Chapter 71, Section 3 [Revised]: Boys also need to protect themselves when they're out...

Gojo Satoru's smile was indeed somewhat stiff: "Besides me, Gon, Nanami, Haibara, and Yaga, who else is dead?"

Karin Tilyuki tilted her head and thought for a moment before replying, "It's alright, not many of the others died, they're just crippled."

She started counting on her fingers: "Aunt Wild Rose went blind in one eye but came back to life. It seems to be a sequela. Her eye hurts a lot on rainy days."

"Uncle Panda's core is almost completely destroyed. Only the remains of a little panda are still usable. He is in a long period of hibernation and cannot be guaranteed to be awake most of the time."

"Uncle Ji lost an arm, and probably because the injury came from Su Nuo's magic, it has been eroding his remaining body, and he has been paralyzed for several years."

"Uncle Kui has also lost a hand, so he can't use any more spells."

"Because all of Uncle Hui's shikigami were killed in the battle, most of his spells were also rendered useless."

"Aunt Maki is fine, but her twin sister died."

"Uncle Yuta is probably in the best situation! But he seems to dislike the stitching in his hair, because it's the same as Tōsō's. It seems he's quite bothered by it."

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Fushiguro Megumi: "..."

Goodness, if you count carefully, from first to second year, apart from Itadori himself (who wasn't mentioned) and the Kasaba sisters (who were probably considered part of Natsuyou's faction and therefore weren't mentioned either), there wasn't a single good one...

Even someone as easygoing as Gojo Satoru couldn't hold back any longer: "I said... you call this 'okay'?"

The child nodded readily, grinning, "That's right! Isn't this better? Although it seems terrible, at least no one died!"

Gojo Satoru and Fushiguro Megumi fell silent again.

While Itadori is indeed an optimist, it's quite normal for his child to be an optimist like him...

No! What's normal about this?! Even if you're an optimist, isn't this a bit too optimistic?!

“I have a question,” Gojo Satoru raised his hand and asked, “What’s with the sewing thread on Yuta’s head?”

The others all sounded like battle damage, but this one didn't quite seem like it.

"Ah...this!" Karin Oriyuki smiled even more happily.

You've really asked the right question!

"Because he learned the Lu Suo technique and then went to pilot a Gundam!"

Gojo Satoru:?

"Piloting a Gundam? Are you talking about Yukichi from the Kyoto school?"

The first people Gojo Satoru thought of were Machine Maru and Kokichi, since among the sorcerers he knew, he was the only one whose sorcerer was related to mecha or Gundam.

“No.” Karin Oriyuki shook her head, then pointed at him. “It’s you.”

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

"I?"

“Yes! You died, didn’t you? You were cut in half right here, turning from Gojo Satoru into 2.5 Gojo Satoru. But Six-Eyed is a very important fighting force, so we had to put you back together and let Uncle Yuta control your body.”

When Gojo Satoru heard "2.5 Gojo Satoru," his lips twitched, and then he felt the child's hand brush against his waist. At that moment, he felt a real discomfort in his waist...

The child, however, looked at him with delight: "But it's a good thing! Even though you're dead, you can still contribute to the battles to come, right?"

Gojo Satoru and Fushiguro Megumi: "..."

The two of them were speechless for a moment.

How is one supposed to respond to that?

Fushiguro Megumi initially felt that she and her father were in a rather miserable situation, but now she suddenly felt that she was actually doing relatively well...

As for Gojo Satoru… listening to Oriyuki Karin talking about piloting a Gundam and being a 2.5 Gojo Satoru, his lips twitched. Then, pointing at the child in front of him who was smiling broadly but whose words were becoming more and more hurtful, he turned to Fushiguro Megumi and asked, “Was that how she was talking to your dad just now?”

He finally understood why Fuheishen had looked so murderous just now.

Fushiguro Megumi paused for a moment, then said, "Well... it's not quite the same, is it?"

At least what I just said wasn't as hurtful.

Five points were understood.

Gojo Satoru sighed, "I suddenly regret coming to see this little guy."

