Chapter 5

"If this world were a novel, then after the cannon fodder gong said these hurtful words, the protagonist shou would be completely disappointed and leave, and then the protagonist gong would appear."

"Bullshit! If Tang An is the bottom, then I have to be the top! And change me back quickly!"

Chi Ying's irritable barking sounded in the small dark room.

His hair stood up and he warned Mr. Rabbit who was floating in the air: "What the hell are you?!!"

On the day of the divorce, he suddenly turned into a dog, and then went into the small dark room with Tang An and came out.

After regaining his human form, he quickly forgot what happened in the small dark room, or rather, he only briefly worried about it and then stopped caring about it.

With a mysterious confidence ranging from "How can I turn into a dog" to "It's impossible for me to turn into a dog", Chi Ying ignored everything Mr. Rabbit said.

Mr. Rabbit said in a disappointed tone: "You didn't take my words to heart at all."

This inhuman tone of voice made Chi Ying's mouth twitch: "Who are you to me? Why should I care?"

Mr. Rabbit sighed, put his two short hands behind his back, and said in a slightly vicissitudes of life tone: "When the Creator made you, he must have used your mouth to wipe shit."

Chi Ying: “…”

This seemed to be a long battle, so Mr. Rabbit conjured up a rattan rocking chair and sat on it, rocking.

"How should I tell you? I can't be too obvious, and I'm afraid you won't understand. The rules are restricting me. After thinking about it, I think..."

It seemed like he couldn't get out anytime soon, so Chi Ying simply lay on the ground, licking his paws nonchalantly: "Then don't say anything, it's best to just shut up."

Mr. Rabbit: "Because you haven't finished it, you will turn into a dog for an hour after you go out."

It lowered its voice and sounded very serious: "Continuing to do as it pleases will only prolong the time it takes you to become a dog. If you don't believe me, you can try it."

A flash of white light passed by, and Chi Ying showed his fingernails, his mouth wide open, and said in a very evil and arrogant manner: "No! Meaning!"

Mr. Rabbit said, "Oh!" and said, "I'll give you a free tip. Tang An will have close ties with three men in the future."

Ji Ying immediately withdrew his smile and flicked his tail.

Mr. Rabbit: "One is xx, one is xx, and the other one is..."

The other party's voice was getting farther and farther away, and Chi Ying was sucked into a whirlpool. When he opened his eyes again, he found himself emerging from darkness.

Mr. Rabbit's voice still echoed in my ears.

"It's xx."

Chi Ying woke up and found that the sofa, which was just right for him before, had become higher. He wanted to sit up, but he lost his balance and fell onto the pile of wine bottles on the ground.

In addition to the tinkling sound, the strong smell of alcohol made Chi Ying, who had turned into a dog, sneeze several times in succession.

One sneeze and one shit.

Chi Ying cursed three times and then staggered out of the pile of wine bottles.

【Why do I feel a little dizzy? 】

He wanted to look for Tang An, but after searching the entire house, there was no sign of him.

Chi Ying felt more and more dizzy, and fell into the toilet with all four legs fighting, and his dog head fell into the toilet. He thought in a daze.

[Where is my Tang An? Why isn't my Tang An at home?]

He whimpered a few times.

[No, I want to call him.]

Chi Ying struggled to get up, spent ten minutes finding his phone, and another twenty minutes entering the password with his nose. Finally, with ten minutes left in his dog transformation experience, he successfully initiated a video call with Tang An.

Tang An, who was drunk and sleeping on the table, was awakened by the ringing of the phone and answered it with his eyes squinting.

"Hello--"

"Ouch."

A big dog head appeared in front of the screen.

Tang An, who was still drunk, thought he was dreaming: "Chi Ying..."

He chuckled.

"How did you turn into a dog?"

“So cute.”

The next morning, they both woke up from the toilet lid at the same time.

"Tang An wants to have a foursome????"

"Jiying turned into a dog???"

Tang An took out the cell phone from under his butt and called someone.

The call was picked up immediately.

"Tang An!"

"Chiying!"

Tang An heard the anxiety in Chi Ying's tone and thought he was worried about turning into a dog. He never expected him to say, "Three people are enough, but you want four?! Tang An, you fucking think you're playing mahjong with three people missing one!!!"

Tang An rarely cursed: "Fuck your uncle Chi Ying! It's already this late and you're still fantasizing about me and someone else! You've really turned into a dog, do you know that?!!!"

Chi Ying: "Who are they??? Let me think... Besides being with the boss, it seems like you were also close to a dancer before..."

Tang An: "I really didn't expect that your transformation into a dog was real. I thought I was just too tired and it might be an illusion. After all, you looked like a human behind you, and there wasn't a dog head suddenly appearing..."

Chi Ying: "I was wondering why you were so generous with flowers and gifts on your meager salary, and you kept telling me how beautiful and powerful that pretty boy was. So you've fallen for him..."

The two of them each had their own opinions, but in the end they were able to reach an agreement.

"Right now, immediately, we must meet."

Ten minutes later, Tang An and Chi Ying met in the car.

After the two of them made an agreement, Chi Ying picked up the car keys and ran to the parking lot. Tang An also quickly got up from the ground and washed his face with cold water to sober himself up.

Because we were in such a hurry, we didn't even clean up and met each other smelling of alcohol and with bloodshot eyes.

