Chapter 40 Two Couples Divorced vs. Love Traps [My head is so itchy! It seems like...]

As the sunlight danced on his eyelids, Lu Huaijin's eyelashes trembled, and he slowly opened his eyes. What came into view was Wen Yinhe's strikingly handsome face, so close to his eyes.

Lu Huaijin blinked, his hazy eyes gradually clearing, turning into a calm and gentle gaze like lake water.

God knows how happy he must have been to wake up and see such a stunningly beautiful woman lying next to him!

He was so happy that he could die just by staring at Wen Yinhe's face all day long, even if he did nothing else.

Wen Yinhe was still fast asleep, his eyelashes thick and long, his breathing long and peaceful, his fair face rosy and soft, his slightly long hair scattered on his cheeks, every feature so vivid and exquisite, like a stunning ancient painting.

If a man could resist doing something to such a beautiful woman, he wouldn't be a real man.

Lu Huaijin couldn't help but gently brush away the messy strands of hair on Wen Yinhe's face with his fingertips, revealing Wen Yinhe's entire handsome face. Then, he cupped Wen Yinhe's face and began to kiss him from the forehead down.

Between the eyebrows, eyelashes, eyelids, tip of the nose, cheeks...

Finally, his tongue landed on Wen Yinhe's rosy, full lips. Without saying a word, he slid his tongue in and kissed her deeply. Then he slowly withdrew and kissed back and forth between Wen Yinhe's lips and jaw. Every now and then, he would return to her cheek and take a deep breath. He would wander around Wen Yinhe's face like he was surveying his territory before finally returning to her lips for a deep kiss.

They kept kissing like that, getting more and more enthusiastic, as if there was sugar smeared on Wen Yinhe's face that he could never lick clean.

Wow, President Lu woke up first today! Looks like he slept really well last night, hehehe (those who know, know)

[Hahahaha, President Lu really couldn't resist! He kissed this stunning beauty to death!]

[I'm dying of laughter! It seems like President Lu's mouth isn't enough; there are just too many places he wants to kiss! He can't possibly kiss them all!]

[Why does it feel like President Lu is about to devour the movie star whole? Hahahaha!]

[CEO Lu: *sucking sounds*... A frenzy of sucking on the movie star's face, so delicious! He's number one on CEO Lu's must-eat list! PS: I feel like if CEO Lu keeps sucking like this, he'll leave red marks on the movie star's face (laughing and crying)]

The only reason to blame Wen Yinhe is that he is too beautiful. Every feature of his face perfectly matches Lu Huaijin's aesthetic standards. He wants to kiss him everywhere and can never get enough of kissing him.

Wen Yinhe vaguely felt a familiar scent constantly brushing against his face, and a heavy pressure was pressing down on him. He had no choice but to open his eyes in a daze, only to be met with a heavy kiss from Lu Huaijin on his lips.

[Hilarious! With President Lu's kissing style, it's really hard not to wake him up!]

[The movie star woke up and wiped his face, only to find it wet (confused)]

[Help! I can't stop laughing! This is how I kiss my dog, and he always looks like he's given up on life (laughing and crying). I really, really, really love it so much, I think it's so cute I can't breathe, I can't stand it, I want to eat him up (covering face)]

"Good morning, my darling," Lu Huaijin's voice was slightly hoarse from just waking up, as he lazily rubbed his earlobe, a tender and gentle smile on his lips. "Thank you for taking care of me last night."

“Good morning, my Mr. Lu,” Wen Yinhe hugged Lu Huaijin’s waist tightly, buried her face in the man’s warm neck, took a deep breath, and her voice was muffled and husky, “Last night… I dreamed that I turned into a puppy, and I was rolling over on my belly, begging you to take me home.”

“Really? But I don’t keep pets,” Lu Huaijin placed his arm on Wen Yinhe’s back and patted him gently, while his other hand covered Wen Yinhe’s head, rubbing his soft hair and kissing him. “I do need a lover though.”

