Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
Tang Xiaobao was about to speak when Ji Xueping couldn't help herself and said to the waiter, "Can you take down that pink bag so I can see it?"
"Do you want to buy it?"
"I'm just looking at it, not buying it."
"What's so good about it? This bag is worth over 200,000 yuan. If you want to feast your eyes, you can take a look at the bags below. However, the bags here are at least several thousand yuan."
"you--"
Ji Xueping was very angry.
Tang Xiaobao also frowned.
Isn't this waiter too disrespectful?
At this moment, Ji Xueping was pushed by someone, and a charming woman came over. She looked at a red bag on the shelf, her eyes shining, and said in surprise: "Wow, honey, that red bag is so beautiful, I want to buy it."
A man came over.
The man was probably in his fifties, more than a head older than the woman, bald, with a briefcase tucked under his arm and a gold necklace around his neck as thick as a thumb. He looked like a rich man.
However, Tang Xiaobao could see that this man was just pretending.
The gold necklace is fake.
There was some money in his bag, but it was definitely not more than 20,000 yuan.
Pretending to be rich?
Tang Xiaobao laughed.
That red bag is worth more than 100,000 yuan, and this man definitely can't afford it.
Swipe card?
The chain he wears is fake, can he use it to pay with a credit card?
Even if I had the money, I probably wouldn't be willing to spend it.
Tang Xiaobao had an idea in mind.
He pulled Ji Xueping over and whispered in his ear, "Don't get angry yet. Watch a show with me."
Seeing that Tang Xiaobao was acting mysterious, Ji Xueping agreed.
Next, it’s time for the show to begin.
As soon as the waiter saw the couple, he immediately became warm and respectful.
"Miss, you have excellent taste. This bag is one of the more high-end LV brands. It goes perfectly with your figure and temperament. It's also not expensive. It's only 128,800. I'll get it for you right away."
Unexpectedly, the bald man quickly shouted: "No, I don't like this one."
"Sir, this one—"
The waitress was anxious and tried to persuade her, but the bald man interrupted her: "I told you I don't like it. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
The waiter blushed and didn't know what to say, so he looked at the woman.
The woman felt a little aggrieved when she heard this: "Honey, I really like it. I think this bag suits my temperament very well. This beautiful lady just said so too."
"Baby, don't listen to her nonsense. She's trying to trick you into buying it. Even if it's an ugly one, she'll still say it's pretty. Besides, this bag really doesn't suit you. I think this one is pretty good."
The bald man pointed to a bag below.
This bag is only worth 8,888 yuan, which is considered very low-end.
The woman took one look at it, didn't like it, and pouted, saying, "This bag is so ugly."
The bald man frowned and said, "What kind of taste do you have? This bag suits you so well."
"But it's less than 10,000 yuan. It's too cheap. If I take it out, my classmates will laugh at me."
sweat……
I let it slip.
classmate?
This is still a student.
Tang Xiaobao, who was standing aside, finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The man was feeling awkward. When he heard Tang Xiaobao laughing, he looked over and said angrily, "What are you laughing at? Is it funny?"
"No, no, I just thought of something funny. Please continue."
Tang Xiaobao said while suppressing his laughter.
"Hubby, he's laughing at you."
The female student was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
The bald man's forehead was covered with black lines. He narrowed his eyes at Tang Xiaobao and said, "Are you laughing at me?"
"No."
Tang Xiaobao flatly denied it.
"Waiter, how do you do your job? How can you let such a person into such a high-end place? A poor bastard actually laughed at me here. It really ruined my shopping experience. Kick him out. I will buy this bag. Otherwise, we will leave now."
"husband……"
The female student said in a coquettish tone that she didn't like the bag because it was too cheap.
"obedient."
The bald man said in a muffled voice.
The female student shut up in displeasure, but glared at Tang Xiaobao fiercely: "Exactly, poor bastards like you are so shameless. You come into a place like this, just to satisfy your eyes. Can you afford it? You're ruining our shopping mood. Waiter, tell them to get out of here."
Ji Xueping was very angry.
Damn, this is too bullying, right?
The waiter on the side was also dissatisfied
He said to Tang Xiaobao, "Sir, if you don't want to buy, please get out now and don't affect our business."
Tang Xiaobao smiled and said, "Who said I can't afford it?"
"Then why don't you buy it for us to see."
The female student taunted, "Why are you pretending?"
"Okay, I'm definitely going to buy a bag today, but before I do, I have something to say. Didn't you just want to know why I was laughing? Let me tell you!"
Tang Xiaobao pointed at the bald man and laughed, "You say I'm pretending, but tell me, are you pretending? With such a big bag, the money in it can't be more than 20,000 yuan, right?"
"fart!"
The bald man shouted, his face flushing.
"Oh, I farted? I think it was you who farted. Since you're so afraid of me exposing your shortcomings, I'll reveal another piece of information. The necklace around your neck must be fake. If you don't agree, take it off and I'll prove it to you right away!"
When you hit someone, hit them in the face; when you talk about someone, point out their shortcomings.
Tang Xiaobao doesn't have a good impression of bald men.
He is so old, but he actually cheated on a student girl.
Well, that girl is not a good person either, but at least you have to be rich. If you have no money at all, why are you pretending to be a rich man? You even keep a female student as your mistress. How shameless are you!
Therefore, Tang Xiaobao severely struck down the man's arrogance.
His words immediately made the bald man furious.
The female student on the side was also dumbfounded.
"You, you, you are talking nonsense, how could my husband be like what you said!"
The female student was also anxious.
Tang Xiaobao curled his lips and said, "Little sister, you are just a student. How can you have a husband? Don't you feel embarrassed? He can be your father. You want to be kept by someone and live a rich life. I can't say anything to you. This is your own choice, but you should at least open your eyes. You are blind. You have been deceived by this old man and you don't even know it. Tsk tsk, I really feel sorry for you. You said that the bag is not worthy of you. That's nonsense. He just can't afford it!"
The female student's face turned pale and she was shaking with anger.
"Hubby, prove it to him, I want that bag, buy it for me!"
The female student spoke directly to the bald man.
If you want to prove your financial ability, then buy it.
She wanted to prove to Tang Xiaobao that she had a good eye and would never make a mistake.