No Way Someone Actually Thinks Being a Stand-In Is Tough, Right?

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Chapter 94 Extra: Real Housewife Control

Chapter 94 Extra: Real Housewife Control

I want to see Fu Chenyu wearing a suit.

Once this thought came up, Ji Mian couldn't ignore it. He thought about it over and over again every night, and it became stronger and stronger, reaching a point where he had to act on it.

Otherwise, he would be unable to sleep or eat for the rest of his life because of this obsession.

Fu Chenyu rarely wears a suit.

He usually dresses in black, mostly in windbreakers and overalls. He rarely wears bright colors, and most of his clothes are casual.

In short, he doesn't like to dress up. He wears whatever Ji Mian buys.

It's not like I haven't worn a suit before.

Ji Mian remembered that he wore a suit during his coming-of-age ceremony and also once when he went for a job interview after graduation.

Unfortunately, Ji Mian didn't get to see enough of her both times. During the first coming-of-age ceremony, Fu Chenyu was too busy and didn't spend much time alone with him. On the day of the interview, he was working an internship and didn't get to see her.

So to speak, the only time I saw Fu Chenyu wearing a suit was when he got married.

A great loss.

Ji Mian opened his eyes, unable to fall asleep.

Fu Chenyu has very good body proportions, with a good waist and legs, which are particularly long. He is simply a natural clothes hanger.

When wearing a suit, there is an inexplicable sense of abstinence. Ji Mian felt a little weak in the knees just by relying on his imagination.

"Fu Chenyu." While eating in the morning, she bit her chopsticks and stared at him silently: "Are you going to work overtime on weekends?"

Fu Chenyu peeled an egg for him: "What's wrong?"

Ji Mian said, "I want to go shopping with you. Buy New Year's gifts."

Since the end of last Christmas, Fu Chenyu's company has become increasingly busy. By the end of the year, he would return home at midnight every day.

Fortunately, Ji Mian's job was similar to his. He ate instant noodles for three meals a day and fantasized that he might not need to be cremated after his death because he had consumed too many preservatives and his body would remain green forever.

"Oh." Fu Chenyu gave him an inscrutable look: "Working overtime."

Ji Mian was displeased when he heard this. When he was a deputy detachment outside, he was very serious and formal. But when he returned home and faced Fu Chenyu, his bottom line was easily exposed. He loved to act like a spoiled child, and his mouth was pouting so high that he could hang a kettle. "You are the boss, Fu Chenyu, show some capitalist sarcasm! Can't you just skip work?"

Fu Chenyu said: "Okay. Benefits."

Ji Mian paused holding the chopsticks: "Xiao Fu, what's the relationship between us? Talking about benefits, isn't this alienating?"

Fu Chenyu said slowly: "Yes. Benefits."

He won't eat anything.

Ji Mian had no choice but to drink up the soy milk in no time, then held Fu Chenyu's face and kissed him hard on the mouth.

The sweet soy milk was rubbed onto Fu Chenyu's lips. Ji Mian ran as fast as he could, putting on his police uniform while saying, "Remember what you promised me! Go clothes shopping with me this weekend!"

Two days off a week.

Fu Chenyu drove with Ji Mian to Tongcheng Commercial Center, a large shopping center that had recently opened. It covered a large area and had a large square. There was a street of luxury goods right above the underground parking lot.

Ji Mian's budget for today was only 10,000 yuan, 5,000 of which was for buying a suit for Fu Chenyu, and the remaining 5,000 was for gifts for his mother and brother, as well as the drone he had wanted for a long time...

Therefore, these luxury stores were just passing clouds in his eyes. Ji Mian directly pulled Fu Chenyu to the clothing store on the third floor.

"Go try on the clothes." Ji Mian said excitedly.

When the salesperson saw two handsome guys coming in, her eyes lit up and she immediately circled around Ji Mian to provide attentive service.

Ji Mian accepted everyone who came and smiled gently at everyone. With the salesperson's unremitting efforts to promote, he picked out all the good-looking suits in the store.

The salesperson said, "Sir, are you just buying a suit for your friend? We also have some nice casual wear styles. They are new this year and very popular."

