Pay-to-Win to Immortality

I am Su Mu.

A cunning merchant who has traversed into a world of cultivation and magic!

My motto? [Pay-to-win to become immortal, grind till the end!]

Spending my own money is not...

Chapter 433 Jingwei's Surprise (Subscribe!)

"What's the matter?" Su Mu asked vaguely, chewing an apricot in his hand, just like his second brother eating a ginseng fruit.

"Does this count as eating the placenta of Xiao Xinghua's baby?" Su Ye asked.

"Huh?" Su Mu was stunned and almost petrified. "Placenta? Child? What are you talking about?"

"Look, the seeds hidden inside the apricot kernel are the little apricot blossom's child, right? Then the flesh outside is the placenta of her child, right?"

Su Mu's face was filled with black lines: "What kind of books have you been reading all day long? What are you thinking about? Do you have too little homework and have nothing to do?"

Su Ye quickly defended himself, "Don't blame me. I didn't say that. It was said by the stupid netizens. I saw someone say that online before, and I suddenly thought of it now, so I asked you about it."

Su Mu said unhappily, "How can plants and animals be the same? The pulp of plants is originally used to attract animals to eat, so as to help them spread their seeds, which is completely different from the function of animal placenta. Besides, for tree spirits like Xiao Xinghua who have opened their spiritual orifices and embarked on spiritual practice, there is no need to go through the stage of flowering and pollination to produce fruits. These apricots are not so much her children as they are the spiritual energy in her body, just like the ginseng roots of spiritual ginseng. You can't say that we are cutting off its hands and feet when we make tea with the roots of spiritual ginseng every day, right?"

The Lingshen doll squatted aside and heard Su Mu's last words. He looked resentful and seemed to want to say something.

As soon as it opened its mouth, it was blocked by the book spirit, and the book spirit whispered a warning in its ears: "Don't commit suicide!"

The Lingshen doll shuddered and quickly swallowed back the words that were on the tip of its tongue, and said hurriedly: "Thank you...thank you." Although it has been learning very hard, its ability to speak human language is still not very good.

"No need to thank me. I just don't want to be without ginseng to eat in the future." The book spirit said with a smile, with a mouth cracked on the cover.

These days, after Sumu and the others drank the Snow Bud Tea, they would occasionally feed it tea leaves and ginseng roots, which it found very delicious.

Lingshen Doll was depressed again: I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you were still coveting my body!

After listening to Su Mu's words, Su Ye nodded as if he had understood something: "I see, these apricots are transformed from the spiritual energy of the small apricot flowers. They are very nutritious, just like milk."

"That's right." Su Mu replied, then realized that something was wrong.

If this apricot is like milk, then when I eat it, isn't it the same as drinking the milk of the apricot blossoms?

He wanted to scold Su Ye, but the latter had already slipped into the kitchen to heat up dinner for him. He could only shake his head helplessly and hum, "There's still not enough homework! I have to buy her some more exercises and practice papers, as well as test question research and college entrance examination papers. I'll arrange them all for her, so that she can practice and practice questions every day, otherwise she will spend all day online reading the comments and messages of stupid netizens and turn herself into a stupid person..."

He glanced down at the apricot in his hand.

This fruit is sweet and juicy, and it really tastes a bit like milk...

So what if it's just milk? As long as it has plenty of spiritual energy and has no side effects, it's a good thing.

Crab roe, crab paste, fresh flower cakes and so on, aren’t you enjoying the food?

Besides, these naizi...呸, these apricots, are really delicious.

After Su Mu had dinner in the yard, the book spirit came over happily without being called.

A big mouth opened on the cover, and a long scarlet tongue stretched out, sucking up all the leftovers and bone residues on the table into its stomach.

Then it would fly to the roof and lean on the lovebirds to help digest the food, because the lovebirds' feathers made it feel very comfortable.

But the lovebirds are annoyed by it. On the one hand, the female lovebird is about to lay eggs and is already a bit irritable. On the other hand, the couple also want to enjoy their own world before the eggs are hatched. What do you want to do by always coming to join in the fun? Are you the old man next door?

"Wait a moment."

While drinking the Snow Bud Tea after dinner, Su Mu called out to Shu Jing.

"Is there any spell in the library that can help me hide my body? Or is there any spell like earth escape technique or wood escape technique that is not easy to be discovered? If only I could learn it."

When the book spirit heard this question, the eyes on the cover immediately turned into a line, revealing confusion and bewilderment.

Su Mu knew that it was in the process of "reading", looking up relevant information in the library, so he was not in a hurry to urge it.

After about ten seconds, the book spirit's eyes regained their alertness, and it opened its mouth and spit out several books.

Su Mu took it and looked at it. There were "Analysis and Practical Application of Basic Earth Escape Technique", "Teaching You How to Learn Wood Escape Technique Well", and... "The Complete Picture Scroll of Jin Ping Mei".

"What's the situation with this book?" Su Mu picked up the "Complete Picture Scroll of Jin Ping Mei" and raised it.

