Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
(Today I added two chapters, a total of five chapters, this is the third chapter, everyone please collect it and support Lao Yu, thank you.)
Tang Xiaobao was very happy carrying Yaoyao on his back. This little girl was really pretty and very likable.
The mountain road was bumpy, but fortunately there was a moon, and it only took the two of them more than ten minutes to get home.
Liu Qingqing's family lived halfway up the mountain, with few houses around. What if a pervert or thief came along in the middle of the night? Tang Xiaobao started to worry again...
"Oh, I'm so tired!"
Yaoyao sat on the chair, moaning.
Tang Xiaobao wiped his sweat, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Are you still tired? Are you talking about me?"
"Tsk, I don't even bother to tell you. Don't you know how bad your back is?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
"Auntie, I want to play games." Yaoyao stretched out her hand and acted coquettishly.
Liu Qingqing said lovingly, "My phone is out of battery."
"Then charge quickly, I'm almost at level 700." Yaoyao said this with a hint of pride, like a little fighter.
Liu Qingqing said angrily: "Hurry up and do your homework. It's just right. Let Uncle Xiaobao tutor you."
After saying that, she went to boil water for Tang Xiaobao.
Yaoyao was obedient. She took out her homework book, glanced at Tang Xiaobao, chuckled twice, and looked at him with disgust.
hehe?
Tang Xiaobao was so angry that he laughed. This was really looking down on people!
"Hey, what's with that look on your face? What's so great about playing games? Are you showing off?"
"Can you play Happy Candy Crush?" Yaoyao asked without even looking up. Before Tang Xiaobao could answer, she asked again, "Can you make it to level 500?"
Tang Xiaobao was speechless.
He also played this game, but couldn't even pass the 300th level.
"Hmph, is playing games related to IQ?" Tang Xiaobao actually thought that this was nonsense. It would be strange if it had nothing to do with it, but he didn't want to admit it.
"related!"
Yaoyao raised her head, her eyes still filled with disdain: "You talk as if you are smarter than me. If you can prove that you are smarter than me, then I will let you tutor me."
Liu Qingqing handed Tang Xiaobao a glass of water and said with a smile, "This girl has been spoiled by me. Don't tell her that, it's a waste of words. Anyway, I have never said that I have won over her."
"He is a big idiot." Yaoyao curled her lips.
puff!
Tang Xiaobao spat out a mouthful of water.
Hey, are you still excited?
Okay, then uncle will play with you today!
"Look at how capable you are, little girl! Tonight, I'm going to prove it to you and show you how smart I am." Tang Xiaobao chuckled and said, "I'll give you a question. If you answer it correctly, I'll admit that you're smarter than me."
Yaoyao glanced at Tang Xiaobao as if he were an idiot and said, "Ask a question."
This posture really shows confidence!
Seeing Tang Xiaobao and his niece bickering, Liu Qingqing smiled happily. This kind of atmosphere is missing in this family. This is what makes them feel at home.
She didn't stop him, but just watched the show from the side, waiting for Tang Xiaobao to be surprised.
Others don’t understand her, and she doesn’t even understand Yaoyao. She is just a little smart guy. When it comes to intelligence, she is a little scared anyway.
She doesn't think highly of Tang Xiaobao now!
"Okay, here's the question." Tang Xiaobao rolled his eyes and calmly asked, "There are seven birds on a tree. A hunter shoots a bullet at the tree. How many birds are left?"
Tang Xiaobao looked very proud.
Liu Qingqing was a little surprised.
Is it that simple?
Seeing Tang Xiaobao's smirk, she also smiled. Oh, I understand. This question must not be that simple!
It is not normal to test second grade students with kindergarten questions!
The answer to this question seems very simple, but Tang Xiaobao has countless reasons to question it. In short, there is no standard answer to this question, and any answer is wrong.
Humph, if you dare to look down on your uncle, you must take off your pants and spank your buttocks - oh, this is too evil, I must give your young but infinitely surging self-confidence a good blow.
It’s not okay to be narcissistic at such a young age!
He waited for Yaoyao to give an answer, and also waited for a rebuttal...
As a result, Yaoyao just looked at him with even more disgust!
Tang Xiaobao became anxious. Hey, isn’t this a lie?
"Hey, can't you answer?"
Yaoyao chuckled again...
Tang Xiaobao's face flushed. "Just tell me, don't you think you're very smart? I'm not going to give you a difficult question, I'm just going to give you a simple one, so why don't you answer it?"
"If you want me to answer correctly, you have to answer some questions for me first." Yaoyao put down her pen and finally spoke.
"Ask!" Tang Xiaobao waved his hand.
Yaoyao asked, "Are there any birds with disabilities among the seven, such as those born without legs or wings?"
Tang Xiaobao's face changed.
Yaoyao continued to ask.
"Are any of these birds deaf?"
"Are any of these birds pregnant?"
"How far away is the hunter from the bird? If it's dozens of kilometers away..."
Tang Xiaobao's face flushed.
Liu Qingqing was also stunned when she heard this.
"Is the hunter's gun equipped with a silencer?"
"How good is the hunter's marksmanship? Is it possible to shoot two birds with one shot?"
Tang Xiaobao's face turned pale.
Liu Qingqing laughed so hard that her body shook.
…
Yaoyao hasn't finished asking questions yet.
But Tang Xiaobao couldn't stand it anymore. He raised his hands and shouted, "Stop!"
Yaoyao sneered: "What? You don't need my answer?"
"It's such a simple question, why are you making it so complicated?"
"Who told you to set questions that are not rigorous?"
Yaoyao chuckled twice and curled her lips, saying, "If I just give you a random answer and you set restrictions for me, then I will never get it right. There's something wrong with your question to begin with. It shows that you have a very low IQ!"
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