Please Be a Demon

Opening as a reborn General Curtain-Rolling exiled to the Flowing Sand River, just when he was about to endure the Heavenly Punishment of ten thousand swords piercing his heart, he awakened a God-t...

Chapter 304: Sage Laozi

hiss.

Li Er! ?

Shachen was stunned for a moment.

That old man with white beard is actually the sage Li Er! ?

Why is he here!?

Shachen was confused and terrified at the moment. He was even more confused, wondering why Li Er came here at this time instead of earlier.

Does Tongtian Patriarch know what happened here?

Li Er wouldn't be here to cause trouble, right? After all, Sha Chen himself knew that he had spread the Tao Te Ching everywhere, and it would be hard to say if Li Er wanted to blame him.

If he were to come and settle the score now, he would be in trouble.

Shachen felt guilty, and at the same time protected the three Phoenix sisters behind him.

After Li Er came in, he looked around and walked leisurely across the entire Liusha River.

Sha Chen even saw with his own eyes that Li Er walked through the various formations set up by Sanxiao. The Eight Gates Heavenly Locking Formation and the Hunyuan Eight Formations Diagram were completely useless against Li Er.

Li Er looked around and said, "Yes, it's very well arranged."

"The small Quicksand River has been arranged with ninety-nine eighty-one formations, mainly the Hunyuan Eight Formations and the Eight Gates Heavenly Locking Formation. Even if a Quasi-Saint came, he might not be able to leave unscathed."

Sandy's cheek twitched.

The whole truth of the Liusha River was seen through at once, which made him feel guilty.

He quickly said, "Junior Shachen, I am honored to meet the Saint."

He clasped his fists and saluted, stopping all the illusory formations of the Quicksand River, revealing his true appearance.

There are two fairy fields, and the spiritual roots and magical medicines are blowing in the fragrant wind.

There are pavilions and towers everywhere, mountains are stacked up one after another, and there is even a Tai Chi diagram on the cliff.

When the formation is not activated, the Quicksand River is no different from before.

In fact, the sand and dust don’t have much ability to keep the formation activated all the time. It only activates when the door is opened.

Be careful of someone sneaking in.

but.

Facing the sage Laozi, activating these formations is a waste of resources.

Li Er walked to the table and sat down. Sha Chen hurried forward to pour tea, and then brought peaches, osmanthus cakes, and some other snacks.

The three Phoenix sisters were watching from the side, but they were not as fearful as Shachen.

They didn't know who this old man was, but they could see that Shachen respected him very much!

and.

They did not sense any malice from the old man, and even thought he was a very ordinary old man.

Therefore.

They came to the table, sat down and looked at Li Er.

Bai Luan asked, "Old man, how did you get into our house?"

Qingluan said: "The Three Xiao Aunts helped us perfect the formation. They said that no one can get in."

Hong Luan said, "Daddy once said that people who come uninvited are bad people. But Daddy respects you very much, so you shouldn't be a bad person, right?!"

Li Er laughed heartily and said, "I am not a bad person. I was just passing by and came in to ask for a cup of tea."

Shachen quickly said, "Saint, drink tea, drink tea, not just one cup, a whole pot will do."

Li Er took a sip of the enlightenment tea and said, "You are really thoughtful in making enlightenment tea from the tender leaves of the sycamore tree."

"And you even adopted three phoenixes as daughters. You're quite brave. You're not afraid that the Phoenix Clan will cause trouble for you."

Li Er said casually and took another sip of tea.

Shachen was sweating coldly. A saint is a saint. He knows everything.

He quickly said, "I took them in because I saw they were alone and helpless and would suffer if they went out."

"If the Phoenix Clan really wants to blame me, there's nothing I can do."

Li Er chuckled, "You let Jade Rabbit take back the Wutong tree, and even destroyed their home. And you still have the nerve to say they're helpless?"

What he meant was to tell the three Phoenix sisters that they are recognizing a thief as their father.

but.

The three sisters immediately turned against each other.

He slammed the table and stood up, pointing at Li Er, and cursed: "You are so ungrateful, you idiot. You came here uninvited, and Daddy treated you to delicious food and drink, and you actually scolded our Daddy."

"And you're trying to drive a wedge between us father and daughter. That's really too much. Apologize now, or we'll burn you to death."

hiss!

Li Er was stunned.

The dust was gasping for air and almost had to rely on oxygen to survive.

He quickly held down the three sisters and told them not to do anything rash.

"Xiaobai, stop talking nonsense. You are usually quite steady. How could you talk nonsense?"

"Hurry up and apologize to the saint. He is a saint. What did I teach you on a normal day?"

The three Bai Luan sisters also reacted and realized that it was a saint!

but.

They still felt very aggrieved and looked at Li Er, refusing to apologize for a long time. However, under the threat of the sand and dust, they finally bowed their heads.

"sorry."

"Be sincere."

"I'm sorry, Saint."

Shachen became anxious when he saw the three sisters' aggrieved expressions, as if they were saying they were doing nothing wrong and still wanted him to apologize.

Li Er chuckled and said, "Alright, they are right. I was really trying to alienate you and your daughter."

Sha Chen smiled awkwardly and said, "A saint is a saint. He speaks and acts with integrity."

Li Er asked, "Are you mocking me?"

Shachen quickly said, "It's unfair, Saint. If you did it, you should admit it. This is open and aboveboard."

Li Er said, "Don't pretend. You seem to be asking them to apologize, but you are actually defending them."

He glanced at Shachen and said, "I really can't believe how honest and dull you were when you were in Heaven. And you've been secluded here, never going out. How could you be so sophisticated in the ways of the world?!"

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