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condemn
It’s the tenth day of recording the wilderness survival variety show. After the trials and tribulations of the first nine days, both the guests and the director team have experienced a new round of growth.
At six o'clock in the morning, everyone gathered at the designated location.
The girls were fine, all looking energetic, but when it came to the boys, except Zhu Yan, the other three had quite dark circles under their eyes.
For Zhu Yan's happiness, the three of them did not sleep well all night and worked all night to come up with a strategy.
When they were done, I turned around and saw Zhu Yan sleeping soundly in bed.
After finishing his work, Han Xiaoyan had to sneak back to the tent in the middle of the night. He had back pain and leg cramps all night, and he had to hold on to his waist when he came back in the morning.
【Good morning! It’s a new day! 】
[Haha ...
[Han Xiaoyan, it's hard not to think the wrong thing when you hold your waist like that.]
Early in the morning, all the audience watching the live broadcast were in high spirits. These days, they have been waiting for the broadcast almost every day to witness the moments when these people play tricks on others and are fooled by others.
The standing positions of these people were very strange. They consciously made way for Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan to stand in the middle.
Chu Yuan touched Zhu Yan's arm and asked curiously, "Do you know what they did last night?"
Zhu Yan took a quick glance, and the group of people who had been looking at them furtively with greasy eyes instantly retracted their gazes.
The separation turned into a state where everyone looked up at the sky, the ground, and each other, but did not look at the other person.
Zhu Yan, "...I don't know. I went to bed early. They might have gone out together to steal chickens."
Han Xiaoyan, who was forced to steal the chicken, Fang Zhou Qiyu: ...Who are we doing this for? ! !
In order to punish Zhu Yan for not taking their military advisors seriously, several big men squeezed in between Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan and separated the two.
Fang Zhou and Qi Yu were responsible for controlling Zhu Yan, while Han Xiaoyan was responsible for diverting Chu Yuan's attention.
At this time, Director Han, who had been looking at the script, finally spoke up, "Today you will embark on a new wilderness pursuit and survival battle. You will need to rely on your own abilities to survive this day. Of course, our director team is also very humane. There will be rewards distributed at the beginning. There is no limit. Take as much as you can."
After hearing this, everyone was very happy and felt that the director team had finally behaved like human beings.
The next second, Director Han pushed up his glasses and said, "Resources are definitely limited, so some people might get more, some might get less, or even nothing at all. By the end of the game, if anyone's box is empty, they'll be considered a loser."
After that, without giving these people time to react, the assistant director took out a box of lottery tickets and said, "Draw your own and decide what you're going to have for breakfast today."
Speaking of breakfast, although they haven't figured out what the mission is, they are all more energetic than before.
【Hahahahahahahahaha I finally understand. My heart is not on the mission but on the food.】
[Look at Chu Yuan's eyes sparkling when he talks about breakfast.]
So, I don't understand what this mission is about.
[Who cares? Just watch it.]
Everyone drew a bamboo stick with different words written on it, including porridge, noodles, and rice.
It can be divided into three groups in total.
Chu Yuan drew rice. Han Xiaoyan took a secret look and found that he also drew rice. Just as he was about to shout out his joy, he hugged Fang Zhou's thigh again. As a result, Fang Zhou covered his mouth. Qi Yu quickly snatched away his bamboo stick and threw back a bowl of porridge.
Han Xiaoyan was very angry, "What are you doing?"
Fang Zhou reminded him, "Have you forgotten our mission? Your lot now belongs to Zhu Yan."
The result of their discussion yesterday was that they must bring Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan together at all costs, so that the two of them could always be together and cultivate their relationship.
Han Xiaoyan looked over and saw Zhu Yan thanking him with a smile on his face.
Well, I was so happy that I almost forgot about it, but Zhu Yan’s luck was really bad that he didn’t even get to be in the same group with Chu Yuan at the beginning.
For someone's happiness, Han Xiaoyan voluntarily joined the porridge team.
However, when the director team announced that there were only two people in the fan group, Han Xiaoyan became unhappy again.
What the hell, his plan to cling to someone powerful alone was shattered! !
However, everyone else, even a few girls, were very happy.
Some people stared at Zhu Yan, their faces showing: Go! Get him!
