Oh My God, Surrounded by Men

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Chapter 116 (First Update)

Chapter 116 (First Update)

He kissed very lightly.

Jiang Xia was incredibly itchy, so she tilted her head away, not daring to answer Zhan Lintian's advances, as if if he just nodded, the two of them would immediately make love...

Zhan Lintian raised an eyebrow, nuzzled him, and asked, "Why are you hiding? You can't shirk responsibility for me, or I'll tell Wenwen that her aunt doesn't want her anymore, and she doesn't want her uncle either?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Xia realized that twisting her body wouldn't help, so she quickly said, "You...don't talk nonsense with the child."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhan Lintian suddenly reached out and hugged him tightly.

Jiang Xia was so frightened that she gripped his collar tightly, feeling utterly helpless; there was no reasoning with her...

Helpless, he buried his head in Zhan Lintian's shoulder like a quail.

"You're being unreasonable."

Zhan Lintian suddenly said, "Hold me tight!"

Jiang Xia was shocked: "Huh?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhan Lintian exerted force in his arms, his muscles tensed, and he threw Jiang Xia's body into the air.

"Why!"

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Zhan Lintian grabbed Jiang Xia, lifted him up by his buttocks with both hands, causing Jiang Xia to jump and involuntarily clamp his legs together.

As the river plunged down, Zhan Lintian caught it steadily.

The man's body was burning hot, and Jiang Xia felt warm and at ease. After realizing what had happened, she straightened up angrily and gently pushed his shoulder away.

Jiang Xia pursed her lips and turned to the side.

Zhan Lintian coaxed him, "My dear wife, don't be angry."

"Who's your wife?" Jiang Xia turned around, looked down at him, and her eyes met Zhan Lintian's light amber eyes.

Those eyes, clear as orange-yellow amber, trapped my tiny self within them.

Seeing that Jiang Xia was lost in thought, Zhan Lintian dared not move again, for fear of disturbing him.

Jiang Xia was staring intently into Zhan Lintian's eyes.

Looking at people from above, the image in his eyes was slightly distorted. Jiang Xia's face almost filled his field of vision, with big eyes but a small body.

Jiang Xia blinked, and the little figure in Zhan Lintian's eyes seemed to blink as well.

It wasn't until Jiang Xia suddenly came to his senses that Zhan Lintian burst into laughter and hugged him tightly.

How could he be so cute? Zhan Lintian's heart melted completely.

Jiangxia always does little things to "pass the time".

Zhan Lintian had bumped into him several times.

For example, a few months ago, Jiang Xia was standing alone at the exit of Wucheng Airport late at night when he inexplicably started kicking his feet lightly.

For example, when the two of them are walking along the river, he will suddenly raise his hands, hug the air as a dance partner, and lightly spin around in place to demonstrate the movements of ballroom dancing.

Zhan Lintian felt that Jiangxia was like a very beautiful cow cat, a little aloof, yet yearning for liveliness, but most of the time she preferred to be alone and bask in the sun.

It's like... like a cat that was diligently licking its fur, suddenly freezes, excitedly scratches the scratching post twice, then jumps up and down happily, finally stretches comfortably, lies back in its bed, and then licks its fur even more vigorously.

She's a bit neurotic, but just adorable...

To Zhan Lintian, Jiang Xia's previous reasons for rejecting people seemed like a coquettish act. He arrogantly said that it was for their own good that he couldn't accept their confessions, while secretly rubbing against them, as if saying that he pitied them and wanted to comfort them.

Zhan Lintian thought again that it was perfectly normal for Jiang Xia to have some wildly imaginative ideas when he was engaged in literary creation.

Although it is true that the world is full of deceit and treachery, Mr. Zhan still believes that remaining innocent is never a right exclusive to children.

As adults, when we encounter people who are meticulous, polite, and well-mannered, some people will always describe them behind their backs as "too naive and kind," with a tone that is not without belittling.

It's as if when a person grows up, their mind automatically matures, and their conscience automatically changes color, turning black!

Zhan Lintian recalled that Wu Ming seemed to have made a similar comment about the Yangtze River Gorge.

Wu Ming believes that the Yangtze River Gorges are rigid and boring.

Zhan Lintian sneered inwardly. If Wu Ming really thought Jiang Xia was no good, why didn't he let Jiang Xia go and pursue new happiness?

