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The process of going to the prehistoric continent is extremely difficult.
Tang Xiaobao suffered great pain and eventually lost his memory.
Therefore, Tang Xiaobao was mentally prepared to leave the prehistoric continent.
However, perhaps because this time they were all real immortals, all the preparations were useless and everything went extremely smoothly.
A golden light flashed, and Tang Xiaobao and his companions landed on a hill.
There are mountains and forests nearby, and in the distance, you can see the skyscrapers of the city.
It can be seen at a glance that this place is in Yanjing and not far from the city.
Lan Nu, the little princess Jin Feng, and Qing Luo were closely accompanying Tang Xiaobao. Zhang Xiaohua, the Fairy of Flowers, and Roaring Sky Dog were all staying in the magic ring.
Because he had stayed in the magic ring for too long, Lan Nu finally became an immortal this time and never wanted to go back to the magic ring again.
She and Zhang Xiaohua didn't get along very well. She didn't know if it was because their horoscopes were incompatible, or maybe she had been bullied too much by Zhang Xiaohua in the past. In short, she didn't want to stay with Zhang Xiaohua at all now.
There is really a sense of freedom that the sky is high enough for birds to fly and the sea is wide enough for fish to leap.
The air quality on Earth is not comparable to that of the prehistoric continent. The little princesses Jinfeng and Qingluo frowned slightly. They felt the change in air quality.
At this moment, a thunder exploded out of nowhere, and a bolt of lightning fell from the sky.
Before they could react, the thunderbolt fell on the little princess's head and knocked her to the ground.
Then, several more bolts of thunder fell from the sky.
This time, Tang Xiaobao reacted quickly and punched the thunderbolt directly, breaking it apart.
Next, he threw punches continuously, protecting several people.
He was a little confused.
Didn’t Lan Nu become an immortal? Why is there still a heavenly tribulation?
Yes, he confirmed that this was the legendary heavenly calamity.
He had seen it too.
But this time, the heavenly tribulation is much more severe than the previous ones.
The lightning as thick as yellow barrels kept falling, making Tang Xiaobao depressed and angry.
After all, he is the descendant of the great god Pangu, and now he has truly become an immortal. Ordinary immortals are no match for him. This heavenly tribulation does not give him any face at all and dares to hit him!
After a while, the thunder stopped.
The sky was covered with dark clouds, and a large black cloud loomed over the heads of several people.
There is lightning, flashing through it.
It is obvious that this heavenly calamity has not ended yet, and it seems that a big move is brewing.
The surrounding forests have caught fire and the fire is getting bigger.
Tang Xiaobao had no time to care about anything else, he just stared at the dark cloud in the sky.
He could take a few women away, but the heavenly tribulation would inevitably follow, which would prevent him from leaving.
It's just a forest fire here. If we go to a downtown area, thunder may strike and cause a big fire, which may hurt innocent people.
He can't do that.
But, I am really angry.
Moreover, he was somewhat confused.
At this moment, Fairy Baihua and Zhang Xiaohua appeared beside them.
The two women looked at the sky with serious expressions, frowning and remaining silent.
Tang Xiaobao asked angrily, "What's going on? Why is there a heavenly tribulation right after they come back? Aren't they already immortals?"
Fairy Baihua and Zhang Xiaohua looked at each other and nodded slightly.
Zhang Xiaohua seemed to still have some resentment. She said with a bit of gloating: "Who told you to be so fickle? You deserve to be struck by lightning!"
sweat……
What does this have to do with that...
Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes and asked Fairy Baihua: "Do you know what's going on?"
The Fairy of Flowers said, "I've never seen such a severe heavenly tribulation. Actually, it's easy to explain."
"Then you should explain it."
Tang Xiaobao became anxious.
Fairy Baihua said, "The Great Desolate Continent doesn't belong to the Three Realms. If you become an immortal there, there's naturally no heavenly tribulation. But in the human realm, it's under the jurisdiction of the Three Realms. Heaven and earth have discerning eyes that can distinguish the true from the false, and they can naturally sense your realm and cultivation. When they determine that you've become immortals, they'll think you're cheating. Think about it, it's like two systems, each with its own rules. You just don't have to come here. If you come, the heavenly tribulation will descend. Moreover, I've discovered that although the three of them have become immortals, including you, they haven't yet achieved the Golden Body. In the Three Realms, anyone who is an immortal will have a Golden Body, and building the Golden Body is the last step in becoming an immortal, and you must complete it."
"I think I understand a little bit, but how do I make a golden statue?"
Tang Xiaobao asked.
The Fairy of Flowers said, "You can't protect them. You all must rely on your own abilities to withstand the calamity. As long as you can hold on, you can create a golden body and be immune to the harm of mortals."
"What if they can't hold on?"
"Then it will be reduced to ashes."
Zhang Xiaohua interjected, "So, those who can't cheat can only bear it on their own."
Tang Xiaobao had a black line on his forehead.
He has the energy of chaos, so naturally he doesn't take this natural tribulation seriously.
Look, he can even disperse the thunder with just one punch.
But the three daughters of Kelannu are not up to the task, especially the little princesses Jinfeng and Qingluo. They are all mortals, and Tang Xiaobao forced them into the ranks of immortals. Their foundation is very shallow, so how can they handle it?
Seeing his worry, Qingluo said firmly: "Husband, let me do it myself. I believe I can handle it."
The little princess was not willing to be left behind: "Yes, I will definitely get through it too."
Lan Nu blushed: "Husband, I can do it too."
"this--"
"Idiot, there is danger, and we are here. You can also take action. Just don't take it all for them. Just save their lives. This is good for them and it is not against the rules. This is also the rule of heaven and earth." Zhang Xiaohua said.
Tang Xiaobao said angrily, "What a bullshit rule! I'm going to abolish it sooner or later. If this heavenly tribulation really exists, I'm going to settle the score with him sooner or later, humph."
The Fairy of Flowers said, "This calamity in the human world is also real. It is the will of the world in this human world."
ah?
Tang Xiaobao was stunned: "Where can I find him?"
“He’s everywhere.”
The Flower Fairy smiled.
After saying that, she looked at the sky.
When Tang Xiaobao looked up, he vaguely felt that someone was spying on him from the dark cloud, and then quickly disappeared without a trace.
Is that the will of the world?
In charge of the existence of this world?
Is he responsible for managing the heavenly tribulation?
Tang Xiaobao pointed to the sky and cursed: "Fuck your grandmother's heavenly tribulation, I can feel you, if you know what's good for you, don't hurt their lives. If you dare to hurt them, sooner or later I will make you pay, humph!"
sweat……
Threatening a catastrophe?
Zhang Xiaohua looked at him as if he were an idiot.
The Flower Fairy on the side was also staring at him as if he were a fool.
The next moment, the thunder and lightning became even louder.
It seemed as if Tang Xiaobao's words had successfully angered the will of the world.
An extremely spectacular thunderbolt, ten times thicker than a yellow barrel, fell from the sky and hit Tang Xiaobao on the head.