Pay-to-Win to Immortality

I am Su Mu.

A cunning merchant who has traversed into a world of cultivation and magic!

My motto? [Pay-to-win to become immortal, grind till the end!]

Spending my own money is not...

Chapter 58 Returning the goods is impossible, not in this lifetime

Xu Lin gritted her teeth in hatred. If she didn't have to click on the receipt button before leaving a review, she would have gone to Su Mu's store right now to give a bad review and scold him harshly.

朏朏 noticed the change in her mood, and quickly ran over, hugged her feet and rubbed them hard. Before rubbing her hair off, she finally put out the anger in her heart.

Xu Lin leaned over and rubbed 朏朏's head. After letting out a breath of anger, she comforted herself: "It's okay. I'll give the bad review package after I've inspected the goods."

Then she pulled out her cell phone.

When the bird saw it, it quickly lowered its head and took out a special mobile phone from its dimensional bag. It tapped a few times quickly with its beak, and a QR code appeared on the screen.

Xu Lin scanned the money with her mobile phone, and with a "beep", the payment was successful. She ignored the guard and rushed into the toilet with the package.

She had just searched for metaphysical card drawing methods on the Internet and saw someone say that the chance of winning would be higher if you drew the cards in the toilet, so she wanted to give it a try.

After entering the bathroom and locking the door, Xu Lin washed her hands before tearing open the express bag.

Her hands were shaking and her heart was pounding.

In the past, whether it was tearing up a package or drawing a card, it was never as stressful as it is now.

It feels terrible, but it's addictive.

With a "sizzle" sound, the express bag was torn open.

Although there was no special effect at all, Xu Lin felt that when the courier bag was torn open, a golden light seemed to shine out from it, dazzling her eyes. At the same time, a voice seemed to ring in her ears: "Wow, golden legend!"

Xu Lin shook her head and finally the hallucination disappeared.

She reached into the courier bag and took out ten soul-transporting runes.

After careful comparison, she did not see any difference between the ten soul-conveying runes, but she discovered that they were different from the drawings in textbooks in several places.

Of course, even if you can see the difference in the runes, it is still impossible to draw them accordingly.

Affecting the success or failure of drawing talismans is not only the pattern of the runes, but also the direction and changes of the spiritual energy when drawing the talisman.

Just learning the rune patterns without knowing the direction and changes of the spiritual energy is just a show-off and there is no way you can succeed.

Xu Lin was not in a hurry to study these soul-moving runes.

What she wanted to know most now was whether the effects of these soul-moving runes were really as good as advertised.

Of course, she wanted to know more, among these ten spirit runes, how many of them could achieve an energy utilization rate of 85%?

Today I took a shower, changed my clothes, worshipped heaven and earth, and used the metaphysical card drawing method. At least you have to give me at least two 85% soul-moving runes...right?

One card is a guarantee, and you will make a profit if you get two or more.

Full of anticipation, Xu Lin took out his mobile phone, placed the soul rune on it, activated the spiritual energy, and tested the effect.

The effect of the first one was 75%. Although Xu Lin was a little disappointed, she was still very excited.

This Soul-Traveling Rune at least proves that the Krypton Gold Becoming Immortal flagship store did not lie. The Soul-Traveling Runes they sell, even the worst one, are much better than similar products on the market.

As for the bad start...it doesn't matter, there will definitely be good things in the future.

Xu Lin quickly adjusted his mindset and continued to test the effects of the remaining runes.

However……

75%.

Still 75%.

After testing three Soul Runes in a row, all of them were 75%, which made Xu Lin look very unhappy. She couldn't help but wonder, in this pack of Soul Runes, except for one guaranteed 85%, all of them were 75%?

The unscrupulous businessman shouldn’t be that deceitful, right?

"Don't panic, there will definitely be good runes later, definitely! The three 75% runes I just opened must be related to the direction and location I tested. The feng shui of this area may not be very good today, I will try another location."

While comforting herself, Xu Lin took the remaining seven soul-moving runes and moved from the toilet to the shower room.

She even chanted a spell: "Dad, please, give me a good rune! I kowtow to you, kowtow 10,000 times... I don't ask for 85%, at least give me more than 80%?"

Perhaps the three previous blows were too great, so she lowered her requirements a little.

Don’t say it, metaphysics takes effect at this moment!

"81%? Haha, finally one of my runes is over 80%! My luck isn't as bad as I thought. Keep going, while my luck is here and the feng shui of this place is good, I'll quickly test the next few Soul-Moving Runes."

Perhaps Xu Lin's luck really turned, as the effect of each of the next two soul-enhancing runes was 84%.

Although it didn't reach 85%, she was very satisfied. If this were put into the game, it would probably be a quasi-SSR or quasi-five-star card.

The other one is directly 85%.

Seeing this effect, Xu Lin cheered immediately, but quickly calmed down: "Don't get excited, it's just a guarantee. There will definitely be another 85% rune later. Maintain this state and continue testing."

Unfortunately, her luck seemed to have run out because of these three soul-transporting runes.

As for the next four soul-moving runes, none of them had an effect above 80%, and they all hovered between 75% and 79%. Xu Lin was so angry that she stomped her feet and almost smashed her phone.

"I originally thought that no matter how deceptive this store is, it is more conscientious than the money-sucking mobile games."

"Now I know I was wrong, really wrong. In terms of defrauding money, it's no different from mobile games!"

"Ten Soul-Moving Runes! Ten!"

"Except for one guaranteed 85%, there are only two cards above 80%... If this were put in a mobile game, wouldn't it be a guaranteed five-star SSR, two three- to four-star SRs, and a bunch of garbage one- and two-star, N/R cards?"

"What's the difference between this low shipment rate and a scam mobile game?"

"Bad review! You must give a bad review! You must give a bad review no matter what!"

"I don't want to be manipulated by scammers and profiteers in my studies and work in the future!"

While Xu Lin was complaining with gritted teeth, she picked up her phone and was about to receive the goods and give a bad review.

That's right, although she was very angry, she was not going to return the goods.

Why would you want to return it? Even the worst 75% of the Soul Runes are better than similar ones on the market. Only a fool would return it!

Returning the product is impossible, never in this lifetime, but you must give a bad review!

Only in this way can the dog profiteers feel the anger of the leeks and see the resistance of the leeks!

Before Xu Lin opened the Taobao app, an angry shout suddenly came from Zhao Yuan's yard in the distance: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck—"

The sound was like thunder, which scared Xu Lin so much that she almost dropped her phone.

"What happened to Zhao Yuan?"

Xu Lin was both curious and worried, and did not bother to give a bad review. He kicked open the toilet door, jumped over the wall, and ran towards Zhao Yuan's yard.