Being stupid is one thing, but you still need to ask questions.

Shen Shiyue crossed his arms and said seriously, "Can Can, I have a few questions for you."

Can Can quickly sat up straight: "Okay, brother."

Before Shen Shiyue could speak, Can Can's little mouth started chattering again, asking, "Brother, why don't you call me baby anymore?"

"Stop acting cute," Shen Shiyue said. "Be cool, like me!"

Shen Shiyue felt something was off after saying that.

Isn't Can Can him? Good heavens, what a lame joke! Sigh!

Can Can, on the other hand, didn't have so many ulterior motives. He crossed his arms like Shen Shiyue and said, "Hey!"

Then he added, "Brother, I've learned it!"

Shen Shiyue hummed in agreement: "How come you..."

"Brother, why aren't you praising me anymore?" Can Can pouted unhappily. If her uncle were here, he would definitely praise her for learning well!

"You're amazing, so great, so awesome." Shen Shiyue was too lazy to argue with Can Can anymore: "I can't speak, you can only speak when I ask you a question."

"Why?!" Can Can protested, "I just want to talk!"

Can Can asked, "Brother, weren't you inside my head? How did you become so big? How did you get inside my head before? It's so amazing!"

"Where is Auntie again? Is she out buying delicious steamed buns for the baby?"

"And what about the milk and cake? I can't see them!"

"..."

Can Can is like a walking encyclopedia of questions; once her little mouth starts chattering, she can't stop.

I talk so much... My head hurts...

Shen Shiyue felt like he was going to get dizzy from all the noise, so he said, "Stop."

Can Can wanted to speak, but Shen Shiyue said, "You're not allowed to say anything."

Can Can snorted and lay down immediately: "I'm not talking to you anymore!"

He actually yelled at him! He doesn't like this bad older brother anymore!

He wanted to tell his uncle to beat his older brother badly!

Baby is so pitiful, waaaaaah!

Can Can rolled around on the bed several times, but didn't hear his bad brother trying to comfort him. He then secretly looked up at him and found that his bad brother was looking at him.

He immediately pulled his head back in, looking sad with his eyes closed again.

Shen Shiyue couldn't help but laugh at Cancan's appearance. Why was this little brat making such a fuss?

He thought he was moving quickly and stealthily, but in reality, every move he made was clearly seen. He acted, but his acting skills were zero.

Shen Shiyue tried his best to suppress the corners of his mouth from turning down, silently repeating, "This is me, this is me, this is me."

Can Can was still rolling around on the bed. To be honest, her stubbornness was completely different from mine.

Shen Shiyue sighed and said, "Get up, let me hug you."

Can Can stopped rolling around in bed, got up, and said with his arms outstretched, "I'll only allow you to hug me once."

Shen Shiyue got up from the chair, picked up the baby, turned around, and then sat down again.

Can Can sat on his lap, tilting her head back and looking at him curiously.

Shen Shiyue asked, "How did you get here?"

Can Can blinked, not quite understanding what Shen Shiyue meant, but after thinking about it seriously, she said, "I fell asleep, and when I opened my eyes, I came here!"

Well, Shen Shiyue didn't really intend to get anything out of Cancan. He casually asked, "How are Uncle and... Aunt?"

"Okay!" Can Can answered, then sighed and said, "But it's not good for me! I have to go to kindergarten every day. Even though An An plays with me, I still don't want to go to kindergarten."

Shen Shiyue lightly flicked his head: "Silly boy."

"I'm not stupid," Can Can said earnestly. "My aunt says I'm the smartest baby in the world."

"Still a little baby." Shen Shiyue chuckled twice. "Can you please get rid of this babyish behavior? A man shouldn't act like a baby!"

“Sure!” Cancan said, “Auntie said I can do anything, and I’m the smartest and best baby when I’m being cute.”

He reached out and pinched Shen Shiyue's nose, saying unhappily, "Don't say that, I don't like hearing it at all."

My older brother speaks even worse than my younger brother!

After thinking about it, Shen Shiyue realized that he had indeed been a bit narrow-minded. Let the kids do whatever they want.

He said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that to you."

Can Can's temper flared up quickly but subsided just as fast. He flashed his little teeth and said, "It's okay. Auntie didn't tell you any of this. I forgive you."

"...Your words aren't much better," Shen Shiyue muttered. "This world isn't the world you live in."

Can Can blinked, and Shen Shiyue continued, "I'm not your brother either. I'm actually you when you're all grown up. The uncle downstairs is my uncle, not your uncle."

What do you mean, "Uncle"? What do you mean, "me"? What do you mean, "you"? Can Can was completely baffled by the babbling.

He yawned, adjusted himself into a comfortable position in Shen Shiyue's arms, and continued listening to zzzZZZ...

Shen Shiyue heard the sound of even breathing, looked down and saw that Can Can was already nestled in his arms and asleep.

...

…………

I'm impressed.

Shen Shiyue was almost laughing in exasperation. He'd been babbling on and on, was he being sung a lullaby? So easy to sleep!

He shook Can Can awake, and Can Can immediately widened her eyes: "Listen! Listen..."

Seeing his bewildered expression, Shen Shiyue sighed, "Forget it, what do you know? You little brat."

Can Can got up and hugged his arm: "Hungry, brother, I'm hungry."

Shen Shiyue couldn't help but pat his butt, but after patting him, he realized something was wrong and lifted the hem of his T-shirt to take a look.

"Where are your pants?" Shen Shiyue asked. "How old are you? Still driving in neutral!"

Aren't you ashamed?! Aren't you embarrassed?!

Shen Shiyue almost screamed!

Can Can also looked down, and said unhappily and a little awkwardly, "How could you lift my clothes? Auntie said that it's not allowed to lift clothes randomly."

And he was wearing Ultraman briefs, you know, you know...

His expression flickered, and Shen Shiyue suddenly remembered something he had just overlooked.

It seems that Can Can was sleeping on the quilt, and the quilt was obviously new, because he saw his uncle's bed last night.

Shen Shiyue said in disbelief, "You didn't draw a map on your uncle's bed, did you?!"

"I didn't!" Can Can retorted loudly, "I really found the toilet this time!"

Shen Shiyue: ...

Destroy it.