Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
The man said helplessly: "Okay, okay, then you guys make way, I'll leave first, you guys continue to guard."
The crowd immediately made way for him.
The man muttered and shook his head as he walked to Zhou Haiyan's car, opened the passenger door and got in.
"Drive, what are you standing there for?"
Zhou Haiyan looked nervous: "Who are you? Did you come to the wrong place? Get down quickly, or I will call for help."
The man was stunned and burst into laughter. He rubbed his face for a while, looked up again and smiled strangely at Zhou Haiyan.
"Ah, you, you, you—"
Zhou Haiyan covered her mouth in surprise.
"What are you talking about? Don't you know that I can disguise myself?"
Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes and threw the work badge in his hand onto the center console in front of him: "Remember to return this work badge to your colleague tomorrow. I borrowed it."
Zhou Haiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry. While driving, she asked, "Can you also disguise yourself?"
"Ah, didn't you know? People are spreading this all over the internet. It's no longer a secret."
Tang Xiaobao was a little surprised.
Zhou Haiyan said awkwardly, "I don't usually pay attention to your news. Although I've heard this rumor, I never thought it was true."
"Why!"
Tang Xiaobao sighed, clutching his chest and said, "Oh, I'm hurt, so hurt."
"What's there to be hurt about?"
"We are best friends. How can you dislike me? You don't want to understand my situation at all. It really makes me sad. I have no charm in front of you at all."
Tang Xiaobao said exaggeratedly.
Zhou Haiyan smiled and said, "We just became good friends tonight. This afternoon, you are a stranger to me."
"Not accurate. It's the object of your dislike."
Tang Xiaobao added.
"That's good to know."
Zhou Haiyan glanced at him and said, "You really are a good actor. You acted very convincingly just now."
"Of course, I've made movies before. Have you seen that chivalrous film? Isn't my acting really good?"
Tang Xiaobao started to show off.
"I've seen it, but I regret it. It lacks any technical skills. That's not acting, that's just pretending to be cool."
Zhou Haiyan bluntly attacked, "Also, you could have left earlier, but you insisted on talking so much nonsense with them. Aren't you just looking for trouble?"
Tang Xiaobao said depressedly, "I just wanted to show you my acting skills. No one else recognized me, and you didn't recognize me either. And you still don't acknowledge my acting skills? You're just deceiving yourself!"
"Rather than saying your acting is good, it's better to say your disguise skills are amazing."
Zhou Haiyan rolled her eyes at him and changed the subject: "Where are we going for a late-night snack?"
"I don't know. I'm not familiar with Yanjing. You can choose the place."
Tang Xiaobao stopped talking nonsense and spoke the truth.
"Okay, I'll choose the place, but no drinking tonight."
Zhou Haiyan said.
Tang Xiaobao exclaimed, "You can't drink beer either?"
"cannot."
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
About half an hour later, Zhou Haiyan drove the car into an upscale residential area and finally parked it in a garage.
get off.
Tang Xiaobao was embarrassed: "No way, you are not going to take me to your house for a midnight snack, and you cook it yourself? Do you live here?"
Zhou Haiyan remained calm: "Yes, I live here. Do you want to eat the midnight snack I made?"
Tang Xiaobao smiled awkwardly and said, "I do, but that would be so embarrassing. We just met. Wouldn't it be inappropriate for me to go to your house?"
"I live alone in my house."
ah?
Tang Xiaobao was dumbfounded and stared at Zhou Haiyan blankly.
What's going on?
Didn’t we say we were good friends?
This is blatant seduction, okay?
puff!
"You're thinking too much. You even want to come to my house. How dare you think that? Let's go and eat outside the community."
Zhou Haiyan stopped teasing Tang Xiaobao and walked out of the community with her bag.
Tang Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, but also felt a little disappointed. He followed behind and complained, "Stingy."
"What did you say?"
Zhou Haiyan stopped and asked.
"I said I was hungry."
Tang Xiaobao said seriously.
"Let's go."
When they got outside the community, Zhou Haiyan took Tang Xiaobao to a barbecue stall next to the main gate and said to the owner, "Boss, give me two bowls of hot and sour noodles and twenty more grilled meat skewers."
The boss seemed to recognize Zhou Haiyan and said with a smile: "Haiyan, it's time to get off work. Come and sit down. I'll cook for you."
Tang Xiaobao had changed his appearance again, and the boss couldn't recognize him, but he still looked at him a few more times.
The two sat down.
Tang Xiaobao remained silent.
"What's wrong? Are you dissatisfied?"
Zhou Haiyan asked.
Tang Xiaobao nodded and whispered, "You're really stingy. You're a well-known host, and you actually treated me to hot and sour noodles."
"You don't like barbecue?"
Zhou Haiyan asked.
Tang Xiaobao said, "Who said I don't like it? I'm just curious. I come from a humble background, so it's understandable that I like eating at street stalls. But you are a woman full of poetry, so refined and well-educated, how could you fall in love with a place like this?"
Zhou Haiyan smiled and said, "Are you trying to say that I'm a goddess?"
"Yes, you are the goddess."
"But the goddess is also a human being, so what's wrong with liking snacks from this kind of place?"
Tang Xiaobao was stunned and gave a thumbs up: "Your realm is still higher, I am convinced."
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