Xu Moran, a young female police officer, lived an ordinary life until she accidentally picked up a man on the highway. From then on, the man clung to her like glue, and her meager salary had to cov...
Young Master Pei touched his face, which had just been slapped, and asked the lewd-looking man, Lu Zibao, with a bewildered look, "Brother, do you know what a 'three-hit slap' means?"
The lewd man, Lu Zibao, held the "miracle drug" given to him by Young Master Pei, his face full of admiration for Young Master Pei. "My benefactor, of course I know about the 3-hit combo. Don't laugh at me, but I've played the 7-hit combo the most times."
Young Master Pei was stunned for a moment, and instantly felt that he, a veteran driver who had never even played the 3-hit combo, had become a novice just starting out in front of Lu Zibao, a lewd man who had played the 7-hit combo.
Young Master Pei chuckled twice, "When you were playing Seven Splits, was it similar to what you were doing just now?"
When it came to his specialty, the sleazy Lu Zibao suddenly became interested, "My benefactor's... you could say it's similar, or you could say it's not..."
Just as he was about to launch into a long speech about his experience, Young Master Pei quickly interrupted, "Isn't it similar to how I explained the use of the medicine to you?"
The lewd man nodded slightly. "It is somewhat similar, but in addition to aphrodisiacs, we usually have a lot of sex toys, and there are many of us."
After listening to the lewd man's explanation, Young Master Pei finally understood why his female sex partner today mistakenly thought he had tricked her into having a threesome.
Just now, she was enthusiastically explaining how to use the pills to the lewd man, and the effect she achieved did indeed seem like preparation for the third time.
Well, now he's so confused he can't explain himself even if he had a mouth all over his body.
It's alright, we're just casual sex partners, so let the misunderstanding go. He didn't want to chase after us and yell, "Baby, you've got it wrong. We're not a threesome, it's just you and me, one-on-one, male and female singles."
Just before leaving, the sleazy Lu Zibao suddenly remembered something and turned back to Young Master Pei, saying, "My benefactor, shall we come together?"
Young Master Pei was taken aback when Lu Zibao invited him. When he came to his senses, he was shocked. This lecherous Lu Zibao actually invited him to play Three-Splitter. Fortunately, no matter how much he liked to play, he had never played it before. He immediately waved his hand and declined his offer, "Never mind, I won't go."
The lecherous Lu Zibao rested one hand on the door frame, looking embarrassed, and said, "My benefactor, I feel bad about this. If it weren't for my sake, your girl wouldn't have misunderstood you."
Young Master Pei straightened his sleeves, his face revealing a noble spirit of selflessness. "Don't be so polite. A girl who is meant to be mine will never run away, and a girl who isn't meant to be mine can't be kept no matter how hard I try."
"My benefactor." The lewd man gave Young Master Pei a thumbs up and exclaimed, "I never expected you to have such noble character, like an orchid. I won't thank you enough; I'll find another opportunity to repay your kindness in the future."
Young Master Pei waved his hand repeatedly and said calmly, "Go."
No sooner had the sleazy man left than Young Master Pei checked out and left as well. He didn't care whether the woman had escaped or not. In any case, he had already done everything he could for her—tricking the sleazy man away and delaying things for so long.
If she still fails to escape, then it can only be said that it's fate.
Since it's fate, then we can only accept it.
For example, the terrible experience he had last night, in his opinion, was fate. Because the fortune-telling software, after he entered that he had saved a girl who was almost raped, popped up a sentence: "Good fortune may be the harbinger of misfortune, and misfortune may be the harbinger of good fortune."
What does this mean?
Even the academically gifted Young Master Pei was dumbfounded when he saw that line of text.
But Young Master Pei is clever. After thinking about it, he actually realized something else. Could it be that his so-called rescue that day was actually ruining someone's good deed?
It may seem like one is using force and the other is struggling, but actually, it's just their own little pleasure.
He gave the sleazy man a laxative, causing him to return to his room, take the pill, and be about to resume his "you give in, I won't" scenario with the woman, only to have his plans disrupted by the man's ignorance of the truth.
Moreover, because the laxative he gave him was a bit too strong, the perverted man probably couldn't even leave the toilet all night, let alone do *that*.
Was it because he disrupted someone's fun that he suffered such severe retribution last night?
One day, when Bai Lu learned the truth, she couldn't help but hug Young Master Pei. Just when Young Master Pei thought she was about to say something sentimental, Bai Lu pulled out a cucumber from behind her back as if by magic.
It was a cucumber covered in thorns, with flowers blooming at the top, looking as fresh as if it had just been picked from the vine.
Young Master Pei's expression changed drastically as he looked at the cucumber. "What do you want to do?"
Bai Lu glanced at the cucumber, then at the terrified man, and said dismissively, "Why are you so nervous? I just want you to see our matchmaker."
Hehe, Huang Gua is the matchmaker. Young Master Pei dares to swear on his life that this is unprecedented. As for whether there will be any successors, he dares not guarantee.
Young Master Pei thought Bai Lu was just joking when she said the cucumber was their matchmaker. Little did he know that on the day he and Bai Lu actually got married, many people gave him all kinds of cucumbers as wedding gifts.
When he saw the gift list the butler had given him, he almost choked on his own breath.
Among the wedding guests were real cucumbers, supposedly picked from vines that very morning in New Zealand; golden cucumbers shaped like cucumbers; and jade cucumbers carved from jade...
There were so many cucumbers that for a long time, Young Master Pei was afraid of anything that looked like a long strip, and at the same time, a certain indescribable part of his body would always suddenly contract.
Getting back to the point, at the moment, Young Master Pei hadn't thought about what would happen between him and Bai Lu, who would torture him with cucumbers. He never believed in superstitions, so after randomly consulting a fortune teller online, he immediately decided to find a place with a strong incense offering to pray this weekend.
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