What would you do if you learned true magic?
Fang Yu, a sophomore in college, never expected that he would actually acquire a mage tower!
This is an urban magic "face-slapping" ...
Chapter 13 Aggression
"Hahahahahahahaha."
Except for Li Yuxuan, everyone burst into laughter, even Li Yuxuan's half-dog Wang Youran was laughing.
As Zhou Siqiao laughed, a hint of contempt flashed in his eyes. Fang Yu and Huang Xiang laughed the loudest.
It really wasn't Fang Yu using any magic, it was indeed a hand magic trick.
It looks like the second dice has been put in, but it is actually still held in the hand.
But Li Yuxuan was not professional. He clamped it too tightly and the thing flew out.
As we all know, if you clamp it too tightly, you often can't feel the things inside being squeezed out unless they are too big.
Li Yuxuan had no idea that the dice at his tiger's mouth had already flown out and was exposed.
Xu Chen laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh, then slapped Fang Yu's thigh. He then put his arm around Fang Yu's arm and buried his face in it, laughing non-stop.
Fang Yu didn't push her away. As long as she didn't bite, it would be fine.
Hearing everyone's laughter, Li Yuxuan's face turned blood red and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
It's so fucking embarrassing!
"Huh~" Li Yuxuan let out a long breath, suppressed his embarrassment, clasped his hands together, and said awkwardly, "I'm not very good at this, so I'm sorry to show off my skills."
Fang Yu nodded secretly. He was flexible and dared to laugh at himself. If Li Yuxuan accumulated more experience, he might become a big shot in five or six years.
In fact, Li Yuxuan has an advantage that many men do not have, which is aggressiveness.
East Asian men are generally more introverted. Officials value moderation, while businessmen value harmony and making money.
Over time, the aggressiveness of many men has been hidden deeper and deeper, and finally can only be found on the Internet.
In relationships between the sexes, regardless of species, more aggressive males tend to get more mating rights.
The same is true for humans.
Fang Yu had previously read a point of view that it was normal for a male to be able to be cruel without being brutal.
Being aggressive does not mean biting everyone you see. A dog that bites everyone you see is a mad dog.
Aggression means that when something can be handled in two ways, "kind" and "cruel", other people will think that you may adopt either a "kind" or a "cruel" approach.
If a man gives the opposite sex the impression that he will handle everything in a "kind" way, she will not think that you are a "kind" person.
They will only think that you do not have the ability to be "cruel", so you can only be "kind".
Simply emphasizing kindness and rejecting cruelty is actually a lack of psychological function.
Of course, there is a way out of pure "kindness". You can go for "0".
Being a nice guy, not knowing how to say no to others, having an avoidant personality, a people-pleasing personality, etc. are actually all manifestations of lack of aggressiveness.
Leadership is also closely related to aggression. It is hard to imagine that a person without aggression can have strong leadership.
In this respect alone, Li Yuxuan is already better than more than half of the men.
"Hahaha, Yuxuan, you are so interesting~, hahaha." Wang Youran keenly noticed the contempt in Zhou Siqiao's eyes, and she was delighted. She considerately gave Li Yuxuan some emotional value to soothe Li Yuxuan's wounded heart.
Li Yuxuan laughed dryly twice, rolled his eyes, and said maliciously: "By the way, Fang Yu, didn't Huang Xiang just say that you can do magic? Show me one? Oh, right, not magic, you said you can do magic, hahahaha."
You're really still determined to do this, attacking me?
Isn't this just begging me to show off and slap myself in the face?
Did you know that online novels written like this nowadays will be considered poisonous?
Fang Yu didn't think that these people were not of high enough status and that pretending would be a loss of face. If they could feel good by pretending, why not?
As for why I didn’t pretend just now, it must be because the time was not right.
Tang Yufei didn't know what had happened before, so she asked curiously, "Can you do magic? Is it the kind of magic that you can't even find out how it's done online?"
In the year 3061 of the Zhou calendar, there were already some magic tricks revelations and teaching videos on the Internet.
The magic trick performed by Lu Qian on the Spring Festival Gala two years ago was revealed 35 minutes after it was broadcast.
It can be said that most magic tricks that the public has seen are no longer secrets on the Internet.
Fang Yu took out a tissue and wiped his hands, then said calmly, "That's about right."