Wen Yinhe paused slightly, then suddenly felt a heat in the corner of his eye, and his voice became a little thicker. He couldn't help but bury his face even deeper: "That's what Mr. Lu said in my dream too."

Lu Huaijin chuckled softly, the vibrations of his chest clearly transmitted through his body heat: "So, did I bring you home in the end?"

"Hmm," Wen Yinhe said hoarsely.

"That's good," Lu Huaijin brushed aside Wen Yinhe's hair and gave him a loud kiss on the forehead. "Whether in reality or in dreams, you are mine, and you can't run away even if you want to."

[Ahhhhh, saying good morning to each other as soon as they wake up is so cute! "My baby," "My Mr. Lu," it's so sweet, I'm crying! The nicknames between these young lovers are so adorable and sweet!]

[Okay, okay, President Lu made his domineering declaration first thing this morning: "You're mine, both in your dreams and in your waking hours!"]

[Although it was just an ordinary dream, the way the Best Actor narrated it in such a calm voice somehow brought tears to my eyes, sob sob sob]

[I can't even imagine how happy they must be to wake up every morning and see each other's faces! You two have such wonderful faces entering each other's beds! I'm so envious! Other people's love is always the sweetest! Receive! ...

Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin cuddled in bed for a while before getting up.

The washbasin and toilet are separated into wet and dry areas. Although the bathroom and toilet were not visible in the photos, the washbasin was within the scope of the shot.

So, the viewers watched as Wen Yinhe followed Lu Huaijin like a puppy to the washbasin.

Lu Huaijin took the two people's toothbrushes and squeezed toothpaste onto both his and Wen Yinhe's.

Wen Yinhe slowly wrapped his arms around Lu Huaijin's waist from behind, took Lu Huaijin's toothbrush with his other hand, and rested his chin on Lu Huaijin's shoulder.

First, facing the mirror, she gently used a toothbrush to pry open Lu Huaijin's lips and teeth, then slowly inserted the toothbrush into Lu Huaijin's mouth to brush his teeth.

【Aaaaaaah, what's wrong with you today, Mr. Lu?! You absolutely have to stick to President Lu for every second, right?! Baby, you're a giant President Lu accessory!】

[Well, is it because I'm too lewd that everything I see seems lewd? I always feel like the way the actor shoved the toothbrush into CEO Lu's mouth looked a bit creepy... (softly)]

[Ahhhhh, I get it! What kind soul would put a toothbrush in their mouth and slowly, bit by bit, in slow motion?! I thought my BL (Boys' Love) eyes had evolved to the point where they could automatically slow down videos! Movie star, is this how you usually brush CEO Lu's teeth? Okay, okay, you do know how to brush teeth!]

"Hmm? Why are you being so clingy today?" Lu Huaijin raised his hand and pinched Wen Yinhe's cheek, his eyes looking at Wen Yinhe in the mirror with tenderness and affection.

Wen Yinhe kissed Lu Huaijin's neck, tightened his arms around Lu Huaijin, and slowly stroked the man's waist through the thin nightgown: "Don't you like it?"

"What a joke, I love it to death." Lu Huaijin narrowed his eyes slightly, stretched comfortably in Wen Yinhe's arms, his strong waist muscles tensed in Wen Yinhe's hot palm, as if he was rubbing himself into the man's palm.

He didn't know exactly what Wen Yinhe had dreamed about, or how it was related to Wen Yinhe's childhood, but since he was in the dream, it must have been a beautiful dream, and that was enough.

Lu Huaijin was that confident.

He let Wen Yinhe help him rinse his mouth and wipe his face.

After he finished, he turned around, leaned against the sink, pinched Wen Yinhe's chin and kissed him. Then he opened one palm in front of Wen Yinhe and reached behind him with the other hand into the drawer.

"Come here, bend down, I'll tie your hair up for you."

Wen Yinhe blinked and obediently rested his chin in Lu Huaijin's palm.