Karin Oori looked innocent: "Hmm? Why? Did I say something that upset you? I'm sorry."

Her apology seemed incredibly sincere; she even proactively asked Gojo Satoru, "Can you tell me where I went wrong? I'll definitely correct it next time!"

Oriyuki Karin: Come on, please repeat what I just said to help you remember it!

Gojo Satoru: "..."

He didn't want to repeat what he had just said.

The strongest one chose to change the subject, pointing to the child's heart and saying, "Let's talk about your technique first. Hui should have already told you the general situation, right? Even though you're from a parallel world, you still need to be monitored here."

"So? How many spells do you have? Please explain briefly."

Karin Origami wanted to say that she hadn't originally planned to bombard everyone with all the big news right away, but since you asked, well... you deserve it.

She immediately nodded obediently, and then began to introduce her techniques: "I have four techniques, one is [Royal Chef], one is [Crimson Blood Manipulation], one is [Body Possession], and one is [Anti-Gravity Mechanism]."

"Hmm..." Gojo Satoru tapped his chin with his hand, "Could you explain it a little? Or you could just demonstrate it?"

After all, he has six eyes, and he actually prefers to have someone demonstrate it to him rather than just listen to what they say, because that way he can see it more clearly.

But Fushiguro Megumi quickly reminded him, "Teacher, this is my home."

The implication is that if you want a demonstration, please go elsewhere.

Gojo Satoru turned to look at him: "It's okay, I'll buy you a new one if it breaks."

Fukuguro Megumi clenched her fists and gritted her teeth: "Please don't cause unnecessary trouble for others."

“Alright,” Gojo Satoru shrugged and looked at Oriyuki Karin. “Then you’ve got your word. Oh, no need to talk about Crimson Blood Manipulation, I’m already very familiar with that.”

Of course, Ayaka Kaori was going to give him a good talking-to; she was itching to get started.

"【Master Chef】is actually a technique of Sukuna, mainly that it can use slashing and fire, making it very suitable for cooking!"

Gojo Satoru, Fushiguro Megumi:?

Fushiguro Megumi's focus was on: "Sukuna?"

Gojo Satoru's main focus was: "Hey~ it's really perfect for cooking!"

Karin and Yuki exchanged a surprised glance: "Right?"

Gojou nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes!"

The two reached a consensus, while Fushiguro Megumi, standing to the side, said: "...Isn't the focus on Sukuna?"

The smaller one is one thing, but why is the bigger one also...?

Ah, the big one is Gojo Satoru, then it's alright.

Fushiguro Megumi: "..."

Gojo Satoru wasn't surprised at all. He stroked his chin and analyzed, "It's probably because Itadori was once fleshed by Sukuna, so Sukuna's magic formula was left in his body, and then it was passed on to this child."

That sounds reasonable, Fushiguro Megumi nodded in agreement.

Karin Origami continued with the next story:

"【Body Possession】means putting your brain into someone else's body and then controlling that body. That's how Uncle Yuta got into your account!"

Gojo Satoru: "..."

No, let's not talk about this anymore; he's already feeling a bit itchy on his head.

The key is—

"Wait a minute, isn't this Tōshō's technique? How do you know this? It's not like you were born because Hisahito was with Tōshō, who possessed the body of a woman from the Kamo family, right?"

Even Gojo Satoru was so astonished by this possibility that his mouth dropped open.

Megumi Fushiguro also looked at Karin Oriyuki with her eyes slightly open, clearly also led astray by Satoru Gojo's guess.

Zhixue Yahuali:?

No, brains don't actually survive that long.

But to be fair, Gojo Satoru, you have quite the imagination... Have you ever considered writing a fanfic about yourself or something?

Before Oriyuki Karin could deny it, Gojo Satoru suddenly vanished from his sight, teleporting directly to the doorway. He then opened the door, pulled the person outside in, closed the door, and teleported with the person to the dining table.

The series of movements were fluid and seamless, taking only one second in total.

Hisahito Itadori was still in the position of raising his hand to knock on the door when he was dragged here in the next second.

