Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
This guy is quite handsome, but he looks like a loser at first glance, with a gleam of lust in his eyes.
"Mr. Tang, I've practiced martial arts. I can be your security guard. I have over ten years of experience in security. I can spot any bad actors at a glance. They won't escape my sharp eyes."
Someone immediately retorted: "San'er, when the hell did you ever work as a security guard? How come I didn't know?"
"I know. San'er worked in a pyramid scheme company for seven or eight years. Are you working as a security guard there?"
"Ah, you guys who are involved in pyramid schemes, everyone, be careful, these people don't tell the truth in anything they say, be careful you get fooled."
"I've also heard that people in pyramid schemes are particularly good at brainwashing."
"Cherish life and stay away from pyramid schemes."
"Zhang Ergou, I'm going to fuck your ancestors!"
"Hehe, I've exposed you, right? Go ahead and fuck me if you're brave enough. Do you want me to take you to my ancestral grave?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"You are so shameless. If you want to be a security guard, you must have good character."
A man in his twenties said indignantly, leaving everyone stunned.
Then, he turned to Tang Xiaobao and smiled, saying, "Mr. Tang, I'm a fan of yours. I'm from Hubei. I often help old ladies cross the street. I'm also passionate about charity work and am a volunteer for several charity organizations here. I've saved children from drowning three times, saved women from jumping into the river four times, and appeared on our city's TV station eight times. I was named a citywide model of bravery. My character is absolutely impeccable. Please hire me."
puff!
Everyone laughed.
laugh at!
Tang Xiaobao was overwhelmed.
This time, his three views were really refreshed.
In order to apply for a job, they will do anything.