Some people stared at Chu Yuan with words written on their faces: Go ahead, I want to be a bridesmaid!
The survival variety show will definitely be turned into a dating variety show and the team will officially launch its attack.
The final groups are: rice: Zhu Yanchuyuan; porridge: Han Xiaoyan, Su Yilan, Fang Zhou; noodles: Qi Yu, Zhao Luoyi, Tong Yin.
What's going on? I feel like they're all very satisfied with the groupings this time.
[No, except Han Xiaoyan, hahahahaha.]
[I have a feeling these people are plotting something.]
The scene instantly split into three lineups, forming a three-kingdoms situation.
They are located in three places, one by the sea, one in the middle, and one among the woods.
There are two boxes hidden in each of these three places. After getting the box, you can go into our resource house to get things. Finally, the first person who gets the box will have the opportunity to share the things in the other team's box.
Chu Yuan asked a rather important question, "Can I rob?"
Director Han felt a pain in his chest. "I think no matter whether I say yes or no, it's okay for you, right?"
Chu Yuan's eyes lit up. It was Director Han who understood me.
【Hahahahahahahahaha.】
[Chu Yuan, look at your style, hahahaha. ]
[Little thing, there's really nothing I can do about you.]
Director Han said, "You can start now."
The three teams set off in three different directions.
The seaside was the closest, and the table had just been prepared when Chu Yuan and Zhu Yan arrived. They were on a small boat with people rowing on it.
Looking at the few people still running towards their destination, Chu Yuan suddenly had a bad idea. "We can let Han Xiaoyan be an undercover agent. What do you think?"
The two looked at each other, and the meaning in each other's eyes was self-evident. It was obvious that they thought of going together.
On the other side, Han Xiaoyan’s group.
Fang Zhou suggested, "Well, you can go undercover as a traitor, mainly to deal with Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan. Pretend to be their traitor and spread information to us."
With this program, Han Xiaoyan suddenly became excited. "Let's make a deal first. Today, the three of us are in the same boat, right? We can't betray each other."
Fang Zhou patted his shoulder and said, "Of course."
At the seaside, two people entered two ships respectively. After the old fox Zhu Yan got on the ship, he began to search the ships, trying to find the box.
Chu Yuan saw the rower stepping on the cover as soon as she got on the boat. She asked, "What is this for?"
The rowing master replied seriously, "It's electric."
The box was not on the ship they were on.
The breakfast food was served, a plate of classic fried rice, not too oily and looking golden and tempting.
The two were given the same food. Chu Yuan's first reaction was to eat it, while Zhu Yan stirred it to see if there was anything hidden inside.
[I admire Zhu Yan's prudence.]
[They've already started eating broadcast mode over there, but this side is still in detective mode.]
[Hahahahaha damn, why does Chu Yuan eat so deliciously?]
Chu Yuan quickly finished the plate of rice. After eating, she did not calm down. She leaned against the backboard and started chatting with the rowing master.
"Master Haha, have you eaten?"
Chu Yuan herself looks very gentle, especially when she smiles, she looks harmless. The rowing master is a local who was hired by the program team. He likes the cute little girl from the bottom of his heart, so he naturally chats with her.
Of course, Chu Yuan did not forget the mission, and her words were full of innuendos, but the rowing master didn't know what she was thinking and told her everything.
From the rowing master, Chu Yuan got several important pieces of information, namely that the box might be on another ship, there was a person wearing strange clothes, and the food was delicious.
After a while, a man suddenly came and sang a song, and his singing was very eccentric. Chu Yuan seriously suspected that he was arranged by the director team to torture her mentally.
"You can sing, but I won't pay you." Chu Yuan planned to give up.
However, ten minutes later, she couldn't stand it anymore and took out a piece of toilet paper from her pocket and threw it to the man, "I owe you five dollars."
The NPC singing the song glanced at her and continued singing.
Chu Yuan felt like she was on a pirate ship. Looking at Zhu Yan who was living a peaceful life on the other side, she felt very uneasy. She immediately decided to give up this ship and ran onto Zhu Yan's ship.
As the two met, there was suddenly a sound of music coming from the sea.
**
On the other side, Han Xiaoyan's group had already arrived in the woods. The staff presented them with a menu. They were limited to ordering two items at a time and had to finish them. Only if they ordered the hidden designated dishes would they have a chance to get the box.