"Huh?" He was a little confused, his eyes turning into beady pupils.

But don't worry, because something even more baffling is about to happen.

Gojo Satoru, with a serious expression, placed a hand on Yuujin's shoulder and, unusually earnest, said, "Yuujin, promise me, if you ever meet a seductive woman with sewing thread in her hair and the surname Kamo who wants to sleep with you..."

"Remember to keep your distance from them! Boys need to protect themselves too!"

Knotweed Hisahito: "...?"

"Okay?" Although he didn't know why his teacher would suddenly say such a thing, he still nodded in confusion.

Gojo Satoru patted him on the shoulder with relief.

Yuji Itadori was completely bewildered, utterly unable to understand what had gotten into his teacher this time.

He looked down slightly and saw Karin Oriyuki sitting at the dining table.

The other person looks familiar?

"Um... teacher, Hui, who is this?"

"Jiangjiang—" Gojo Satoru teleported behind Oriyuki Karin and began an exaggerated introduction, "Let me formally introduce you to Your Highness Hisahito's daughter from a parallel world, whose name is—"

When he mentioned names, he suddenly stopped, then looked down and asked Karin Ooyuki, "What's your name again?"

Zhixue Yahuali: "..."

After all this time, you still don't even know my name!

"Itadori Seirin." She introduced herself, then smiled at Itadori Yuujin, "It's so wonderful to see my father when he was young, before he was tortured by Sukuna!"

Yuji Itadori was also taken aback.

"Daughter?" He pointed to himself, somewhat bewildered. "Mine? Although she does look a bit like me, it's still a bit of a surprise."

He leaned down to look at Karin Oori at eye level: "Itadaki Seirin... May I call you Seirin? Or do you prefer another way of addressing me?"

"Just call me Xingling, that's what Dad has always called me."

"Then let's go with Xingling! Are you scared to suddenly arrive here?"

Karin Shiori shook her head: "No, I've been at Uncle Hui's house since I arrived."

"That's great! Will you be staying with me for a while? Hmm... but I'll probably be a little different from the dad you know. If you don't mind, you can still call me Dad. I'll do my best to take care of you, okay?"

Hisahito Itadori gave her a bright smile, like the rising sun in winter, warming her body.

Origami Karin: Suddenly I feel a warm sensation from the corpse.

iivv is such a damn thing!

She smiled brightly, like a sunflower blooming in the sun: "Okay!"

Yuujin Itadori chuckled, "Speaking of which, although I had heard from Keiwa-senpai and others that occasionally children from parallel worlds from the future would travel to our side, I never imagined it would happen to me!"

Karin Oriyuki smiled, looking rather dim-witted: "I never imagined I'd get to meet my dad when he was young!"

I never expected that I would turn into Tiger's cub while cosplaying Anya...

If Huang Hun knew, she would cry, wouldn't she?

Hisahito Itadori said with a satisfied look, "This is wonderful..."

Karin Oriyuki looked completely satisfied: "Mmm!"

Being the daughter of my little sun feels like coming back to life...

The creator's ideas have been greatly diminished...

Fushiguro Megumi glanced at the beaming Karin Oriyuki and then at Hisahito Itadori, both of whom were also grinning from ear to ear, and had only one thought in her mind—they really are related by blood.

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Author's note: I forgot about Tiger Mom's spell, so I'm filling in the gap by adding another spell.

Then, because iivv keeps contradicting his own settings, I've decided to stick with the initial settings here, and treat it as a personal setting.

There are two main points:

1. There are no restrictions on the copying ability of Brother Gu Zi; he can do whatever he wants to make it as strong as possible.

2. The relationship between Hu Zi and Su Nuo is determined by what Su Nuo says (anyway, I'd rather side with Su Nuo than with iivv [sigh], the latter's credibility is nowhere near as good as my Uncle Su Nuo's).

I also apologize for the unpleasant experience this caused. My original target was Lu Suo, whom I didn't consider a woman at all, which is why I wrote such harsh words. Now that I think about it, I was inconsiderate, and I'm very sorry.