly the best actress, but I insist on going solo.
Eating soft rice is impossible; I won't do it in this lifetime—
...At the entrance of the Peninsula Hotel,
A man and a woman walked out of the hotel one after the other. The woman was wearing a mask and her appearance was difficult to recognize, but her walking posture was graceful and she looked energetic.
The man followed behind, occasionally looking up, and then a trace of regret and desolation flashed across his face that only men could understand.
If there wasn't a missing chain between the two people, it would be no different from ancient yamen runners escorting a prisoner to the execution ground.
Crossing the sidewalk,
Walking past the crowded bus station,
Although the two were only half a body length apart, they remained silent.
Finally, Wei Shaoyan couldn't help it, "Hey, what... did we really do that last night?"
Wang Jie turned around, a sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she blinked, "What do you think?"
Wei Shaoyan closed his eyes and sighed, then shook his head helplessly, "I really don't feel anything."
“…”
Wang Jie's face suddenly froze, but she relaxed after a moment. She bit her lip and flirted with Wei Shaoyan, "What a coincidence! I didn't feel anything either~"
But surprisingly, Wei Shaoyan, who was being mocked, was not angry at all. Instead, he said with some joy, "You don't feel anything either?"
"Yes, I don't feel anything!" Wang Jie didn't understand why Wei Shaoyan was so happy, so she put her hand on Wei Shaoyan's shoulder and was about to encourage Wei to keep going that night, but Wei suddenly got excited, put his hands together, and clapped them heavily.
"Fuck, that's great!"
Wang Jie: “???”
"You don't feel that this means nothing happened to us!"
"you……"
Wang Jie gritted her teeth, but her chest heaved violently before quickly calming down. She sneered and glanced at Wei Shaoyan's private parts, "Oh, someone's private parts are so small, how could I possibly feel anything? It's like being pricked by a needle."
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.”
Wei Shaoyan laughed wildly, "This is the most fucked up joke I've ever heard in my life."
As he spoke, he leaned closer to Wang Jie, his expression relaxed. "To be honest, I'm 20 centimeters. It seems you really didn't see it last night, hahahahaha!"
“…”
Wang Jie's fists were clenched so tightly that they turned blue, and her teeth were clenching so hard that they made a clicking sound.
Seeing her like this, Wei Shaoyan took a step back and stood up again, patting the dust off his collar.
"Let me make it clear first, stop throwing dirty water on me. We are innocent and there is nothing wrong. If you want money, just ask. I can give you a few hundred thousand, but I really can't afford more."
"What do you mean!?"
Wang Jie was almost furious. Her original charm disappeared and only anger remained. Could it be that Wei Shaoyan treated her as a "cheat chicken"?
"Isn't it?"
Wei Shaoyan waved his hands impatiently and said, "Don't pretend. We're not good men or women, so there's no need to play chastity games. You want money, I'll give it to you, but only within my means. I can't give you more than that. After all, I just fired an air cannon, and I didn't do anything."
"You fucking..."
Wang Jie was so angry that she cursed. Wei Shaoyan was just a scoundrel! A vulgar, low-class, irresponsible scoundrel!
"Don't curse." Wei Shaoyan frowned, his expression rather disgusted. "I thought you were a man who would turn over a new leaf and have a sense of shame. So you were just pretending when you cried that day?"
"Well, you're capable. Aren't you just calling me a chicken in different ways? I'm going to take off my clothes now and show you what you left behind yesterday!"
"Take it off if you can."
Wei Shaoyan took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket with great interest. It's just a performance, I'll just watch quietly from the side. However, before he lit the cigarette, Wang Jie actually started to take off her clothes. First, her coat, and then her fair and slender fingers tried to lift up the bumpy white lining inside.
Because of the movement, a suffocating groove was squeezed out at the end of the collar, attracting many passers-by to stop and watch.
The wolf friends were drooling and took a deep breath.
hiss,
fierce!
fierce!
Fierce duck!
Wei Shaoyan was stunned. He really didn't expect Wang Jie to be so aggressive. He stopped smoking, threw the cigarette away, and grabbed Wang Jie's hand that was about to lift her shirt, cursing.
"You're such a fucking idiot!"
"Fuck you too, idiot!"
Wei Shaoyan froze: "..."
The people around were also stunned: "..."
this……
What the hell did this reveal about his technique?!
…
More and more people gathered around, and everyone had almost imagined a bloody yet familiar plot in their minds:
This could very well be an online romance!
And it’s the spicy hot pot that costs only six dollars!
But after checking into the hotel, the man wanted to leave, but the woman refused to let him, and so the current story continued...
"Bah, scumbag!"
I don't know who started it first, then,
"Pooh" "Pooh" "Pooh",
The sound of spitting began to sweep like a laser gun...
"Girl, this kind of man is unreliable, let him go!"
"Men, what a lie! How can he be worthy of you? He looks like a pig. If this happened 20 years ago, he would have been arrested and sent to a labor camp."
"That's right, don't be fooled again. How can you be so stupid at such a young age?"
…
The scoldings were like bricks hitting Wei Shaoyan's head one after another. His face became darker and darker, almost shiny.
I really want to hit someone!
"Walk!"
Wei Shaoyan roughly pulled Wang Jie's arm and pushed through the crowd to walk out. The men were still pointing and talking.
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