Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
Tang Xiaobao had no idea what to say.
He hated people who only spoke half the truth.
Communicating with the monkey is like playing charades, it's so torturous.
"They? Who are they?" Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, so you're not here for them, okay." Monkey Head stopped talking and changed the subject: "Are you Chinese? Why are you here?"
"You are a god from our Chinese country, why are you here?" Tang Xiaobao asked back.
"I do have a mission. Do you think I want to stay in this godforsaken place? If it weren't for the fact that I have to keep an eye on them... By the way, when will your innate energy turn into immortal energy? I don't want to stay in the mortal world anymore. I want to go back to heaven." The monkey head looked expectant.
Tang Xiaobao said unhappily, "I wonder when I can turn into immortal energy."
"No hurry, no hurry. When you have the spiritual energy, come and send me to heaven." The monkey waved his hand.
Tang Xiaobao said angrily: "Why should I send you to heaven?"
"Because I am the Monkey King." Monkey Head said as a matter of course, with a look of pride on his face.
Tang Xiaobao couldn't help but hit him, "You're the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but you only have a title. That's just the Jade Emperor bullying you. He just gave you a random title. Don't take it seriously. To be honest, there's no comparison between you and Marshal Tianpeng. Isn't he your senior brother? Look how majestic he is. Marshal, commanding a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, guarding the Milky Way, and even able to carry weapons when entering and leaving the Lingxiao Palace. Hey, where's your stick?"
The monkey pointed to his ear and said, "It's inside. I have no strength left and can't get it out."