Lu Huaijin hooked his finger and scratched Wen Yinhe's chin. With his other hand, he pulled a hair tie from the drawer, pulled his outstretched palm back, and neatly grabbed Wen Yinhe's bangs, tying them into a small bun in a few quick movements.

He patted Wen Yinhe's face with satisfaction, then couldn't resist leaning in to kiss him: "Okay, hurry up and brush your teeth, I'm going to wash my face first."

[Aaaaaaah! I knew it! With an actor's personality, why would he buy rubber bands?! He'd probably buy headbands! Typical CEO Lu tastes!!!]

[The little pigtail is back! It instantly brought back memories of the trailer! Holy crap, I got goosebumps all over! Back then, none of us knew the gears of fate had begun to turn! We couldn't even imagine how much sweetness we'd be in for the rest of our lives!!!]

[Ahhh, does anyone understand? I absolutely love watching these sweet little everyday moments! They're so adorable, I'm crying! Strong, independent women like us need to see these sweet, loving couples to keep going!!!]

[So happy, so happy! Seeing them every morning brightens my whole day! Even when I'm not playing games, just watching their livestream makes me so happy! My virtual couple! I really hope this livestream never ends!]

A dozen minutes later, when the two had finished washing up and changing their clothes and were about to go downstairs, Lu Huaijin looked at Wen Yinhe and suddenly chuckled.

Wen Yinhe touched his face in confusion.

“This,” Lu Huaijin flicked the little tuft on Wen Yinhe’s forehead with his finger, his teasing smile undisguised, “you forgot to take it off again.”

Wen Yinhe blushed and quickly reached out to grab him, but Lu Huaijin grabbed his wrist.

“Actually, you don’t have to take it off, it’s so cute,” Lu Huaijin said with a smile, his eyes gleaming with mischief, deliberately drawing out his words, “If anyone asks you what’s that on your head, just say I tied it for you, okay?”

What was originally just a casual teasing and joke turned into something much more unexpected for Lu Huaijin. After a moment of surprise, Wen Yinhe actually let go of his hand, blushed, took his hand, and whispered, "Let's just leave it at that. Let's go."

【Wait, no, you're a movie star...】

[Help! My head is so itchy! I think I'm getting love-struck! (Runs away clutching head) (Performs a shamanistic ritual) (Transforms into a support/jungler tonight) (Coach, I want to pick Li Bai)]

[I mean, you two young couples are really something! I see this kind of stuff every day, will I ever be able to find a boyfriend? You've raised my standards to the absolute limit! QAQ]

Wen Yinhe tugged at Lu Huaijin's hand, but couldn't budge it. He turned around in confusion and saw Lu Huaijin staring at him with deep eyes. Lu Huaijin's Adam's apple bobbed uncontrollably, and he murmured in a low, hoarse voice:

"What should I do? You're so cute, I don't want to go downstairs anymore. I just want to keep you locked up at home forever..."

Before the last word was even finished, Wen Yinhe suddenly stepped forward and covered Lu Huaijin's mouth, while his other arm went across Lu Huaijin's waist.

Then, to Lu Huaijin's astonishment, he picked the person up and carried them away.

[Hahahaha, what are you doing, Wen Yinhe! If you're embarrassed to listen, don't stop us from listening!]

[Are you even a man?! President Lu said he'd do it! Why won't you let him do it?! Let him do it! Let him do it! [Speaker] Let him do it! Let him do it! [Speaker]]

[I'm dying of laughter, hahaha! You two are putting on an action movie on a wedding variety show every day! CEO Lu is completely dumbfounded, hahaha! Of course, it's an action movie both in and out of bed~ (laughs with a bright yellow face)]

[No, although I've already witnessed just how strong the movie star is, I still can't help but think that even if President Lu is skinny, he must weigh at least 160 pounds! And his muscles are no joke! How come he looks like a paper doll in the movie star's arms?!]

Wen Yinhe carried Lu Huaijin like a life-size cardboard cutout, running several meters down the corridor before both of them burst into laughter and leaned against the railing.

Lu Huaijin leaned against the railing, his waist slumped back, and pulled down Wen Yinhe's collar before kissing him.

