Alternative Title: 玄学大佬开纸扎店上综艺爆火全网
Author: 月亮咕咕了
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-11
Updated: 2025-09-11
Yun Shu, an ancient grandmaster of mysticism, unexpectedly transmigrated into a minor internet celebrity. The original host had a wealthy husband whom she didn't cherish, and she constantly courted disaster, resulting in Yun Shu waking up to a divorce agreement.
Yun Shu started live streaming, and whoever she "dissed" would suffer, earning her the title of "the internet's strongest King Yama." She joined a talent show, unable to sing, dance, or rap, only knowing mystical arts. Everyone expected to see her make a fool of herself, but Yun Shu unexpectedly became famous across the entire internet. Yun Shu: ...I just wanted to slack off. Fans: No slacking allowed! Internet King Yama, debut immediately!
At first, Yun Shu sent Lu Shijing various paper-craft offerings to save his life. Lu Shijing, however, told her to "scram," adding, "Are you trying to curse me to an early death by sending me these things? We're already divorced, stop bothering me!" Later, on every holiday, he would pester her for gifts, "Wife, it's Qingming Festival today, and you didn't send me a gift! You've changed!" Yun Shu: ...Are you listening to yourself speak!