Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
besides……
Tang Xiaobao thought too much.
But what annoyed him the most was that he had tried every possible means to set a trap for this senior, so how could he let Zheng Wen ruin the whole thing? No, this must not happen!
At the beginning, Tang Xiaobao didn't think about proving anything, nor did he think about showing off in front of so many people, but the senior student kept pressing on and wouldn't give in.
Everyone has a temper, and Tang Xiaobao has always had a bad temper.
Since you want to provoke him, you should bear the corresponding consequences. You want to punish me, so you should also be prepared to be punished.
Tang Xiaobao has no psychological burden about this.
He took a step forward, pulled Zheng Wen behind him, and said angrily, "Men are doing things, why should women butt in?"
Hey, how domineering!
"you--"
Zheng Wen was stunned, pointing at Tang Xiaobao and roaring in her heart.
Okay, Tang Xiaobao, I'm helping you, and you still dare to act like a bully and say such things to me. Do you really think I'm your girlfriend?!
But no matter how much she roared in her heart, she couldn't argue with Tang Xiaobao.
If I say now, "I'm not your girlfriend, I just want to help you," who would believe me? Besides, wouldn't that be contradicting myself?
Okay, I'll endure it for now. Since you want to be tortured, I won't save you. Humph!
Zheng Wen comforted herself angrily.
But deep down, there is always some worry.
After all, she didn't want Tang Xiaobao to embarrass himself.
But now that things have come to this, it is too late to back down, and she can only let Tang Xiaobao come.
Since you are destined to make a fool of yourself, I will let you feel your presence in front of me. Yell, beautiful lady, at least for this moment, you are awesome. I will let you feel good once...
Tang Xiaobao asked his senior, "How do you prove it? Do you bring all the books I've read here and ask me about them one by one, or what?"
This statement seems to be pretentious!
Many people looked at him with disdain.
You just said you read over 200 books. Now take them all out and check them one by one. How dare you say that?!
Shameless, so shameless!
The senior laughed. "Why bother? Aren't these books something you've already read? There are more than a dozen of them. I'll pick three at random and randomly check one key point from each. If you can recite them, you win. As long as you get the general idea right, that's fine. I'll consider myself taking care of you, right?"
"You don't have to take care of them. You can take any test you want on these books. If I answer a word wrong, I lose!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand generously.
This time, more students looked at him with disdain.
Shameless, so shameless!
"Look, the exciting part is coming. Take out your phone and record it quickly to keep it as a souvenir!"
"I've been ready for this for a long time. I'm so excited. What's going on?"
"I'm so excited too. I'm the top scorer in the national college entrance exam. Hey, I even set a record. I was so shameless today, I really set a record..."
…
The senior student picked up three books at random and started asking Tang Xiaobao questions.
“Please explain invasive and non-invasive tests in heart disease cases!”
Tang Xiaobao closed his eyes, his mind racing. Immediately, a sentence flashed through his mind. He opened his eyes and answered, "Invasive tests mainly include cardiac catheterization and the selective cardiovascular angiography performed in conjunction with it, measurement of cardiac output using a dilution curve using a selective indicator (including temperature), intracardiac electrocardiogram (ECG), His bundle electrogram, endocardial and epicardial ECG mapping, endomyocardial biopsy, cardiac ultrasound imaging, and cardiovascular endoscopy. Non-invasive tests include various types of ECG, echocardiography, Doppler ultrasound, real-time myocardial echocardiography, and digital subtraction angiography."
The senior student had a look of ridicule on his face at first, but gradually, his expression became a little strange. He stared at the book in his hand, trying to find the mistakes word by word. Unfortunately, in the end, Tang Xiaobao memorized the whole book without changing a single word.
He sneered and said, "You're lucky. You've read it before. Your memory is pretty good. I'll change it."
The students were all ready to watch the show, and as a result, Tang Xiaobao actually answered the question.
"Oh my god, can you really recite it?"
"Luck, this must be luck."
"That's right, I wouldn't believe he's that awesome even if you beat me to death!"
"You're stupid, you must have seen this before!"
"Let's wait and see. The best is yet to come. Next time, he won't have such a good opportunity!"
…
The senior student found a new book, and this time he was much more cautious: "Please recite the knowledge points related to eyebrow cream."
This question is more complicated.
First of all, many people have never heard of eyebrow cream. In fact, it is an ancient recipe.
The problem is that Tang Xiaobao has to memorize the detailed introduction to this recipe, which is extremely difficult.
This senior also studied medicine, so he certainly knew the difficulty involved.
He himself had never heard of this, and many senior medical students present had also not heard of it.
"What is eyebrow balm?"
"I don't know either. It seems to be some kind of ointment?"
"I know, it's an ancient medicinal recipe. I think I've seen it before, but the question you put is problematic. Do I have to memorize the recipe, or do I have to memorize all the relevant information?"
"It looks like Tang Xiaobao is doomed. I bet he hasn't read this book."
"Let's watch the show, haha."
…
Tang Xiaobao smiled calmly. "The eyebrow cream is also known as weaning eyebrow cream or weaning eyebrow powder. The recipe: three gardenias, stir-fry until the essence is preserved, add a little realgar and chen hao. The preparation method: grind the above into powder, add a little sesame oil and talcum powder, and mix well... Weaning eyebrow cream is recorded in Volume 7 of "Shou Shi Bao Yuan", and weaning eyebrow powder is recorded in "Experience Various Secret Prescriptions Collection". The realgar in the recipe is called "orpiment" in "Feng's Jin Nang"."
Everyone stared at Tang Xiaobao as if they had seen a ghost.
Damn, is this going against the will of heaven?
They had not read the book and did not know what eyebrow cream meant, but they knew just by listening to the content that Tang Xiaobao must have recited it correctly.
The senior who asked the question was also stunned, his lips trembling as he said, "You, you, you are incredibly lucky. Have you seen this before?"
"Go ahead and ask. You still have one chance. Think about it carefully. If you ask the wrong question this time, you will have to kneel down and apologize to me." Tang Xiaobao blinked and smiled with a calm expression, as if he didn't feel any sense of accomplishment at all for answering such an unfamiliar question.
"I have a bad feeling this guy really has a photographic memory!"
"Absolutely impossible. This is just luck. It's a pity I wasn't the one asking the question, otherwise, I would have given him a hard time!"
"I can't guarantee anything now, but Tang Xiaobao is really amazing. He remembers this kind of knowledge so clearly. Even if he has seen it before, it is still amazing."
"Well, I'm a little impressed by this kid. He's only a freshman, but he's already accumulated so much knowledge..."
"Let's wait and see. I don't think he can answer this question."
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