Wen Yinhe naturally opened his mouth to welcome him, his broad palms supporting Lu Huaijin's back, firmly pressing the man into his arms, while the five fingers of his other hand intertwined intimately with Lu Huaijin's hand resting on the railing.

[If you don't understand, just ask: Are we filming a music video now? (Stupeh)]

[Help! I can't laugh anymore! Please, both of you, take a look at my eyes! Hahaha! The person down there seems to be a little off!]

The cameraman downstairs immediately pointed his camera at the face of everyone on the first floor, giving them a close-up shot.

The group of people downstairs had already noticed the commotion upstairs and instinctively looked up.

Then, I watched helplessly as Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin, hand in hand, playfully ran to the railing and kissed each other without warning.

A group of people: "..."

[A fast-paced young couple has come into your view at the villa! While others are just "passing through your world," the movie star and CEO Lu are "the whole world passing by us" (doge)]

[There's no way around it, these two have been showing off so much they're oblivious to everyone else, it's earth-shattering, and they've forgotten what the world is all about, hahaha]

Am I just imagining things? I feel like their relationship seems to have deepened after the last game!

[Don't you guys think these two are terrifying??? When the show first aired, I already thought this was the most beautiful form of love, but as each episode aired, they could love each other even more than this. My god, is it true that love can really be endless?!]

Fortunately, the two people above them knew this wasn't a place for intimacy, so they only lingered for a short while before coming down hand in hand.

[Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore! I can't help but laugh just thinking about what's going to happen next!!!]

Okay, now let's randomly select a lucky guest to ask the Best Actor that cruel question!!!

Du Ruopu subconsciously stepped forward to greet him, but when he looked up, he saw Wen Yinghe's little tuft of hair swaying on his head. His open mouth froze in mid-air, and he blinked helplessly.

After a moment, an embarrassed blush slowly appeared on his face, and his eyelids drooped obediently as he gently reminded him, "Mr. Wen, the top of your head..."

Wen Yinhe, as expected of an award-winning actor, touched it with a slightly surprised expression, then couldn't help but blush. He quickly took off the hair tie from his head and awkwardly smoothed his hair: "Thank you for the reminder, Mr. Du."

"Come here, let me help you." Lu Huaijin naturally raised his hand and meticulously fixed Wen Yinhe's hair in front of everyone.

Wen Yinhe glanced almost imperceptibly at the people present, her long eyelashes drooping down, highlighting the faint blush on her face, revealing a hint of shy sweetness: "This was tied for me by Huaijin this morning. He said it was cute, so I couldn't bear to take it off, thinking I could let him see it for a while longer. I didn't expect to forget about it like this. I'm really sorry."

Du Ruopu: "..."

A group of people: "..."

[Hahaha, what's with the "tea-like" look on everyone's faces? Even though I was prepared, seeing everyone's stunned expressions still made me laugh so hard I almost fainted!]

[Guests: We dare not open our eyes; we hope it's just our imagination]

[Guests: We didn't dare open our ears either; we wished we were deaf.]

[Let's congratulate Kapibala on being selected as the lucky audience member! He won the Best Actor's cheek-to-cheek display of affection!]

[Enough! Best Actor, is this the kind of acting you're supposed to use for things like this? Hahaha! I can't even tell if your shyness is acting or just natural!]

[This year's guests never imagined that participating in a dating reality show would result in them being subjected to such public displays of affection! The guests are saying, "We're all part of your game, right? (lights a cigarette)"]

[No way, you people who came down with the movie star and CEO Lu have no idea what happened downstairs! You'll laugh even harder when you find out!!!]

[What?! What's going on?! I've been watching the live streams of the movie star and CEO Lu (completely confused)]

Just then, Xiao suddenly stood up as if he had been stimulated, bowed to the production team and said, "I'm sorry, I may not be able to record today's game. I have to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau first."