Ji Mian wanted to say no, because if I buy it like this, I will definitely have no money.

He is an out-and-out moonlighter. He spends next month's salary this month. After paying off Huabei with his newly received salary, plus the money he saved before, the total amount in his bank card is only over 10,000 yuan.

However, when the salesperson brought up the casual clothes, Ji Mian gave in.

I reluctantly passed on my drone, but I didn’t really need to play with that thing... Ji Mian thought painfully.

Fu Chenyu changed his clothes very quickly. When he walked out of the fitting room, the salesperson's eyes almost fell on Fu Chenyu.

Ji Mian was also stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, the boss is worthy of being the second male lead in this world view. With this figure and appearance, he is more than qualified to be a star.

"Ji Mian. You don't know how to tie a tie." Fu Chenyu's shirt collar was open. Ji Mian reacted and quickly took the tie and tied it for Fu Chenyu.

The saleswoman's eyes suddenly became subtle, and then she looked at the two of them with a strange expression of "I understand" as if she had suddenly realized something.

After tying his tie, Ji Mian finally realized what was happening and said, "When did you lose the ability to tie a tie?"

"Just now." Fu Chenyu said shamelessly.

Seeing Fu Chenyu wearing a suit, Ji Mian's heart beat rapidly and he couldn't help but take a few more glances.

"Change into another set." He said excitedly.

Fu Chenyu raised his eyebrows.

Ji Mian clasped his hands together and said, "See if the white one is okay, please!"

Fu Chenyu patiently accompanied him to change several sets of clothes. As a result, more and more girls came to this store. They all saw Fu Chenyu's buyer show outside and then brought their boyfriends to buy clothes.

When Fu Chenyu changed into one of the clothes, a young lady asked the salesperson: "Which suit is that handsome guy wearing? Can you give me one too? I want my boyfriend to try it on!"

Ji Mian pricked up his ears and listened attentively, feeling proud and complacent.

When he thought that Fu Chenyu was his man, he became so proud that he had no limits.

Later on, Ji Mian was in a dilemma of making a decision.

Every set looks good, but I can’t bear to give up any of them. Is this the trouble of handsome guys?

The salesperson said, "Sir, if you like them, just buy them all."

Ji Mian was too shy to admit that he didn't have enough money, so he could only mumble, "Well, let me take a look. Let me take a look."

This store is quite large and is a chain store with very affordable prices.

In addition to men's clothing, women's clothing and children's clothing are also sold. Ji Mian is struggling to decide whether to buy the white suit or the black suit for Fu Chenyu.

As a result, I saw Fu Chenyu standing in the women's clothing purchasing area, studying something thoughtfully.

Ji Mian: "Do you want to buy clothes for Xiaoyun?"

This was the first thing he thought of, and then he saw the tank top in Fu Chenyu's hand and said, "This size is too big. Xiaoyun can't wear it."

Ji Mian picked out a smaller one with a sweeter style, which was different from the sexy lace one that Fu Chenyu had chosen.

He was still wondering why Fu Chenyu picked something so mature for Xiaoyun. It didn't seem like he was buying it for his sister, but more like he was picking it for his girlfriend.

Ji Mian wondered where did Fu Chenyu get his girlfriend?

Then, a flash of inspiration suddenly struck him, as if struck by lightning, and he turned to look at Fu Chenyu.

Fu Chenyu had already taken off the clothes and hung it on his wrist with a natural look.

Because he did all these movements very naturally, Ji Mian was misled by him for a moment, as if it was okay and reasonable for Fu Chenyu to buy a women's tank top.

What the hell.

"Fu Chenyu." Ji Mian took a deep breath, pointed at the tank top in his hand, and said in a negotiating tone: "I think you should be a man who is loyal to his wife. You wouldn't be planning to cheat on me after just a few years of our marriage."

Fu Chenyu looked at him innocently.

Ji Mian said, "You, didn't buy it for me, did you?"

Fu Chenyu said: "I originally wanted to give you a surprise."

Ji Mian felt his adrenaline rushing, and he squeezed out a sentence: "Surprise? Are you sure you're not scared?"