Why do we have to keep pestering them now?

Zhan Lintian rubbed hard against Jiang Xia's neck, took a deep breath, and then spun around in his arms.

He deliberately spun around a lot, waiting until Jiang Xia was dizzy before putting him down.

Jiang Xia's legs went weak, and she staggered forward, hugging him tightly.

Zhan Lintian lowered his head and kissed him again. After the deep kiss, Jiang Xia was a little out of breath.

He gently pushed the man away. In his dazed state, the man's hands gripped his waist, and he whispered in his ear, "Want to do it?"

Jiang Xia leaned back, and Zhan Lintian followed, bending down to get closer.

In the end, James failed to succeed.

Because Wu Zhou went upstairs and entered the house.

He didn't see Jiang Xia when he came in, but he heard the whimpering of three puppies. He followed the sound of the puppies to the door of the master bedroom.

Wu Zhou opened the door and saw Zhan Lintian harassing Jiang Xia.

Jiang Xia turned his head helplessly to look at Wu Zhou at the door.

Before Jiang Xia could speak, Wu Zhou reached out to save him. With a pull and a tug, controlling the force, Jiang Xia crashed into his arms.

Wu Zhou glanced down and ran his fingertip across Jiang Xia's lips—they were all red and swollen, so pitiful.

Before the three of them could speak, the three puppies ran happily into the master bedroom and circled around Jiang Xia's legs.

Jiang Xia sighed and quickly changed the subject.

"They seem hungry." Jiang Xia bent down to observe carefully.

He then realized that the puppy was too young and still needed to be nursed. After playing for a while, it ran out of energy and started whining for food.

It was late at night, and Jiang Xia didn't plan to feed them puppy food or cook dog food, so she soaked some goat milk for them.

A dog and a bowl of goat's milk, lined up against the corner of the wall.

The three puppies buried their heads and licked the puppies with great effort. Jiang Xia squatted to the side, supporting his chin with one hand, and laughed as he watched the puppies.

He nibbled at the puppy several times.

The three puppies looked up when they heard the call, their faces covered in goat milk.

The little guys hadn't learned how to drink goat milk from a big plate without getting their mouths and fur dirty, and Jiang Xia didn't know how to demonstrate it to the dogs.

Finally, he took a cloth dampened with hot water, picked up the puppies, and wiped their mouths one by one.

There was still a little bit of goat milk left in the plate. The puppy couldn't easily lick the goat milk clean, so no matter how hard it tried to eat, it would only make the fur on its face sticky.

After Jiang Xia finished wiping the plate, he put the puppy in Zhan Lintian's arms and said, "Give it a hug, and don't let it lick the plate anymore."

If a puppy gets a little goat milk on its fur and isn't wiped clean, its chin will definitely smell fishy and foul the next morning.

The first puppy was placed in Zhan Lintian's arms.

The second puppy was given to Wu Zhou.

The third puppy, held by the scruff of its neck by Wu Zhou, instantly became much more docile.

Jiang Xia was about to wash the dishes. He had just taken three plates into the kitchen when Zhan Lintian and Wu Zhou followed him.

They were just in the living room, holding the dog and waiting for him to come home.

As soon as Jiang Xia, who was nursing, left, the three dogs started flailing their legs. The puppies weren't very strong, but Zhan Lintian and Wu Zhou still followed with the dogs in their arms, which startled Jiang Xia.

Two tall, burly men were holding three restless puppies.

When Jiang Xia was renting a place, she always felt that living alone was too lonely.

Now……

Jiang Xia looked at the three adorable puppies, with two men holding them.

It was indeed very lively, but... a bit too lively, over the top.

Finally, the three dogs were put back into the pet room, and Jiang Xia was led by Wu Zhou to the bathroom to wash his hands.

He gently rubbed Jiang Xia's hands clean.

Before the puppy even had a chance to be vaccinated, Wu Zhou had already made all the arrangements, so he was worried that Jiang Xia might get bitten or scratched.

Therefore, he paid extra attention to disinfection.

It's true that she wants Jiang Xia to have a puppy for company, and it's also true that she's afraid he'll get hurt by the puppy.

Wu Zhou touched Jiang Xia's lips just now to see if Zhan Lintian had bitten him; fortunately, he hadn't.

