Is the campus belle suffering from dysmenorrhea again? I'll give her a massage! Does the mature sister have breast cancer? Move aside, let me examine her! Is the little loli sick? Let Uncle tak...
After this self-deprecating remark, the atmosphere became harmonious again.
Everyone started laughing.
Zheng Ping interjected and said with a smile: "I am more optimistic about you. You are so talented, there will be no problem in filming."
This is to save the day.
Tang Xiaobao sighed and said, "Director Zheng is a good person. I was almost crying, and you came to comfort me. But why do I feel that your words are so fake? Are you here to finish me off? Haha."
He amused himself.
He had never been to such an occasion before and didn't understand the routine, so he could only do everything according to his own routine.
The female host smiled and said, "Alright, I won't waste your time. Mr. Tang, the reason I haven't asked you any questions is because I saved all the questions for later. Don't worry, your interview will begin next. There are quite a few questions."
Tang Xiaobao was startled: "A few questions? I'm a little nervous."
"Not many, only thirty questions in total." The female host blinked and smiled mischievously.
sweat.
Tang Xiaobao almost fainted immediately.
Holy shit, you're really here for an interview?
"First question, Mr. Tang, are you planning to be a star in the future? Why did you choose to make a movie?"
Coming already?
Tang Xiaobao didn't care. You want to ask, right? Then I will give you a straightforward answer.
"I have no interest in being a star, but whether I become one or not seems to be no longer my decision. I was drafted by a friend. Yes, it was Zhao Haiyang. He pulled me together and wept bitterly, insisting that I was the most suitable male lead. Actually, I knew his praise was fake. It was really like he wanted me to be a free laborer. By the way, I didn't get paid."
puff!
Little Swallow was the first to laugh out loud.
The reporters below were also very happy.
That’s a really bold statement, haha, so funny.
The whole audience burst into laughter, except for Zhao Haiyang, who had a sullen look on his face, looking very angry.
Oh my, Tang Xiaobao, you are so good, why am I crying so much?
"Tang Xiaobao, when did I cry in front of you? When did I beg you?" Zhao Haiyang shouted angrily.
"Hey, whoever is crying knows, Lao Zhao. As a man, you should be honest. Who says men don't cry easily? It's just that they haven't felt sad yet."
Ha ha ha ha.
There was another burst of laughter from the audience.
This rhythm is so fun.
"You are not being honest. I have never cried. Don't provoke me. I am the director."
"Hey, I'm afraid of you. If you have the guts, change your role."
"Okay, okay, you're so cruel! See you on the set!"
"Oh my, you're going to make things difficult for me. Come on, who's afraid of who? You'll be the one wasting the film!"
"Haha, you're the investor, so you're the one paying for the film anyway."
The host was laughing so hard that he was shaking. The director and the leading actor were arguing with each other. This had never happened before.
This couple is really a pair of funny people.
However, she couldn't let the two of them continue to quarrel like this. Although it was joyful, the press conference still had to go on.
"Mr. Tang, Mr. Zhao, please stop arguing. I still have twenty-nine questions." The female host said with a giggle.
Tang Xiaobao's forehead suddenly broke out in sweat, and he asked in surprise: "Are there really thirty questions?"
“It’s true.”
Zhao Haiyang smiled widely and pointed at Tang Xiaobao, saying, "Right, right, ask him a few more questions. Don't ask simple ones, ask more pointed ones."
He is gloating.
"Come on, I'm going all out today. Who's afraid of who? Just ask!" Tang Xiaobao rolled up his sleeves, attracting another group of people to laugh.
"Second question, some netizens have revealed that you are the investor this time. Some say that Mr. Tang invested in this film because he wanted to be the leading actor himself, and that this was your only condition when investing?"
puff!
Zhao Haiyang burst into laughter, slipped and fell to the ground.
Tang Xiaobao wiped his sweat and said, "Tell me, who asked such a meaningless question? Let him come out, I promise not to beat him to death. What do you mean I want to be the protagonist? I just said that I was deceived by Zhao Haiyang. Zhao Haiyang, come on, you have to prove this to me, otherwise I will stay away. I really can't do this. I'm busy. And, the investment thing is not an option. I'm digging a hole to bury myself."
He was joking, of course.
Things have come to this point, and the press conference has been held. If he says he won't film, then don't film. Apart from anything else, he can't really embarrass Zhao Haiyang.
Zhao Haiyang said, "I can't harm you in this matter, brother. It was indeed me who asked you to be the protagonist. It was also me who asked you to raise sponsorship. Also, when we set up this company, it was me who tricked you into investing money and taking a share of the investment. One thing at a time, I have to clarify this."
Tang Xiaobao laughed and said, "Host, you heard it, didn't you? He just denied it. Let me reveal something: Zhao Haiyang is really ugly when he cries."
Everyone laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
Is this still a press conference?
It feels like a special show by two funny people, it feels like the Laughing Forest Conference, it feels like Happy Comedians, it feels like a crosstalk or a skit!
"The third question is, someone asked, how many female confidantes does Mr. Tang have?"
Tang Xiaobao frowned: "What kind of question is that? It has nothing to do with the movie today, so I won't answer it."
Just so willful.
Hey, are you still asking about Mr. Tang’s privacy?
Will I say it?
Can I tell you there are a lot?
"Okay, fourth question, Mr. Tang. This time you and Yan Zi will be acting opposite each other. Are you looking forward to it? What's your impression of Yan Zi?"
Tang Xiaobao did not avoid it this time.
Because of Yan Zi's popularity, he could only answer, "Of course I'm looking forward to it. I've seen all the movies Yan Zi has made. She's a great actress and very professional in filming. I have to learn from her. As for my impression of her, she's positive and optimistic, friendly and kind to others, helpful, and well-intentioned. In short, I admire her very much, and we're good friends."
He still praised Xiaoyanzi humorously.
But this was a bit too much praise, and they were talking about unity and friendship. Xiaoyanzi blushed and could only smile awkwardly.
"Fifth question, Mr. Tang, who do you think is the most beautiful of today's female guests? Who do you like the most?"
sweat!
Damn, the problems are getting more and more serious.
A group of actresses stared at Tang Xiaobao, their eyes full of anticipation, and all of them pricked up their ears, wanting to hear how Tang Xiaobao would answer.
Tang Xiaobao blushed and said, "Can I not answer?"
"Why?"
"I don't like lying."
The host was about to say yes, but unexpectedly Hu Fei suddenly laughed and said, "Host, this question is so interesting, you can't not answer it."
"Yes, let her answer."
"We have to answer. We are all very curious."
Everyone expressed their anticipation and was determined not to allow Tang Xiaobao to avoid it.