Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
Zheng Wen felt that she had done her best and didn't say anything more.
Tang Xiaobao remained calm and composed in public.
After Zhao Haiyang's commotion, everyone's mood died down, and in the end it was Ma Xiaofeng who took the initiative to go back.
Everyone returned to Yanda and went back to their dormitories.
As soon as I entered the door, Ye Biao and Gu Hao were watching movies and artworks from the island country.
The two men were concentrating their attention and were frightened by Tang Xiaobao's roar. Ye Biao was fine, but Gu Hao, a typical otaku who had the desire but not the courage to steal, fell directly off the stool to the ground.
"Hahahaha, you are so shameless and vulgar." Tang Xiaobao laughed.
Ye Biao curled his lips, a look of disdain on his face: "You don't lack beauties, we do. Is it wrong for us to satisfy our senses? Can't we also let us fantasize a little?"
Gu Hao also looked aggrieved: "Boss, you were born in a gentle place, but you let us live in Liangshanpo. We are so pitiful."
Oh my god, what the hell is going on.
Tang Xiaobao ignored them and went to take a bath with the basin.
When he came back and lay down, the two brothers had already finished watching the movie and were discussing it.
Tang Xiaobao still ignored them and lay on the bed thinking about things.
Zhao Haiyang is here.
The top young master in Yanjing is definitely going to cause trouble. What should we do?
Of course he is not a coward.
Tang Xiaobao now has the life-saving skill of teleportation, and the innate energy that can instantly fill his body with strength. In addition, his photographic memory skill almost makes him feel like a martial artist, proficient in various martial arts. Who is he afraid of?
He is not afraid of anyone.
The key is Zhao Haiyang's character, he knows nothing about it.
And we don’t know what the relationship between Zhao Haiyang and Ouyang Huqin is like.
To be honest, Ouyang Huqin was quite close to him, and perhaps they had a mutual affection, but to say that they had developed feelings for each other was absolutely nonsense.
But after all, Old Master Ouyang had made a promise to Tang Xiaobao, and the Ouyang family was a major support for Tang Xiaobao, and they might even become allies in the future...but that wasn't the point.
The point is, Ouyang Huqin is very beautiful, and Tang Xiaobao likes her very much, so he doesn't want to make things difficult for Ouyang Huqin, and he has to consider the beauty's thoughts everywhere.
That's right, Tang Xiaobao judges people by their appearance. Hey, he has nothing to do with being a gentleman. He just likes beautiful women. Even if he can't eat them, it's pleasing to the eyes to look at them. The closer you get, the clearer you can see. The closer you get, the more opportunities you have to see.
Therefore, the root of Tang Xiaobao's entanglement is actually here...
"Boss."
Ye Biao moved closer and shouted a few more times.
Tang Xiaobao turned his head and asked, "What are you yelling about?"
"What are you thinking about?" Ye Biao grinned.
Tang Xiaobao looked alert: "Why do you care about me?"
"No, no, no, I dare not. I'm just asking. By the way, how does it feel to go on a date with your two sisters-in-law tonight?" Ye Biao licked his lips.
Gu Hao was standing aside, looking at Tang Xiaobao with envy.
"Two sisters-in-law?" Tang Xiaobao was stunned, then suddenly grinned: "It's okay, I feel okay."
"We are just very curious." Ye Biao said.
Gu Hao quickly added, "We have two questions we'd like to know the answers to. We're really curious."
"Ask." Tang Xiaobao said carelessly.
Ye Biao's eyes lit up and he asked curiously, "Which of them is my sister-in-law?"
"All of them." Tang Xiaobao started bragging.
"All of them?" Ye Biao and Gu Hao looked at each other in silence. "Boss, you're awesome. I'm impressed. But I have another question. How did you do it?"
"What did you do?"
"How do you manage to have the best of both worlds?" Ye Biao asked eagerly.
Gu Hao added, "Maybe there will be three, four, or even five ships."
Tang Xiaobao became even more cocky, giving Gu Hao a thumbs-up and chuckling, "Old Three is a smart guy. How can two women be enough for a man as outstanding as me? I have so many women around me, haha."
"Is it true?" Ye Biao asked.
Tang Xiaobao said: "Of course, there are many."
"Then how did you do it? Please share some of your experience with us brothers." Ye Biao said quickly.
Tang Xiaobao thought for a moment and said, "This is really difficult."
"No matter how big the difficulties are, we can overcome them." Ye Biao vowed.
Tang Xiaobao sighed: "Okay, if you let me do plastic surgery on you, you can become handsome, but this head, as well as intelligence, culture, background... these are hard quotients, I can't help you."
The two brothers finally reacted.
Oh my god, he is just teasing us two brothers.
Then the two brothers glared at each other.
Then, Tang Xiaobao was scolded, but he was not angry at all.
Even when being scolded by the two brothers, he even felt warm. When he was in junior high school and high school, he had a bad relationship with his classmates in the dormitory. There was no other way. His family conditions were too poor, his grades were not good, and he was always causing trouble and fighting. For a middle school student, such students should be kept at a distance and not mixed up... Therefore, Tang Xiaobao did not have any good friends. Coming here and having two brothers, he felt infinite emotion.
This is what student life should be like...
The next day, Tang Xiaobao was still sleeping when he was woken up by Ye Biao.
"Boss, breakfast is here."
Tang Xiaobao yawned and said, "Put it on the table. I'll sleep for a while."
"Boss, get up quickly. Class will start soon. Teacher Li has asked you several times." Ye Biao said.
Tang Xiaobao was stunned: "Why are you asking me?"
Ye Biao had a speechless expression. "You can't be! Do you know how many days you've been absent from class? Well, it's only you who get this treatment. If it were someone else, they would have been expelled long ago. Teacher Li asked me to take you to class today because they're electing class leaders."
"It's been so long since we elected class leaders?" Gu Hao said casually while eating breakfast, "Our class has already elected them."
Ye Biao said angrily, "Everyone knows that the monitor of our class must be the eldest brother. Otherwise, do you think we would have to wait so long? But look at him, look at his expression. Doesn't he deserve a beating? I really want to give him a good beating."
Tang Xiaobao was amused: "Want to fight? Come on, I'm always here for you."
"If I could beat you, I would have done it long ago. Humph, get up quickly. We must elect class leaders today." Ye Biao said depressedly.
Tang Xiaobao laughed and said, "Then I can't go either. You said I'll go after the class leaders are selected."
"Ah, you're not going? You don't want to be squad leader?" Ye Biao said anxiously, "This is good for your future. Do you know how many people are vying for the position? You really don't treat bean buns as solid food."
Tang Xiaobao disagreed: "Not interested."
He really wasn't interested.
He came here to study to fulfill his parents' wishes. With his current medical skills, he doesn't need to come here to study at all, so, let him be a class leader?
Bullshit!
I guess he will skip classes for a long time.
Which teacher can teach him? He is almost the only one teaching the teacher!