Seeing Jiang Xia washing his hands, Zhan Lintian went over and turned off the lights and door to the pet room. Then he came back and asked in a low voice, "Haven't you named them yet?"

Jiang Xia shook his head: "I already have some initial ideas."

When both of them looked at him.

Jiang Xia said, "How about we choose them according to color?"

He had no experience naming dogs, but even naming them by color would require careful consideration, so he planned to spend some time researching it the next day.

That happened the next day, and it has nothing to do with the present.

Most importantly, it's getting late, time to go to sleep.

Soon, Jiang Xia lay in the middle of the bed, looking at the ceiling. The heat sources on both sides made him feel that he didn't need to cover himself with a blanket anymore.

The key point is that both Zhan Lintian and Wu Zhou were in a bad mood tonight, complaining that the other had ruined their wonderful evening.

Jiang Xia didn't dare to mention this.

Wu Zhou on the left frowned. He had specifically gone to the convenience store to buy condoms when he went upstairs.

Using this will make it smoother, and the river gorge won't be too uncomfortable.

His throat bobbed, and he could already picture what should have happened tonight.

As it turns out, Zhan Lintian is here...

This is my home and Jiang Xia's home, not Zhan Lintian's.

Zhan Lintian spoke up, saying, "I thought you would take Wu Ming back to your old house."

Wu Zhou succinctly stated: "He is not worthy."

Jiang Xia had been silently closing his eyes, but seeing their tense standoff, he whispered in the darkness, "If you can't sleep, shall we talk first?"

It doesn't matter where we talk, even in bed... in bed is fine too.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, the two men beside him fell silent.

Zhan Lintian placed his right hand on Jiang Xia's abdomen and patted it gently, saying, "It's too late, go to sleep first."

Wu Zhou hummed in agreement.

Jiang Xia sighed and didn't say anything more.

These two people are deliberately not saying anything.

Jiang Xia tilted slightly toward Zhan Lintian, hoping he would respond.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she turned her head, Zhan Lintian kissed her and even gave her a light bite.

*Smack*—a loud, clear sound.

Jiang Xia turned around and looked up... The lights were off, and all he could see was darkness; he couldn't see anything clearly.

He silently closed his eyes... Never mind.

The next morning, the curtains were drawn tightly shut.

Jiangxia doesn't have any work today, but he needs to go to an e-sports competition as a translator the day after tomorrow. The competition is located in Montreal, so he's not worried about traffic jams and missing the competition.

He needs to get some rest today.

Wu Zhou got up early and woke up first.

When he woke up, Jiang Xia was just getting up to relieve himself.

Wu Zhou draped his coat over Jiang Xia's shoulders to keep him from catching a cold.

As Jiang Xia walked, his eyes were still squinting. Wu Zhou was afraid that he was unfamiliar with the house and might bump into the doors, windows, or furniture, so he picked him up and carried him to the bathroom.

Jiang Xia felt a sudden lightness in his body, as if he were about to fall from the clouds, and quickly hugged the thing beside him tightly—Wu Zhou.

Jiang Xia woke up and thought that since he was awake, he should wash up first.

The bathroom is large, and when there are only a few people, they can stand side by side to brush their teeth.

Their faces were reflected in the mirror, and Jiang Xia would occasionally tilt his head and doze off.

He was thinking about things all night, his thoughts were a jumbled mess, and if you pulled on them, you couldn't even find a thread, let alone a starting point.

Jiang Xia didn't know what time he went to bed; all he knew was that he was very tired.

Jiang Xia was fully awake after brushing his teeth.

His earlobes turned slightly red, and he dared not look at himself in the mirror, feeling only a burning sensation on his face.

This was the first time he had brushed his teeth and washed up with someone, a heartwarming scene that seemed to have been going on for many years.

Jiang Xia gently wiped his face with a hot towel.

He took a deep breath, his nose filled with moisture, and he felt so comfortable he was about to explode.

After washing up, Jiang Xia was about to walk out when Wu Zhou stopped him.

Jiang Xia was trapped in his arms, gazing at the man in front of her.

Wu Zhou stated frankly, "I need to go home to deal with Wu Ming's matter."

Jiang Xia felt a chill run down her spine, and subconsciously pursed her lips as she looked at him, waiting for him to continue.

Wu Zhou stroked Jiang Xia's slightly damp bangs: "Wu Ming knows about our relationship."

Jiang Xia opened his eyes wide: "Are you alright?"