When he first arrived, Han Xiaoyan still felt good. After all, he only ate vegetable leaves last night, and a hearty breakfast would keep him warm all day.
There are 50 dishes on the menu, and I don’t know how the director team came up with them.
It was our first time, so we ordered a few dishes casually. The island dishes are worth trying.
Han Xiaoyan guessed that they wanted to order porridge because the bamboo sticks they held were shaped like the word "porridge". In that instant, he seemed to have discovered some secret and laughed wildly, as if the championship was already in his hands.
Director Han, who was observing from behind the monitor: ...You really think too much.
In the first round of island specialties, Fang Zhou ordered a water chestnut cake, Su Yilan ordered toast, and Han Xiaoyan ordered various porridges.
When the dining cart came up, Fang Zhou checked each cart out of caution and did not find any boxes.
After a few people wolfed down the food, they were actually already 70% full, so they started ordering the second round of dishes.
This time Fang Zhou was holding the menu, and he was wondering how Zhu Yan would solve the current problem.
After observing for a while, I found that there were several dishes on the menu that were marked with thumbs-up, exactly six in total.
The three of them looked at each other, as if they had discovered some secret.
"Let's make the secret sandbag, double skin milk."
"I'd like some wonton noodles too."
After the food cart was pushed over, the few people did not rush to eat, but chose to turn the cart over again.
"This!" Su Yilan found a medium-sized box in the mezzanine of the dining car.
[Oh my god, they actually found it.]
[I've grown up, after all. This is the first time I've found it.]
【Hahahahahaha look at Han Xiaoyan's arrogant smile.】
However, their arrogance didn't last long, because Director Han told them that they had to eat everything they ordered before leaving. At the same time, they received a text message: whoever finished eating first would get the password and then receive the supplies.
The three decided to act separately. Fang Zhou, who finished eating first, went to find the password to open the box, which was not far from the beach.
Han Xiaoyan also learned his lesson and analyzed two situations.
The first type: The comfort index is one star, and you have to carry a suitcase around everywhere.
The second type: The comfort index is five stars. Sitting there waiting for the Ark to come back is a bit unethical.
Su Yilan asked, "What if we go find Chu Yuan and the others first?"
Basically, in their current concept, whoever gets the initial origin will get the world.
Han Xiaoyan thought about it and decisively refused, "Then the comfort index will be minus five stars, and they will snatch it away."
These two guys are more cunning than the other, and they do everything they can.
The two looked at each other and decisively chose the second way. After all, as long as they had no morals, morality could not bind them.
[It's hilarious, this is indeed something they can choose.]
Poor Fang Zhou, why do you eat so fast?
【Hahahahahahaha everyone has already figured out Chu Yuan and Zhu Yan.】
**
On the other side, the old fox was also looking for a box.
On the small boat coming from the seashore, there was a person playing the pipa. Almost as soon as the person appeared, Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan had a sensing box there.
He jumped directly onto the Pipa boat like a robber.
The NPC was wearing a skirt, and Chu Yuan lifted the hem of her skirt directly, and sure enough, the box was right under her butt.
"Here." Chu Yuan called out to Zhu Yan who was about to search the boat.
The NPC remained calm until Chu Yuan decided to pick her up.
"You two, this box is my savings that I've accumulated over the years. Do you want to steal it?"
Chu Yuan nodded, not hiding anything, "That's right."
As soon as she finished speaking, she threw the box in the NPC's hand into the water.
Chu Yuan, "…it's no use throwing it away."
The box is floating on the surface, and Zhu Yan can reach it with just one hand, with a strong sense of form.
After getting the box, Zhu Yan wanted to try to open it, but Chu Yuan disagreed, "It would be too much trouble to open it, why don't we just smash it open?"
Props Teacher: ...
All staff present: ...
Zhu Yan held his forehead and said, "Of course, we can, but we'll need to use it to carry things later."
【Hahahahahahahaha, the method of the primitive people.】
[It's quick and effective, I like this method of smashing it open.]
[Don’t say that, you really shouldn’t say that, hahahahahahahahaha. ]
Chu Yuan thought about it and thought, that was right, so he asked the rowing master, "Do you have any tools like pliers, chisels, axes, etc.?"