"Probably not." Fu Chenyu said modestly and gently: "This dress is not expensive, I can pay for it myself."

Is this a matter of paying for it yourself!

Fu Chenyu didn't wait for Ji Mian to lose her temper, and said seriously: "You buy clothes for me, and I buy clothes for you too. This is reasonable."

"How can this be justified..." Ji Mian grabbed his little suspenders and was about to put them back.

Fu Chenyu refused to let go, and Ji Mian was unwilling to back down.

The two were in a stalemate. Fu Chenyu suddenly sighed and let go: "You are because of him."

Just as Ji Mian breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the pitiful tone of Fu Chenyu, and a question mark slowly appeared above his head.

Fu Chenyu said: "I don't like wearing suits, only Fox likes it."

Ji Mian: ...

Fu Chenyu seemed to have finally found an outlet for his anger, and looked at him resentfully: "Do you think of me as his substitute?"

Ji Mian: ...How long has it been?

Fu Chenyu was not finished yet, and then he remembered what happened before: "No wonder you didn't let me destroy the Deep Sea Star."

Ji Mian: ...

That's because of Mian Mian's uncertainty! What did I mean by "I won't let you destroy the Deep Sea Star"? My goodness, you just smashed that three billion ring like that! How could you be so wasteful?!

"You still have him in your heart, right?" Fu Chenyu approached him: "Have you already fallen in love with someone else after just a few days together? Are you forcing me to wear a suit because he looks good in one? Can't the decades we've been together be compared to the first time he met you?"

“Stop, stop, stop!!!” Ji Mian collapsed.

What is this, what is this and what is this!

He instantly grabbed the tank top back and said, "Put it on, put it on, can't I wear it?"

Fu Chenyu smiled a victorious smile and then sighed, "Don't force it."

"I won't force it." Ji Mian stuffed the suspenders into the paper bag aggressively, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I like this dress very much."

Ji Mian finally bought the white suit, which cost eight thousand yuan.

As a result, the budget for mom and brother was only two thousand. Ji Mian walked around the massager with melancholy, looked at the massager priced at five thousand for several times, gritted his teeth, and thought, why not use a credit card!

Ji Mian had no intention of asking Lin Minzhi for money. It was originally a New Year's gift for Lin Minzhi, so he had to pay for it himself.

As a result, when Ji Mian was about to swipe his credit card, the salesperson told him that the item had already been packed for him.

Ji Mian was stunned for a moment, then looked at Fu Chenyu and saw him shaking his bank card. "Has anyone ever told you that you can act like a spoiled child to your husband when you have no money?"

"Fu Chenyu..." Ji Mian was moved to tears: "Didn't you say that your company didn't make any money this year?"

"That doesn't mean I can't support you." Fu Chenyu picked up the shopping bag, which contained the drone that Ji Mian had been dreaming of for half a year.

"Fu Chenyu! You are such a nice person!" Ji Mian hugged the drone and instantly turned to the capitalist.

"Who's better, me or Fox?" Fu Chenyu asked coldly.

"Hello, hello!" Ji Mian hung on him: "Hehe. Why are you jealous of himself? I really don't like him."

"Why, it's not your cinnabar mole, are you still upset?" Fu Chenyu said sarcastically.

"I told you to read less of those novels Xiaoyun recommended to you!" Ji Mian exclaimed. "What's going on in your head every day?"

During the Chinese New Year, Ji Yao and Xiao Huai came.

Oh, Xiao Huai is the real name of Ji Yao’s boss. It was only after getting married with Ji Yao abroad that Ji Mian found out that Xiao Huai was actually a well-known rich second generation.

When he first met his brother, he was poor and had no relatives in Hai City. He was reduced to washing dishes in a restaurant, and Xiao Huai was serving dishes in the restaurant. The two met on a narrow road, but his brother was really poor, while Xiao Huai was pretending to be poor.

At that time, Xiao Huai refused to agree to his family's business marriage, so he dumped his fiancée at the engagement party and ran directly from Jianjing to Haishi. This incident was even reported in the Jianjing newspaper that year. His fiancée was the granddaughter of a great general, and the general was so angry that he almost had a heart attack on the spot.

