Pay-to-Win to Immortality

I am Su Mu.

A cunning merchant who has traversed into a world of cultivation and magic!

My motto? [Pay-to-win to become immortal, grind till the end!]

Spending my own money is not...

Chapter 755 Praise the Fool

Su Mu saw a strange distortion in the space around him, and the room on the airship turned into a dark cage. The strange sound of the sea tide rang in his ears again, and he knew that he was once again dragged into a strange dream.

"Did you make an appointment? Come to me first." Su Mu sighed.

A huge skeleton appeared in front of Su Mu. It was Wei.

His body was covered with densely packed, wriggling maggots.

He lowered his head, and two balls of soul fire flickered in his empty eye sockets.

"Why, before me, other gods came to see you? Was it Gu? Or Jingwei?"

"Neither." Su Mu shook his head, "It's an old friend of yours."

"Old friend? Who is that?" Wei asked curiously.

Su Mu spread his hands and said, "He won't let me say it. Maybe when the time is right, he will meet you. After all, you two have a lot of connections."

In my heart, I was complaining: Isn't it quite related? You almost made me into a medicine man and ate me.

Wei didn't know what Su Mu was thinking. The soul fire in his eyes was beating faster. He muttered, "Is there a connection with me? Who could it be?"

Su Mu realized from Wei's series of behaviors that he really didn't know that Liang Yi was here just now.

From this, it can be seen that Wei's strength should be weaker than Liang Yi himself.

At least the power is a projection of the human world, which is not as strong as Liang Yi's clone in flesh and blood.

Otherwise it would be impossible that Liang Yi noticed his coming, but he had no idea that Liang Yi had ever appeared here.

Wei thought for a while but came up with nothing, so he stared at Su Mu and said in confusion: "How can you, a human being, always know the gods?"

For some reason, Su Mu actually heard a hint of sourness in his words, "You actually have another god outside behind my back," and he couldn't help but shiver.

"I don't want to either, but you all come to me one by one, what can I do? Can I still refuse?" Su Mu sighed, his tone full of helplessness.

Wei Ze thought of the mysterious fool.

Could it be that Gu, Jingwei, and the immortal who just came to find Su Mu are all related to the Fool?

It must be like this!

Otherwise, why would all of them, gods, come to find Su Mu?

It can't be because of this mortal who can give them wine and snacks, and let them have games to play and TV series to watch, right?

By blaming the matter on the mysterious fool, Wei felt that everything seemed to make sense.

So he stopped dwelling on the question and asked, "Where have you been these days? Why can't I get in touch with you? I thought you were dead."

"Can you speak? Can you say something nice?" Su Mu rolled his eyes at him unhappily, then said, "I went to the Yuanjiao Secret Realm."

"Why did you go to Yuanjiao Secret Realm?"

"Do you think I want to? I was sucked in by the two great demons He Yu and Bai Gu..."

Su Mu roughly recounted what happened to Wei, and then he became curious: "That's not right. When I was in the Yuanjiao secret realm, Gu and Jingwei could contact me, why couldn't you?"

"That's because Gu and Jingwei both gave you tokens..."

"But you also have a maggot here with me, and that maggot has your bones and blood in its stomach, so it should be better than an ordinary token, right?"

Although there was no flesh on Wei's face, Su Mu could feel that his expression at the moment was a little awkward.

Wei groaned and said, "That's different! Besides, the maggot has my blood. It ate my flesh and blood, so it can be called my blood? Then how many female mosquitoes will have your blood in the summer? You scumbag!"

I'm still single, how come I'm a scumbag? Why don't you call me Aquaman?

As for what is different...

Haha, in my opinion, there is no difference. It’s just that your strength is not enough to project your clone into the Yuanjiao Secret Realm!

Although Su Mu did not say these words, Wei guessed them and hurriedly defended himself: "There is a reason why I am not strong enough. If they were eaten by so many maggots, they would also be weak."

This reason is reliable. Su Mu did not continue this topic and asked, "What's the matter with you coming to see me?"

"You've messed me up so much that I almost forgot about the important things." Wei first complained, and then said, "Didn't you give me some information and medical reports before and asked me to help study why the path to becoming a god for cultivators was cut off?"

"Why, you figured it out? So quickly."

Su Mu was very surprised. He originally thought that Wei came to him to question him about the "Thunder" incident, but he didn't expect that it was not the case.

Wei shook his head and said, "How can the results come out so quickly? I can only say that I have made some discoveries. I was afraid that you would be anxious, so I thought of informing you first."

Su Mu sneered in his heart: Are you afraid that I will be anxious? It sounds good, but you clearly want to use these findings to exchange information about the Fool from me!

As expected, Wei immediately said, "In order to obtain these discoveries, I have also spent a lot of energy... So, you have to give me more information and clues about the Fool."

Su Mu smiled bitterly: I have been struggling on the brink of life and death these days, how can I give you new information and clues? You know, it takes a lot of effort to compile these things. It is easy to talk nonsense, but it will be seen through at a glance...