The rowing master answered without hesitation, "No."
Chu Yuan felt that he was deceiving the king, so what other tools did they usually use to repair ships?
Zhu Yan was trying over there, and Chu Yuan was looking for useful tools everywhere on the boat.
Her hard work paid off, and she found a weapons compartment at the stern, which contained various weapons.
Humph, you still want to lie to her.
"Come on, just pry it up." Chu Yuan took out a pickaxe.
The two of them were about to open it directly, but were opposed by the NPC. "This is my treasure, you can't do this. You should use wisdom. The smartest person can open this box."
Chu Yuan tapped his head with the manuscript, "Isn't this wisdom?"
[Hahahahahahahahaha, the production team couldn't bear to watch it anymore and forcibly stopped it.]
[Chu Yuan: Isn’t my brain a brain? ?]
【Chu Yuan is the biggest bug of the program team. 】
In the end, Chu Yuan's hammer never struck the object, because the director team was forced to exchange a useful clue for the safety of the prop.
**
Ark, who was looking for the password, arrived at the designated location. The task of finding the password required him to successfully start a fire on the beach.
Seeing the strong sea breeze, Fang Zhou fell silent.
Isn't this embarrassing for someone on the other side?!
At this time, Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan, who had completed their mission on the ship, also docked, and the location of their mission was also at the seaside.
But the tasks of their two teams were different. Director Han had foresight that making a fire was too easy for Chu Yuan. In front of them was a bucket of fish, and they needed to identify the different types of fish and put them in designated buckets.
Chu Yuan: ....What do you mean! !
Seeing their mission, Fang Zhou suddenly felt much more satisfied. To catch so many fish, he would have to spend several lifetimes to catch them.
So miserable.
While the two teams were carrying out their mission, Han Xiaoyan, Su Yilan and another team also rushed over.
Han Xiaoyan and Su Yilan were bored staying over there and wanted to come over here to see what it was like, but they didn't expect to find themselves here.
Zhao Luoyi and the other two had just completed their different tasks and their eyes were blurry. When they looked at the big bucket of fish, their sympathy for Zhu Yan and Chu Yuan reached its peak.
God knows how they got through this just now. Finally, there is someone who can suffer the same fate as them.
[Hahahaha, who would believe Zhao Luoyi and the others were looking for coins in the dumplings just now?]
[I can't eat anymore and have to look for food. I'm so happy.]
【The director team is really inhumane. 】
Director Han, who was not a good person, smiled with satisfaction when he saw their reactions.
When they arrived at the beach, Han Xiaoyan's team and Zhao Luo's team hid their boxes behind them, hooking them with their hands so that they became one with the boxes, to prevent them from being snatched away by the robber Chu Yuan.
They didn't forget that before the game, Chu Yuan specifically asked Director Han if he could steal things.
However, no matter how they moved, the distance between them was not too far. Chu Yuan noticed their little movements at a glance, and with bad intentions in mind, he took the initiative to greet them.
"Hi, Han Xiaoyan." She said as she moved closer to Han Xiaoyan, "Long time no see."
Han Xiaoyan laughed dryly, "Only an hour has passed, haha."
Su Yilan sneaked up to the box to prevent Chu Yuan from a violent attack.
"Let's hide the box somewhere else." Su Yilan suggested.
So they ran away again after just one minute. Fang Zhou looked at these two teammates who came and went without a trace and fell silent again.
Chu Yuan followed and wanted to sneak in, but the two men ran faster than each other.
After chasing for most of the map, "Han Xiaoyan, don't run."
Han Xiaoyan turned around and shouted, "You'd be a fool not to run!"
After circling twice, they hid in the woods.
Seeing that the people were gone, Chu Yuan just wanted to scare them.
[This is hilarious! Han Xiaoyan ran as if there was a flood or a beast behind him.]
[Chu Yuan didn't seem to want to catch these two people.]
[I suspect Chu Yuan simply didn't want Fen Yu to sneak away and leave Zhu Yan alone.]
At this time, Zhu Yan was still trying hard to pick fish, and it was no exaggeration to say that it was really tiring for his eyes.
