Xu Moran, a young female police officer, lived an ordinary life until she accidentally picked up a man on the highway. From then on, the man clung to her like glue, and her meager salary had to cov...
The younger generation, puzzled, went to ask him, and also sought his advice on advanced techniques for hooking up.
Who would have thought that the once-proud and vigorous pioneer of casual sex had become as thin as a little goat.
The younger generation was shocked and wanted to know what had happened to their senior.
The originator of casual sex sighed deeply as he looked at the young man whose face was full of eagerness to learn and who was determined to make casual sex his lifelong career.
After hesitating for a long time, he finally stood up shakily from the wicker chair, took out his phone shakily, and then handed it to the younger generation.
The junior took the phone and, upon seeing what was on the screen, immediately cursed, "Damn it, senior, who is this? Just looking at that back, that ass must weigh at least 200 pounds!"
The seemingly frail and elderly woman, a seasoned hookup artist, shakily tapped her phone once more.
"Damn it, holy crap, what the hell..." The young man spat out every swear word he could think of, "This face, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to throw up my dinner from last night!"
The veteran hookup guy took back his phone, patted the younger guy's shoulder hard, and said with a pained expression, "Young man, now you finally know why I became like this, right? Now you finally know why I had to give up this life. Although hookups are risky, in the end, you can only blame yourself. Who told me to hook up? I had to finish it even if I had to cry. That night, I felt like an ant crossing a mountain tunnel, being forced to have sex ten times. Young man, if you were in my shoes, would you still continue to be this so-called pioneer?"
The younger man's mind was once again filled with the image of his predecessor's "final masterpiece"—that handsome appearance, that physique. He couldn't help but vomit up his leftover dinner from the previous night.
Learning from the mistakes of those who had tried to hook up, an unwritten rule emerged in the hookup community: if it's not a face-to-face hookup, you must first send a photo to confirm your appearance.