Zheng Shuming sprang to his feet, the movement so sudden that he stumbled and rushed towards Xiao Ye before he could even regain his balance. He frantically grabbed Xiao Ye's hand, sweating profusely, and said, "Xiao Ye, don't act impulsively. You're just hot-blooded and making rash decisions. Calm down..."

Xiao Ye forcefully shook off Zheng Shuming's hand. His beautiful peach blossom eyes were as cold and piercing as if they had been tempered with ice, almost able to penetrate people. His tone was calm but chilling: "If you fucking say another word, see if our Xiao family can kill you."

Zheng Shuming froze, his hands comically raised in mid-air, his face deathly pale, unable to utter a word.

Xiao also sneered, and as he passed Zheng Shuming, he lightly patted his face with the back of his hand. His voice was very soft, almost like a whisper between lovers, but it pierced deep into the bone marrow like an ice needle, making the hairs on the back of his neck stand on end: "If you can't speak properly, then shut up. Who are you blaming all the time? It's much better to be quiet like this, isn't it? You'll suffer less when you go down there."

After saying that, he nodded slightly to everyone in apology, and took the lead in leaving the living room. Before leaving, he took a wet wipe from the table and carefully wiped every finger that had touched Zheng Shuming.

Du Ruopu then stood up and said, "I'm sorry, I probably can't record either..."

Shu Bao'er immediately screamed like a madwoman: "Du Ruopu! You can't divorce me! You can't forget your vow! I gave you your life, how can you repay kindness with enmity?! You ingrate! You heartless bastard! How can you face my family? How can you face your own conscience? You've lost all conscience—"

The desperate cries in the living room abruptly stopped, replaced by low, muffled sobs.

Du Ruopu's broad and strong palms covered Shu Bao'er's noisy mouth tightly, leaving no gap, while his other thick arm firmly controlled Shu Bao'er's wildly waving hands.

Shu Bao'er's petite and frail body struggled in his hands like a dying fish, completely powerless to resist.

Du Ruopu's tall and strong body was like an unshakable mountain, and no matter how much Shu Bao'er struggled, she did not budge an inch.

Perhaps embarrassed by his rude behavior, Du Ruopu, with red ears and downcast eyes, bowed his head to apologize to everyone present, his voice as gentle and calm as ever: "I'm sorry, I disturbed everyone. I'll take Shu Bao'er away right away."

After saying that, he dragged Shu Bao'er out as easily as if she were a chick.

The two couples of guests disappeared from the living room in the blink of an eye.

Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin sat down at some point, eating breakfast while watching the show, their eyes wide open for quite a while.

Judging from their focused expressions, they probably don't even know what kind of food they're putting into their mouths.

[Hahaha, the movie star and CEO Lu are hilarious! They're definitely sitting in the VIP seats for the best gossip! This gossip is way better than breakfast!]

[You wouldn't believe it, would you? While the movie star and CEO Lu were enjoying a peaceful time upstairs, a whole mess had already broken out downstairs. (Lights a cigarette)]

[Holy crap, this is amazing! I can't believe we're seeing another live divorce this season, haha! And two couples at once! This is so dramatic, hahaha! Divorce! I support divorce! It's good that they're both divorced! Cherish life, stay away from scumbags!]

[Young Master and Kapibala were absolutely awesome just now!!! Tearing that scumbag apart was so satisfying!!! Congratulations to Young Master and Kapibala on their successful divorce! Happy divorce!!!]

[The reason I was able to explode like this today is probably because of the sweet and loving relationship between the movie star and CEO Lu (sorry, it suddenly feels so sad but also so funny after saying it, but compared to the other couples, the movie star and CEO Lu are really unlucky QAQ)]

So these two are here to be marriage counselors? (lol)

[No joke, I'm begging the movie star and CEO Lu to go on a national tour, doing nothing but showing off their love, to open the eyes of some of you who are eating shit, to cleanse your stomachs, and to teach you to eat something good, then collapse—]

Jiang Hengchuan chuckled and leaned back in his chair, casually putting his arm around Tao Miller's thin shoulder. He seemed to have been coaxed enough by Tao Miller: "Everyone's gone, what's the point of recording anymore!"