On the left, Fang Zhou was sweating profusely as he started a fire, while on the right, Zhao Luo's team was just getting started.
Although it was difficult to choose, when Chu Yuan came back, all the fish had been divided, and they became the first team to get the password.
Chu Yuan finally understood how Han Xiaoyan felt about being recommended for admission. It was so cool! Teaming up with Zhu Yan was simply amazing!
She couldn't hide her thoughts, and all her emotions were written on her face, which Zhu Yan could easily catch.
He appears calm on the surface, but is actually secretly happy inside.
Thanks to the tool man Han Xiaoyan, he was one step closer to Chu Yuan's heart.
**
After getting the password, the two went to the supplies department.
The supplies department has a wide range of items, including survival tools and some food. They can take away anything without any restrictions. The only requirement is that they have to carry the corresponding weight of the items they take away.
For example, if you want to take away a 200g loaf of bread, you need to bring an extra tool weighing 200g (similar to a weight on a scale, mainly to provide weight).
The two men estimated the weight and found that if they took away all the things inside, they might need to carry about 100 kilograms more.
Zhu Yan was just about to discuss the plan with Chu Yuan when he saw Chu Yuan opening the box and stuffing it in.
Don’t look at what it is specifically, just take it if you think it is useful.
Zhu Yan fell silent.
It’s not that they haven’t seen her carry things in such a bandit-like way before, but the main thing is that they don’t seem to be able to lift the corresponding weight.
Ten minutes later, Zhu Yan wanted to kneel down and apologize for his ignorant thoughts just now.
They didn't take away everything, but only most of the food and some necessary tools. The things in the box were not heavy, so they were given to Zhu Yan.
Chu Yuan, on the other hand, carried the heavy objects by himself without feeling any effort at all, and even smiled at Zhu Yan.
[Fuck, I admit that Chu Yuan has once again refreshed my understanding.]
[Hahaha, if someone had told me before that a little girl could carry these things, I would have thought he was taking off his pants to fart.]
[Zhu Yan was shocked, and so were we.]
[Chujie!!! Aa ...
The second Ark team that entered the supply department to get something also fell silent after seeing this scene.
Who can tell them what happened and why Chu Yuan can still laugh while carrying so much weight.
Damn, did he take some powerful pills when he was a kid?!
Han Xiaoyan even touched his neck, confirming that he could be easily broken by Chu Yuan, and suddenly felt the air around him was chilly.
Chu Yuan just wanted to say that this was a piece of cake for her little panda.
After all three teams had taken their items, they gathered again.
On the scene, Zhao Luoyi, Qi Yu and Tong Yin glared at the other groups, while the other two groups looked left and right but didn't look at them.
Because the first Chu Yuan took too much, there were very few Arks left for the second group. The three of them thought it would be better to take them all away.
When Zhao Luoyi and his group went in as the last group, they thought that a lot might be taken away, but they didn't expect that this group of people would not leave them anything!
There wasn't even a piece of garbage. Oh, there was some shameless person who stole two sausages and threw the sausage skins at the door as if in protest.
[I can testify that it was Han Xiaoyan, hahahahahaha.]
Han Xiaoyan said it was too heavy to carry and might as well be eaten.
[I'm dying of laughter. These people are really becoming less and less concerned about their reputations and letting go of their true nature.]
In response, Zhao Luo's group expressed strong condemnation.
However, the rules are like this, there is no limit on how much you can take, even the director team is helpless. In comparison, more people are shocked by the four sacks in Chu Yuan's hands.
The director team had tested it before, and seriously speaking, it would take at least two adult men to carry these together. But now Chu Yuan can carry two in one hand with ease.
It was as if this thing was not a challenge for her, but an exercise device.
Director Han was helpless. Facing such a natural strongman, even the Calabash Brothers could do nothing.
After the first part, it’s time for the real survival chase.
There is a password box in front of each person, and the rule now is that the person who survives to the end and has only the last box will win.
It is obvious that the director team temporarily increased the difficulty.
Chu Yuan, which had an absolute material advantage, quickly became a hot commodity. Han Xiaoyan and Su Yilan looked at each other and wanted to rebel.
Just as he was about to slip past that group, Fang Zhou grabbed him by the collar and said, "Come back here."
Don’t think he didn’t see their little tricks!!