Alternative Title: 今天也在刑偵現場撿功德
Author: 足夭.
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-09-18
Updated: 2025-12-23
Nüwa didn't expect the merit debt from mending the sky to be repaid by working in the 21st century.
By day, she is a newly graduated metaphysics intern; at night, she is knelt to by厉 ghosts shouting for mercy from Nüwa the Empress.
The yellow weasel cries about its ancestral grave being occupied, the red-clothed school sister chains souls for revenge, and a nine-tailed demon fox appears on the eaves in a live broadcast.
The gargoyle of Notre Dame in Paris carries corpse chunks and speaks foreign words; the bronze dragon of the New York Met steals Tang Sancai pottery.
Suspect? No, that's a fugitive artifact from Sanxingdui.
During a live ghost-catching session, the barrage collectively claims to see a snake tail flash by.
Feng Tianning: No more pretending, I am Nüwa.