Wu Zhou shook his head: "It's okay. Besides, announcing our relationship isn't a bad thing for me. I'm just afraid you'll be too embarrassed."

Jiang Xia lowered his head, the heat almost bursting out of his body.

Wu Zhou touched his cheek, told Jiang Xia to look up, and asked him, "Jiang Xia, give me a good morning kiss."

After Wu Zhou finished speaking, he lowered his body and got very close, so close that Jiang Xia was trapped in a corner.

Jiang Xia tried to push him away, but couldn't. The man's hand continued to rub against her lower back and abdomen.

Wearing only thin pajamas, I could clearly feel the warmth and texture of his hand...

Jiang Xia felt hot all over, as he was already prone to impulsiveness in the morning.

He asked in a low voice, "Weren't you going out?"

Wu Zhou shook his head: "No rush, I'll take my time..."

In the end, it's unclear who met whom first, but the ambiguity turned into reality.

Wu Zhou pulled Jiang Xia up by the waist, then deliberately bent over to accommodate her.

He became increasingly absorbed in the kiss, slowly straightening up, while Jiang Xia could only stand on her tiptoes slightly: "Mmm..."

Wu Zhou then took the opportunity to help support Jiang Xia's buttocks.

It felt soft to the touch, and when I first placed it on, Jiang Xia visibly tightened his grip for a moment.

Wu Zhou gently pinched it; it was very soft. Actually, Jiang Xia didn't need to worry about gaining weight at all.

I've been eating a lot lately, but I haven't gained much weight; it's all gone to my butt and thighs.

Wu Zhou's Adam's apple bobbed, and he couldn't help but squeeze it again.

Jiang Xia pushed him away abruptly and wiped the water from the corner of her mouth.

"Don't touch me... let's go out."

Wu Zhou knew when to stop, so he gently kissed Jiang Xia's cheek and said "Good morning."

Jiang Xia returned to bed, thinking she wouldn't be able to fall asleep again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he got to the bed and lay down, Zhan Lintian instinctively pulled him into his arms.

Having one's hands and feet wrapped up provides a sense of physical security.

Jiang Xia felt sleepy again.

He woke up again two hours later, at 9:30.

She nestled in Zhan Lintian's arms, her ear pressed against his chest, listening to his strong heartbeat.

My eardrums felt like they were about to be shattered.

He was half-asleep, awake but not quite back to his senses.

He stretched out his hand to cool down, and Zhan Lintian touched his hand from time to time. When Jiang Xia's hand was no longer so hot, he hurriedly tucked the quilt up and then put Jiang Xia's hand under the quilt.

Zhan Lintian also kissed Jiang Xia's forehead somewhat lazily.

He patted Jiang Xia's back and nuzzled Jiang Xia's face: "Sleep a little longer."

Jiang Xia chose to give up, relaxed his body, and ended up sleeping for another ten minutes or so.

He heard Zhan Lintian's phone ringing.

After the call connected, I realized it was Wenwen calling.

Zhan Lintian put the phone on speakerphone.

Wenwen felt a little wronged and worried: "Uncle, why aren't you home?"

Zhan Lintian hugged Jiang Xia tightly, his hot palms pressed against Jiang Xia's waist and back.

Jiang Xia watched as he skillfully lied to the child: "Uncle came to see Uncle Jiang early this morning. You weren't awake yet, so I didn't call you."

Wenwen shouted into the phone, "I want to find Uncle Jiang too!"

Zhan Lintian did not answer.

Jiang Xia looked up and saw Zhan Lintian looking down at him, smiling as he asked, "Uncle Jiang, will you agree?"

In the end, Jiang Xia had no choice but to agree, and they arranged for Wenwen to come over in the afternoon.

After hanging up the phone, Zhan Lintian hugged Jiang Xia tightly, gently kneading her with his palms facing down, and whispered, "You can feel it now."

Jiang Xia hadn't spoken yet.

Zhan Lintian continued, "Don't feel ashamed, you like it too, don't you?"

A note from the author:

Zhan Lintian really enjoys being licked, because when Jiang Xia is licked, her fair abdomen will contract and tremble slightly, and her voice will whimper and be suppressed.

The thought of how well he had served his wife made him feel even better. When it came to the actual act, he couldn't control himself and completely ignored Jiang Xia's urging him to slow down.