Li Shimin looked at the group leader's words with disbelief. "So, in my later years, I've started pursuing immortality?"

He had just mocked Qin Shi Huang when he was slapped in the face the very next second. Ouch!

【I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Hmm? Why is everyone so quiet?】

[Hiss hiss hiss: Hiss hiss hiss~~]

【I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Uh, Brother Snake, I didn't call you. I really don't understand your snake language.】

Chen Ping: "System Sprite, do you know what it said?"

Chat group system {Sprite}: "Ah, it's just sticking its tongue out, it's not saying anything."

Chen Ping: "Uh, didn't it say anything?"

Chat group system {Sprite}: "Why do you think a snake can talk? It's not a snake demon, is it?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Ping thought, "Hmm, that makes sense. Snakes can't talk, you know. Even the Titanoboa can't speak."

[My name is not Lin Fengjiao: Hello! I am Lin Jiu, a Taoist priest from Maoshan.]

【I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Hello, Uncle Jiu.】

[My name isn't Lin Fengjiao: Hmm? Island Master, you know me too? Am I famous in later generations?]

Uncle Nine's face darkened even more. Could it be? Do people from later generations know that my name is Lin Fengjiao?

Wencai: "Hey! Master, why does your face look so dark? Who made you angry? I, Wencai, will help you get revenge!"

Uncle Nine: "No one has angered your teacher. Wencai, go and make preparations. We need to go and check the feng shui for Master Ren tomorrow."

Wencai: "Oh, I'll go prepare it right away."

【I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Hmm, Uncle Nine, you're quite famous, after all, you're the Taoist priest who teaches about zombies.】

After reading it, Uncle Nine immediately frowned. "Zombie Taoist Priest? My future title? Does this mean zombies will appear in the future?"

This is no small matter; zombies are something that can easily cause a major disaster if you're not careful.

Uncle Nine immediately asked.

[My name isn't Lin Fengjiao: Island Master, am I going to encounter zombies later?]

Zombies? That immediately caught the attention of Li Shimin and Ying Zheng.

[I'm Not the Island Owner {Group Owner}: That's right, Uncle Nine, you'll encounter zombies later. The first one seems to be the father of someone named Ren Fa?]

Ren Fa's father? Isn't that Old Master Ren, the one we're supposed to visit tomorrow to relocate his grave according to feng shui? Has he already turned into a zombie?

Uncle Nine frowned instantly; it seemed he would have to prepare even more.

[My name isn't Lin Fengjiao: If it were Grandpa Ren, I'd go check his feng shui and move his grave tomorrow. I never imagined he'd become a zombie!]

[I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Hmm, it's said that it was one of your two disciples, Uncle Nine, who was careless and forgot to shoot the string under the coffin when they were shooting. Then the zombie ran out and bit Ren Fa directly.]

Uncle Jiu's face darkened instantly upon seeing this. Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng had actually brought shame upon themselves for posterity.

According to the island owner, I should be the one to go and check the feng shui tomorrow and discover that Grandpa Ren has turned into a corpse. But that doesn't make sense. Logically, I should have him cremated.

Well, unless it's stopped, if that's the case, it's quite possible that it could be transported to the mortuary. In that case, we'll really have to use string.

The more Uncle Nine thought about it, the darker his face became. These two good-for-nothings...

...

[Erfeng: Zombies? What are they?]

[I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Hmm, zombies, let's put it this way, zombies are born from the resentment and bad luck of heaven and earth, they are ageless, immortal, and indestructible, rejected by the three realms of heaven, earth, and humanity from the six paths of sentient beings, that is what makes a zombie.]

[Feeling uncomfortable without taking poisonous pills: Immortality?]

[Erfeng: Hiss~]

[I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Uh, are you two old ancestors thinking about zombies? Don't even think about it. Zombies, well, it's said that once they become zombies, the first thing they do is bite their own relatives to death. And low-level zombies don't even have any sanity. As for high-level zombies, I don't know.]

[My name isn't Lin Fengjiao: That's right, Your Majesties. Zombies are inhuman; they only bring disaster to the world.]

[Feeling uncomfortable without taking poison pills: Hmm, since they even have immortal zombies, then perhaps immortality might exist too?]

[Erfeng: That makes sense! @I'mNotLinFengjiao]

[I'm not called Lin Fengjiao: Uh, that shouldn't be possible. At least mortals can't live forever, otherwise the underworld would be in chaos, right?]

Chen Ping: "Chat group system {Elf}. Are you sure the python side has Blood Orchids?"

Chat group system {Elf}: "That's right, when you asked me to check, I saw a blood-red orchid. According to the records of my previous idiot, it's from that movie that wasn't called Anaconda, right?"

Chen Ping stroked his chin: "Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be of much use to me."

What a joke! There are plenty of life-extending items on the island. What's a mere Blood Orchid compared to that?

[I'm just the island owner {group owner}: Speaking of immortality, Brother Snake seems to have a Blood Orchid that can increase lifespan?]

[Feeling uncomfortable without taking poison pills: Seriously!]

[Erfeng: Hiss~]

[My name isn't Lin Fengjiao: Do ​​such rare and precious materials really exist?]

[Hissing sounds: Hissing sounds~~~]

[I feel uncomfortable if I don't take poison pills: @HissHiss, do you sell Blood Orchid?]

When Li Shimin saw it, he thought, "Wow, that's fast!"

[Erfeng: @HissHiss, I also want to buy, how about 10,000 taels of gold?]

Hiss~!

Uncle Nine couldn't help but gasp. He was so envious. No wonder he was an emperor; he was so rich and powerful.

Thinking about the little money he hid, I feel like crying inside.

......

Python: Hiss hiss hiss!!!

Countless beeping sounds kept ringing in my mind, making it even more frantic, and even hiding in the water couldn't escape it!

......

Chen Ping looked at the two who were hissing incessantly with a pained expression. He was about to remind them that hissing was just a python when he was interrupted by the alarm in his mind.

Huh? Chen Ping immediately checked and, lo and behold, there was an intruder.

Chen Ping: "Chief Deer Tree, there is a group of invaders to the west. Go and check it out."

Upon hearing this, Lu Shu, who was in the middle of the discussion, immediately scanned the area with his divine sense. Hmm, pirates?

Deer Tree: "It's a pirate ship, with probably over a hundred pirates."

Linafil: "Hmm, Chief Deer Tree, leaving the captain alive and a few others alive is like delivering intelligence to our doorstep."

"Then, Chief Sheruojia, you can pretend to be pirates to scout out the situation in this sea area."

Upon hearing this, Sheruojia nodded. It was indeed a good idea, since pirates were the most common sight in the chaotic seas.

......

Pirate First Mate: "Captain, I don't think I've ever seen this island before? And it's huge!"

Pirate Captain: "Indeed, we come here often, we know this place very well. Hmm, let's go ashore and see if there are any treasures."