Su Mu was thinking about countermeasures in his mind, while stalling for time and said: "Didn't I give you a clue before? Why, still no results?"

"The clues you gave me last time were very useful. My followers and I have analyzed and investigated them and found some results. This has given me a vague idea of ​​the Fool, but it is not enough! I need more clues!"

In fact, although Wei and his followers came to some analytical results based on the clues given by Su Mu, they all seemed specious.

Therefore, in Wei's heart, he actually had doubts, is there really a god in this world with the code name "Fool"?

This time he came to see Su Mu, not only because he had made a discovery in his research, but also because he wanted to question him.

However, when he saw Su Mu, he dispelled his doubts.

Because he discovered that Su Mu's strength had improved by several levels compared to the last time they met, and he had even entered the realm of demigod.

Wei was very surprised by this, and at the same time, because of this, he believed that the Fool really existed.

"It hasn't been that long, and this kid has already ascended to the realm of demigod... I don't believe that there isn't a mysterious and powerful 'The Fool' behind him. It can also be seen that he must be very popular with the Fool, otherwise he wouldn't have been treated this way!"

Su Mu was also surprised at this moment: You and your followers were able to analyze and investigate the thunder that I made up last time?

Wow, you guys are really good at this! You must have gotten full marks on reading comprehension and analyzing the author's thoughts and emotions before, right?

For a while, Su Mu couldn't come up with any new clues about the Fool for Wei, so he said, "I can't give you new clues for now. I need to see the attitude of the Great Fool... But I can give you something else in exchange for your research findings."

Wei was somewhat disdainful: "What? Can it be compared with the clues related to the Fool?"

Su Mu smiled and said, "This thing can relieve the torture of maggots on you... How about it, are you interested? Do you want it?"

Wei was stunned when he heard this, and the two balls of soul fire in his eye sockets shook violently, showing that his inner emotions were fluctuating violently.

He shook his body, shaking off many maggots, but more maggots were immediately born on his body.

However, he ignored the maggots and stared at Su Mu with his empty eyes, asking word by word: "Are you kidding me?"

Su Mu looked straight at him. Far from being afraid, he was smiling: "I'm not so reckless as to joke with my own life."

"Do you really have a way to relieve the torture caused by the maggots to me?" Wei asked again, his voice becoming much louder and more rapid than before.

"Of course it's true. If you don't believe me, I can give you a trial copy to see the effect."

Su Mu waved his hand and a paste flew out, instantly covering Wei's entire body.

Wei looked down at the paste on his body, smelled the fragrance, and said hesitantly: "What did you apply to me? Food? Spice? Are you going to roast me? Or feed the maggots? It's useless. These maggots won't eat anything except me..."

Wei Ben thought Su Mu was really capable, but he didn't expect that this was all he was capable of. He couldn't help but feel disappointed.

But the next moment, his disappointment turned into surprise.

Because he saw the maggots on his body, they were actually very interested in the paste and started eating it, and there was even a fight over it.

"how so?"

Wei was so surprised that his mouth opened wide, even causing his jaw to dislocate. He quickly closed it with his hands.

The jawbone without flesh covering it is so troublesome.

Wei had no idea that ever since Su Mu got the maggots, he had been researching them through paid plug-ins, and had mastered a series of knowledge related to maggot breeding techniques and so on.

While in the secret realm of Yuanjiao, Su Mu got a batch of rare and strange materials, and he developed a magical delicacy similar to catnip.

However, this kind of magical food is not for cats, but is specifically for maggots.

Maggots are extremely interested in this kind of spiritual food and will eat it as long as it does not affect the mission.

After eating this magical food, they will not die, but will enter a hibernation state and sleep for a period of time.

At this moment Wei had noticed that the maggots in his body began to sleep soundly as if they were drunk after eating the paste.

As soon as the maggots fell asleep, the pain and torture he suffered was immediately alleviated a lot!

Although it did not completely subside, it was able to alleviate some of the pain, which surprised Wei very much.

Over the past thousands of years, the pain and suffering he has endured has never diminished!

Fortunately, this spiritual food would not kill the maggots, otherwise it would not be able to help relieve the pain. Because the maggots in its body would never die, and when an old one died, a new one would be born immediately.

What Wei didn't know was that the spiritual food developed by Su Mu actually had the greatest effect, which was to make all the maggots fall into a deep sleep, completely eliminating the pain and torture he had endured.

However, this is a trial pack, so the effect will definitely not be the best.

Even the efficacy of the initial products will not be given too good by Su Mu.

He had to leave room for improvement later, so that Wei would feel that Su Mu had always taken his affairs to heart and was constantly investing his energy to help him improve...

"What do you think? I didn't lie to you, did I?" Su Mu said.

"No, no."

Wei shook his head like a rattle, and it even fell off with a "gurgle" sound because the noise was so loud.

He picked it up hastily and asked, "Where did you get this magical ointment?"

"The Great Fool, of course."

"Oh, praise the fool!"