Seeing Fang Yu's pretentious face, Li Yuchen felt that she deserved a beating.
But before he could say anything, Wang Youran beside him spoke first: "I hate men who brag in front of girls. They have no skills at all, but they just brag. And you can't even find the evidence online. It's ridiculous!"
Yes, yes, that’s it. Add some more, so that the fight will be more enjoyable.
With Wang Youran's second assist, Li Yuxuan felt that he had the upper hand, and the corners of his mouth became more arrogant.
"How about it, Coach Fang? How about a trick? If you can really perform a magic trick that can't even be found online, I'll drink this whole bottle."
Fang Yu glanced at Li Yuxuan with disdain and started cursing, "What are you thinking? This bottle of Spade Ace costs 3,000 yuan when I buy it overseas, and Womb costs 8,800 yuan. You did it all by yourself, and you're so shameless."
How could this guy be so uncultured!? With so many beautiful women around him, he's still swearing!
Li Yuxuan forced himself not to argue with the uncultured thugs and said coldly, "So what do you want?"
Fang Yu raised his eyelids and said, "It's simple. If you can find out, I will pay for all the wine today. I will transfer the money you spent just now to you directly, and also save you a set of black dragon suits."
"If you can't find out, I won't cheat you. Just transfer 40,000 to me. Do you dare?"
What's more fun than showing off? Of course, showing off for a fee~
Is it such a big deal?
Everyone present gasped, and Zhou Siqiao even forgot that he had never been to a bar before, and looked surprised.
Only Huang Xiang, the idiot, stared with a pair of eyes untainted by knowledge and asked Fang Yu weakly: "Old Fang, what is the Wuhei Shenlong suit?"
Xu Chen tugged at Huang Xiang, his eyes gleaming with excitement. "It's five different bottles of Ace of Spades. Womb wants 78,800."
There were young men and women from the atmosphere group lining up to serve wine!
I don't deserve noble love, I only deserve vulgar money~
In fact, there should be 6 bottles of the real Shenlong set, but the black and gold version is limited to more than 2,000 bottles worldwide. Which bar dares to say that it has a set of 6 bottles of Shenlong set containing black and gold? No need to ask, it must be fake wine.
Therefore, even if the Aces of Spades sold in the bar are fake, they will not claim to have black gold.
Zhou Siqiao's eyes also flashed, and his two small fists were clenched at his sides. It was true that his roommate Huang Xiang was the big fish!
The first thing he said was a set of Shenlong suit. Zhou Siqiao had been to all the major nightclubs since high school, but he had never seen many rich people actually use the Shenlong suit.
Even if there is, most people will not open it and drink it. Instead, they will leave it on the table for show, order other drinks, and then ask the bar to keep it when they leave.
A set of dragon suits in Womb only costs 78,800, but it sounds more luxurious and shocking than telling others that I have 5 million in my bank account.
"Lao Fang, Lao Fang. Don't be impulsive, Lao Fang."
Huang Xiang was so scared that he stuttered. You asked me to borrow money yesterday, where did you get 78,000 yuan to buy the magic dragon set?
Even if Fang Yu is familiar with the boss here and can get a discount, it is still not a small amount of money.
What magic tricks can’t be found on the Internet now?
Aren’t all the magic tricks you know available online now?
Wait, could it be that he asked me to borrow 100,000 yuan a few days ago and I refused, so this Dogecoin is taking revenge on me?
Huang Xiang looked around and it seemed that he was the only one who looked like a sucker.
If Fang Yu loses and can't come up with so much money to buy some magical equipment, how can he survive in the national university?
Should I use the travel fund I had saved with great difficulty to pay for his gambling?
Huang Xiang’s biggest dream since middle school was to travel around the world. He wanted to go to Istanbul to ride a hot air balloon, to Reykjavik to chase the northern lights, to Antjirabe to see the rainforest, and to Wusun Xiadu to see the Xiata Ancient Trail. Those were the kind of in-depth trips that would take him two years to complete.
Huang Xiang has been saving money for five or six years for this purpose.
He comes from a well-off family and his parents have some connections, so he receives a lot of New Year's money as a reward every year. Combined with the living expenses and pocket money he saves, he has saved nearly 200,000 yuan so far.