However, the granddaughter looked down on him and ran off with a gigolo not long after the engagement party. Many years later, they reconciled with the world and now he and his fiancée have become close friends and have also met Ji Yao. His fiancée felt particularly sorry for Ji Yao and thought that it would be difficult for him to marry such a fool at such a young age. She even gave Ji Yao a big red envelope during the holidays and asked Ji Yao to call her sister, thus taking advantage of Xiao Huai.

Ji Yao thought that Xiao Huai was just a waiter who didn't understand the ways of the world. His salary was lower than his, and he offended his boss every few days. He also had a fight with the spirited young man in the auto repair shop next door. The reason was that Xiaofang, a shampoo girl at the Dream Hair Salon, fell in love with Xiao Huai, and Xiaofang was the goddess of Aqiang, the young man from the auto repair shop (later, Xiao Huai and Aqiang put aside their grudges and became brothers who made earthy videos together. To this day, Ji Yao still has the Earthy Shadow Master from his early debut years, who has 30,000 fans on a certain video website).

Nine times out of ten, when Xiao Huai got into a fight outside, Ji Yao was the one who picked him up. He's such a complete idiot.

During the years when he was a colleague with Xiao Huai, his rare compassion was moved, and he showed just the right amount of friendship towards Xiao Huai. Later, for some reason, Xiao Huai turned the tables on him, saying that when they were washing dishes, Ji Yao had ill intentions towards him and was flirting with him. Otherwise, how could he have won the heart of this young boy?

"That's right." Xiao Huai thought back to the past while munching on melon seeds. "How could that idiot at the auto repair shop possibly beat me? But Xiaofang really liked me. It's just that your brother was also pursuing me at the time, and their internal competition was quite serious. I mainly preferred your brother's type. Xiaofang was a bit more aggressive! Of course, the most important thing was that he actually fell for the auto repairman Aqiang. Do Aqiang and I have the same taste?"

"So it was your brother who was pursuing you?" Ji Mian expressed some doubt.

"That's right. He and Xiaofang were the ones pursuing me the most. I was too embarrassed to say no. But do you know why your brother was successful? It's because he was close to me. We were colleagues at 'Master Liu's Sichuan Restaurant' and lived in the same staff dormitory. Your brother washed dishes during the day and mended my clothes at night. He was so virtuous. If I said east, he wouldn't go west, really."

"Really?" Ji Mian became even more skeptical. He took a bite of his apple and said, silently complaining, "Brother Xiao, if you said this while sitting on the sofa, it would be more credible."

"Talking while sitting on the sofa?" Xiao Huai pushed up his glasses and said, "Is this any different from me kneeling on the ground? I'm only kneeling to talk to you out of respect for your brother."

"Oh..." Ji Mian leaned against Fu Chenyu silently: "But I feel that, Brother Xiao, you seem to be kneeling here because you have offended my brother."

"What's wrong?" Xiao Huai said with a playful smile, "Kneeling won't affect my performance. No matter how fierce your brother is, I'm the only one who has to wash the dishes and mop the floor. Does he have the qualifications?!"

Ji Mian: ...

"Then how did my brother find out that you are rich?" Ji Mian asked curiously.

"Well, it's a long story," Xiao Huai said righteously, "until one day he saw me get in a Rolls-Royce after serving dishes and return to my rented apartment for 150 yuan a month. He then started to doubt my financial situation."

"Is my brother angry?" Ji Mian thought, Ji Yao must hate being lied to the most.

"That's inevitable." Xiao Huai pondered over it, "Why would I wait until such an old age to get married? Isn't that a mistake I made when I was young?"

"Xiao Huai? What are you talking about?" Ji Yao's cold voice came.

"Nothing!" Xiao Huai quickly straightened his body and knelt down: "I'm mopping the floor!"

Ji Mian suppressed a laugh: "If you say east, my brother won't go west?"

Xiao Huai said shamelessly: "Isn't that right? I told you to mop the floor to the east, but your brother didn't step on the west. He's going to make my floor dirty again!"

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