Tang An was about to speak when the other party preempted him: "Have you been drinking?"

Chi Ying's tone was very bad: "You knew you were allergic to alcohol but still drank, don't you want to live?!"

Tang An's head hurt even more because of his hangover. "That's not important. Now we're talking about you turning into a dog. Do you remember what the rabbit said? If you don't follow the rules, you'll turn into a dog, and the time it takes will increase the more times you do it..."

Seeing the other person's increasingly pale face, Chi Ying's expression gradually turned ugly: "You must not have eaten breakfast, go eat first, I still have medicine in the car, take the medicine after dinner."

He put his hands on the steering wheel: "Fasten your seat belts."

Seeing that no one was listening at all, Tang An couldn't help but burst out with the emotions that had been accumulating since last night.

He slammed the center console hard: "Chi Ying, can you fucking understand what people are saying???!!!"

"I know what you want to say, let's go eat first..."

“Bang!”

Ji Yinggang turned around and was slapped back in the face.

Tang An's hands trembled in the air: "Have you ever thought about what would happen to your uncle and aunt if one day... you could no longer turn back into a human?"

He almost pleaded, "Chiying, can we take care of the most important thing first?"

Chi Ying's face was burning with pain. He was rarely honest and said dryly, "But for me, whether you have eaten breakfast, whether your stomach is uncomfortable, and whether you feel uncomfortable anywhere are more important..."

The car was completely silent, with only the sound of the two people's chaotic breathing.

Tang An pursed her lips: "Then give me a good morning kiss first."

"Then tell me ten times, 'I love you, wife.'"

"Make me dinner tonight."

"Give me a goodnight kiss before you go to sleep."

"You can't be mean to me, cold, violent, slam the door, or stay out all night."

"besides……"

Tang An tried hard to recall the mission in his dream: "If it's a date..."

Chi Ying leaned over, closed his eyes and placed a kiss on the person's lips.

"Wife, I love you."

I heard the other person's low voice in my ears, and a tingling sensation spread from my spine to my tailbone.

Tang An said hoarsely, "Nine more times."

Chi Ying's ears turned red: "Can you not say it..."

Tang An warned with his eyes: "Don't miss even one."

Ji Ying bumped the steering wheel and the horn honked.

"I love you, honey."

"Eight more times."

"I love you, honey."

"seven."

"Wife..."

After saying it ten times, Chi Ying's face turned red like a monkey's butt.

After hearing this, Tang An also breathed a sigh of relief, fastened his seat belt and leaned back in his chair: "I want to eat noodles."

The relationship between the two was briefly restored to harmony.

In the evening, as Tang An said, Chi Ying cooked an egg for him, which was considered a meal, thinking that he could get away with it. However, he didn't expect that the other party would turn into a dog when the time reached four zeros.

This time the dog transformation lasted two hours.

Tang An frowned: "So the problem is that you cook for me?"

Chi Ying yawned: "Woof."

【have no idea. 】

Including the day of the divorce, excluding the small dark room, this is the third time that Ji Ying has turned into a dog. He feels that he is almost getting used to being a dog.

Chi Ying looked at Tang An, who was frowning and thinking for him, and his ears moved.

【Tang An seems to love me very much.】

Chi Ying shook his head and swept his tail left and right.

【It’s nice to be a dog.】

He came to a happy conclusion, resting his chin on his paws and closing his eyes.

After becoming a dog, the mind seems to become simpler.

Chi Ying disliked herself for a second, but quickly comforted herself.

As long as you don't eat shit, everything will be fine.

Tang An calculated the time, and when two hours were up, Chi Ying turned back into a human.

The baldness was exposed to his sight.

After watching for two seconds, Tang An's face flushed and he covered the man's private parts with clothes: "I really don't know what you grew up eating."

He looks ferocious even when sleeping, in stark contrast to Chi Ying's angelic face.

The second hand of the clock moved methodically. Tang An fell asleep while watching it, and his head slipped onto the other person's thigh.

In the dream, Chi Ying found that he had lost one leg and had to sit in a wheelchair. He watched Tang An and three men holding hands and circling around him, laughing like silver bells.

Ji Ying, sitting in a wheelchair, is like the helpless husband in the TV series, who can only watch helplessly when his wife is having an affair with another man.

Ahhhh this is really too much!!!

He was so angry that he turned into a dog and bit each of the three people.

The revenge was taken on the spot, and Chi Ying felt refreshed after waking up.

Except for the thighs.

Tang An pressed his entire face on it, with the tip of his nose pointing to the bad spot.

Chi Ying carefully pulled himself out.

Tang An slowly opened his eyes: "Awake?"

Chi Ying quickly picked up the clothes on the ground to cover the bottom: "Yeah."

Tang An slowly closed his eyes again: "Good morning kiss, don't forget."

His voice became smaller and smaller, and in the end, his lips just moved slightly.

In the quiet environment, only Chi Ying's increasingly rapid heartbeat could be heard: "Tang An, you did this on purpose."

She doesn't want to divorce me, so she seduces me shamelessly.

Chi Ying held the person in his arms, pinched the other person's lips with his fingers, and kissed him quickly when he was about to wake up.

"I want to lock you up." The darkness in his eyes grew darker.

Locked in a beautiful room, I can only look at someone named Ji Ying for the rest of my life.

Not some other dog man.