If I hadn't spent a lot on Zhou Siqiao in the past six months, it would have been even more.
He originally planned to save up 300,000 yuan, and if he could pursue Zhou Siqiao, he would use the money to go on a spontaneous trip with his Qiaoqiao.
This bastard must be made to return my money to me, at least half of it.
For a moment, Huang Xiang even felt a little tragic.
Fang Yu had no idea that Huang Xiang had so many inner thoughts. He ignored Huang Xiang and instead put his arm around his shoulders, staring intently at Li Yuxuan: "Hurry up, do you dare?"
Huang Xiang was almost crying after being hugged, it seemed that his fortune was doomed today.
Li Yuxuan's expression changed, and then he sneered, "You're trying to scare me? You made up a story about the Three Immortals Returning to the Cave, and then you said there's nothing you can find online. Do you think I'm stupid?"
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Fang Yu chuckled, "If you hadn't told me, I wouldn't have thought there was such a dirty trick."
"Don't worry, as long as the principle is the same, even if you win, with so many people around, how can you not be fair? Do you dare?"
Are you trying to trick me?
Li Yuxuan's face was gloomy.
He suffered a lot from Fang Yu today, and was left with some psychological trauma, but the humiliation made him want to save face all the time.
If you don't agree to this bet, then let this guy pretend to be the boss again.
I've been fucked by him all night. What will the girls think of him? Will word spread around school?
Besides, that’s a magic dragon suit. I can put it on the table every time I bring my sister to the bar to show off.
But if this guy really has a trump card, I will be embarrassed.
Li Yuxuan's mind was racing. When he saw Huang Xiang's lifeless face under Fang Yu's arm, something came to his mind. Others might not know Fang Yu well, but this Huang was his roommate. How could he not know how capable he was?
He must be cheating me.
But when he thought about the bragging just now, he thought Fang Yu had it, but it turned out that Fang Yu didn't.
He thought Fang Yu didn't have it, but it turned out Fang Yu really did. He lost eight out of ten times, so he wasn't so sure anymore.
"If you don't have the guts, don't bother. Do you think your pencil case is full of pens every day?"
Seeing that Li Yuxuan didn't give any feedback for a long time, Fang Yu leaned back on the sofa and waved his hand disdainfully.
Hearing this, Li Yuxuan, who was originally hesitant, became excited: "It's just 40,000, okay? Go ahead and see what you can come up with!"
Fang Yu immediately clapped his hands: "Great! You're courageous! Words are not enough, let's put it in writing."
Fang Yu asked the waiter for paper and pen, wrote a few words, and handed it to Li Yuxuan.
"Party A: Fang Yu, Party B: Li Yuxuan. Party A, invited by Party B, will perform magic at Womb on the evening of September 20, 3061. If Party A's magic show is original, Party B will pay Party A a performance fee of 40,000 Great Zhou coins. If Party B discovers the secret or principle behind Party A's magic show through any channel before 00:00 on September 21, 3061, Party A will purchase a set of five Spade Ace sets without the Black Dragon set at Womb Club for Party B, valued at 78,888 Great Zhou coins, as compensation..."
It is already 11:20. A magic show only takes ten minutes, which leaves Li Yuxuan 30 minutes to search for the answer online, which is not a small amount.
This seemingly trivial agreement certainly has many loopholes, but if the two people really sign it, it will be very effective.
Li Yuxuan looked at the agreement with a gloomy expression, gritted his teeth, and signed his name to the right of Fang Yu's signature.
"I'll take a video." Wang Youran took out his phone. "Fang Yu, don't deny your loss later."
Fang Yu nodded indifferently and reminded Huang Xiang: "Don't just stare at me. Take my phone and take a picture of it for me too."
Huang Xiang said "oh", picked up Fang Yu's phone, and turned on the camera: "Old Fang, what magic trick are you going to perform?"
At this point, Huang Xiang could only try hard to convince himself that Fang Yu could really perform a magic trick that could not be found on the Internet.
Fang Yu turned his eyes and saw the girl selling flowers in the bar selling cards in the inner circle.
"Look at what kind of flower I can conjure up? Then I'll really conjure up a flower for you." Fang Yu stood up, rubbed his hands a few times, and revealed two rows of white teeth.
(End of this chapter)