Following his master's dying wish, he entered a marriage to appease his wife's family for three years, enduring all sorts of humiliation. Now that the three years have passed, the blind son...
"Young Marshal, your idea is brilliant! It can dampen the arrogance of the US, flex our muscles, and intimidate the weak. It's a brilliant three-pronged strategy!"
Feng Jiu flattered Lin Yu's exercise plan.
This open conspiracy is almost unsolvable. If the US doesn't accept it, it means they're afraid and their position as the world's number one is in jeopardy.
If Old Mi takes the job, and then loses, he still won't be able to keep his number one spot.
Then the Great Xia truly rose to power.
“In fact, the Great Xia Dynasty has already risen to power since the time of Qin Shi Huang. However, we have been prosperous for too long, so it is inevitable that we will be dormant for a few decades. But our Great Xia nation will always be the greatest nation in the world!” Lin Yu said with a confident expression.
Feng Jiu nodded emphatically, "Absolutely! The whole world looks to Great Xia, Great Xia looks to the Northeast, and the Northeast looks to the Young Marshal! We've won big, oh yeah!"
Lin Yu nodded in satisfaction. "Little Feng Jiu, do you know why this master likes you?"
Feng Jiu was taken aback, a little embarrassed, and said shyly, "I know, because I'm pretty!"
Lin Yu shook his head. "Mainly for two reasons!"
Which two?
"One reason is that you always know how to flatter me so well!"
"I'm arguing with you! What's the other one?"
"Yes, you're handsome!"
Um?
Feng Jiu tensed up, feeling a chill run down her spine.
Lin Yu's staring gaze, in particular, made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave.
That shouldn't be happening!
Having followed the Pavilion Master for so long, he... he doesn't have that kind of hobby!
Is the dignified master of the Dragon and Phoenix Pavilion a pervert?
Impossible! Absolutely impossible!
"Young Marshal, please don't joke around, I'm scared!" Feng Jiu felt uneasy under Lin Yu's gaze and couldn't help but say timidly.
Lin Yu grinned, "What are you afraid of? I didn't plan to do anything to you. I just have some special feelings for you!"
"Look, you're getting more and more frivolous..." Feng Jiu's heart was pounding, and she felt like she was about to cry.
But then he thought about it again. The master had treated him well. As a servant, even if he suffered some humiliation, it seemed that it was not unacceptable.
Out of utmost loyalty, he pursed his red lips and said, "If the sovereign commands the subject to die, the subject has no choice but to die. If the Pavilion Master is interested in me, well, then I, I will..."
Whoosh!
"Ouch! Holy crap—"
Feng Jiu's body trembled, and for a moment she felt as if she were ascending to heaven, floating on air like an immortal.
But soon, he was dragged into the abyss of hell by a feeling of being pierced by a thousand swords.
Holy crap—holy crap—
Feng Jiu didn't stop until she had been complaining for a full quarter of an hour.
At this moment, he was completely dejected, curled up on the ground like a defeated rooster, twitching incessantly.
"Alright, that's enough. Men, be strong!" Lin Yu impatiently shoved his foot at the ground.
Feng Jiu's eyes trembled slightly, and she slowly closed them, two lines of humiliating tears streaming down her face.
"Young Marshal, this is too much! It's unbearable! Waaaaah!"
Feng Jiu felt increasingly aggrieved as she spoke, and couldn't help but burst into tears.
Lin Yu patted his shoulder, "It's okay, life is like... well, just bear with it and it will pass!"
How are you feeling right now?
Feng Jiu carefully sensed it for a moment, and then said, "I feel a cool sensation in my back, with a dense, pricking feeling, as if there is a lump of excrement that is held back but not released, yet also as if it is about to burst out! I am certain that once it bursts out, it will definitely be a sky full of flying feathers!"
"Hmm!" Lin Yu nodded with satisfaction. "Your perception was very accurate, and you're right! It seems you've benefited greatly from the spiritual rain at Tianchi this time!"
"Of course! Thanks to the young marshal, I also enjoyed the spiritual essence, and Liu Jingwu and I both broke through to the Xuan Realm!" Feng Jiu said with a grateful expression.
It should be understood that for a Martial Saint to reach the Profound Realm, not only is talent required, but also sixty years of cultivation. However, Lin Yu's Welfare Rain allowed them to directly break into the Profound Realm.
It was like rising to the top in one step!
This kind of opportunity is something martial artists dream of, but it's something they can only hope for but never reach.
This is probably the only opportunity in the entire five thousand years of the Great Xia Dynasty, and even going back to ancient times and before mythology! And this opportunity was brought about by the young marshal!
The young marshal is a god!
The only myth of our time!
Just as he was about to launch into another round of flattery, a sudden burst of warmth swept over his buttocks.
It's about to burst out!
"Young Marshal, I... I think I can't hold back any longer!"
"Bear with it!"
"No, I can't hold back anymore, it's coming, it's coming!!"
Poke! Lin Yu kicked him directly in the butt, and the feeling disappeared instantly.
Feng Jiu looked surprised and asked, "Young Marshal, what is this?"
"Sword Qi!" Lin Yu didn't keep them in suspense and revealed the answer directly.
Feng Jiu stared wide-eyed in shock.
Are you crazy?
Shove sword energy up my ass?
Even though we're close, there's no need to torture me like this, is there?
Lin Yu smiled and said slowly, "I plan to have you lead the team on this trip to Pakistan, but your cultivation level is still insufficient compared to the top combat power of Japan! So, I can only offer you some assistance!"
"I've already reached the Profound Realm, and I'm still not up to par?" Feng Jiu was very unconvinced.
Lin Yu nodded and said, "Back in Japan, I encountered three great masters. Besides the one-sword style master Mutō Hide, who pretended to be weak but was actually strong, there was also the master of the Ninja Way Style Crane Style. They were all great masters at the Xuan Realm level!"
"There were already three Xuan Realm experts back then?" Feng Jiu asked in shock. The Dragon Phoenix Pavilion had never taken Japan seriously before, and certainly didn't believe Japan could have any powerful figures. After all, how powerful could a country without even culture and sovereignty be?
Hearing Lin Yu say this, Feng Jiu finally began to re-evaluate this small country.
"We should be strategically dismissive of the enemy, but tactically cautious! Don't underestimate Japan; they have a few skilled fighters!"
Lin Yu said solemnly, "Although you have entered the Profound Realm, you are still somewhat lacking compared to experts who have cultivated their skills in the Profound Realm for many years. Therefore, you can only make up for this gap by improving your techniques!"
"So, Young Marshal, you're shoving me in the anus... um, so that I can deal with the Xuan Realm experts we might encounter this time?" Feng Jiu immediately understood.
It turns out I wronged the young marshal. It wasn't that the young marshal was abnormal, it was just that he doted on me so much!
Lin Yu said irritably, "Who told you to be too weak? You couldn't withstand my sword energy and couldn't hide the sword in your body, so I could only help you compress it to your anus!"
"When you encounter an opponent you can't beat, all you have to do is turn around, stick your butt out, and *plop*, you'll be done for!"
"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!"
"But, young marshal, what should I do if I need to poop before that? I feel a slight urge right now!" Feng Jiu said with a serious expression, but her eyes were very clear and foolish.
Lin Yu shrugged. "You'll just have to hold it in for now. Taking a dump is definitely out of the question. Why don't you stop eating for a while? Anyway, you don't have to eat anything once you get to the Mystic Realm. Just drink water!"
"..."