At this moment, Tianyin appeared awkwardly and said:

"Dear guests, we apologize for the inconvenience caused by some well-known unforeseen circumstances on set. Today's scheduled games have been cancelled. Instead, all members are free to move around as they please. If you need to go out, the production team will provide transportation. Each couple will also be provided with a dedicated mobile phone and ample funds to use as you wish."

"All of you guests have worked hard these past few days recording. All expenses incurred today will be covered by the production team, provided that the production team can afford it. We hope you will be considerate."

"The free time will continue until the other two couples return. However, they are on their way back to China to get divorced and may not be back for a while. Please be patient."

"Please enjoy your free time today!"

【Huh? They're on vacation already, all fresh and clean?!】

[It's okay, it's okay, we can still watch the divorce live, right? Those two couples who just left won't have a peaceful divorce process, hahaha]

[Waaaaah, does that mean we won't get to see the Movie Emperor and CEO Lu playing games today? But everyday life is fun too, so it's okay! Just think of it as an extra day of their daily life livestream! Thinking like that, my mood instantly brightened up! This is a win-win situation!]

Wen Yinhe's eyes visibly brightened, and although his face was full of anticipation, he still asked Lu Huaijin with restraint, "Want to go out for a walk?"

Lu Huaijin propped his head up with one hand, a smile playing on his lips. The top two buttons of his shirt collar were casually undone, revealing a glimpse of his delicate collarbone. He asked lazily and arrogantly, "You're just asking me out like this?"

Wen Yinhe knowingly took Lu Huaijin's hand and kissed it. His thick eyelashes fluttered, and his deep eyes revealed an indescribable tenderness and affection: "Handsome sir, would you like to go on a date with me?"

Lu Huaijin then lifted Wen Yinhe's chin and kissed him on his handsome cheek: "It is my greatest honor."

[Damn! You couples really know how to have fun! My Muggle brain was still thinking about finally getting out of jail after so many days! How come I didn't realize this was a date? ? ? ]

【Ahhhhh, it's a date! Great, perfect timing, I can have some fun while I'm abroad and nobody knows me! Have fun!】

With a rare opportunity to go out, it's impossible for anyone to want to stay in this ghost villa without even internet access.

Jiang Hengchuan and Tao Miller immediately decided to go out.

The production team quickly prepared private cars for the two couples, taking them wherever they wanted to go.

However, even after the guests left the villa, one split screen in the live stream still showed the empty villa.

[What's going on? Did the director forget to switch the camera?]

However, the next second, a heavenly sound suddenly rang out in the empty living room:

"Is your lover emotionally stable and always prioritizes your feelings in the face of any unexpected situation? Is your lover loyal and steadfast in the face of any temptation? Is your lover brave and fearless, always standing in front of you without hesitation in the face of danger? Love trap—true love is never afraid of tests."

"Welcome everyone to the fifth game! Now we'll announce the game rules!"

"This game is special because it is conducted without the knowledge of any of the guests. There are three traps: stolen phone, bar encounter, and crisis moment. These will test the guests' performance in different situations and their attitude and stance towards their loved ones."

"Important note: All special scenes are performed by professionals specially arranged by the production team. There is no danger involved, no risk to the safety of the guests, and no physical contact with the guests. Please rest assured."

"In addition, the two pairs of guests who have returned to China will also be live-streaming this game in China."

"The Seven Year Itch Season 2, Game 5 – The Love Trap, is now officially beginning!"

[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! I'm totally stunned! This is going to be amazing! This is so exciting!!! Just looking at the names of those three segments tells me it's definitely not going to be simple!!!]

[Damn! No wonder they said "the planned game segments are canceled" instead of just saying all the games for today are canceled! Does the production team have to be so meticulous?! They're not giving us any loopholes at all!]

[Wait, those two couples are already divorced, and they still have to film a dating reality show? Hahahaha! They're going to be so awkward these next few days!]