"Eh? Did you take the wrong book? Which idiot put the books in a mess? I have to report this matter. If they are all put in a mess, then the books in the library will be in a mess. How will we find books in the future?"

The book spirit said angrily, then opened his mouth and spit out a book titled "Advanced Sleight of Hand: Hiding Yourself through Mimicry".

It was published by Qingcheng Mountain Cultivation University, and the author was Liao Shuan, the director of the Beast Taming Department.

The book spirit gave the book to Su Mu, and then said, "Give me the wrong book, and I will put it back to the library."

Su Mu was not in a hurry to give it the complete illustrated scroll of "Jin Ping Mei", but instead flipped through it and found that it was actually published by the Commercial Press.

There are not only many illustrations in the book, but also of very good quality. The people in the illustrations are either beautiful or charming, and they are very faithful to the characters in the book. The key is that they are in color and animated, just like the GIFs that the old drivers in the group often send.

No, these illustrations are better than GIFs because they are clearer, last longer, and can make sounds. They are more like inserted videos than illustrations...

Fortunately, the publishing house has thought it through very carefully. These illustrations are muted by default. Otherwise, it would be very embarrassing if they started singing loudly as soon as they were opened.

Looking at the contents of these pictures, there are grape trellises and swings, which are really long and long. After seeing them, people only have one thought in their heads: "Wow, can you play like this?"

"Brother, what book is this?" Su Ye saw that he was reading it seriously, so he came over and wanted to take a look.

From Xiao Ye's standing angle, I couldn't see the title of the book, which made me very curious.

Su Mu quickly closed the book and put it into his space bracelet. He said calmly, "This book is not suitable for you at your current level and character. Wait until your level and character mature."

Su Ye asked: "Is it a cultivation book?"

Su Mu nodded: "You can say that." Then he said to the book spirit: "Don't rush to return this book. Keep it for me to study. It is a classic masterpiece. Of course, I read this book to appreciate the vicissitudes of life, sharpen my mind, and be different from others."

The book spirit said "OK" but secretly complained: "You can brag as much as you want. If I believe you, I will be your grandson."

Su Mu waved his hand, indicating that Shu Jing could go find the lovebirds to help digest his food.

Then he stood up and walked towards the house while saying to Su Ye: "You should read books and do homework. I'm going to my room to take a nap."

"You're going to bed so early today?" Su Ye was surprised.

"I just want to take a nap. I have to get up later." Su Mu said. His purpose was not to sleep, but to contact Jingwei.

Su Ye didn't know the inside story, he just felt that his brother's action was very confusing.

However, the book spirit who had already climbed onto the roof muttered in his heart: "Haha, what do you mean by taking a nap? He must have closed the door and studied the postures in the book and practiced stick techniques!"

It really wanted to remind Su Mu not to dirty the book, but it swallowed the words back. Reason told it that it would be better not to do such a thing, especially when Xiao Ye was still there...

After returning to the house, Su Mu first sent a message to Jingwei, telling her that he had something to look for.

I waited for a long time before I received a reply. It was neither a voice message nor a text message, but a mushroom-head emoticon with a line of text: "Why do you talk to me every day? Do you want to sleep with me?"

Then he posted an emoji of a person taking a bath with a towel wrapped around his head, with the caption: "Stop talking, come on."

Su Mu: “…”

This Jingwei didn't learn how to type, but she was pretty good at playing pictographs. And where did she find the emoticons from? Is there any dignity left in her?

Su Mu shook his head, lamenting that it was Shi Chen's fault that the world was going downhill. He quickly saved the two expressions, put down his phone, took out the talent secrets he brought back from the laboratory, went to bed and closed his eyes.

He immediately felt sleepy, and he knew that this was Jingwei's power. He did not resist and let Jingwei pull him into a dream.

In the dream, Su Mu came to the world where Jingwei lived again.

Glancing around, I saw Jingwei sitting cross-legged on the ground, eating melon seeds and staring at the laptop in front of him.

Knowing that Su Mu was here, she didn't even look away. She just asked, "What do you want to talk to me about? I'm busy recalling and organizing the knowledge points for you."

Su Mu walked over and saw that the laptop was playing a variety show: The Birth of a Drama Queen. A girl was shouting at the top of her lungs, "Ant Race has been going on for ten years."

He couldn't help but complain in his heart: You call this busy recalling and organizing knowledge points? You are just slacking off! And the variety show you watch is too old, isn't it? This show was released several years ago?

Su Mu shook his head and didn't say these words.

The main reason is that I can't defeat Jingwei. If I anger her, I will be the only one who suffers. She might even suppress me in my dreams with stones.

So he just said, "I have something to consult you about. Can you help me get the talisman on the bed first?"

Jingwei flipped her hand, and those secrets of talent were taken into her dream.

"Huh?"

She raised her eyebrows, and finally moved her eyes away from the laptop and fell on these talent secrets. She asked with a little surprise: "Where did you get these talismans? They are somewhat similar to some of the talismans made by the goddess Nuwa..."