Poisonous Snake! But It Can Kiss

Synopsis: [Main text concluded] Extras ongoing.

*How to raise a snake (not really) daily life, a sweet little story~

*High-and-mighty vs. Soft, White, and Sweet

*This novel is als...

Chapter 78 Fairness "Song Keling, do you want to be with me?" ...

Chapter 78 Fairness "Song Keling, do you want to be with me?" ...

When the Song brothers came out of the hot spring, Song Keling had already brought Qianqian some biscuits to eat.

The vegetarian meal we had in the evening was all vegetables, either tofu or green vegetables, which the little snake didn't like.

Now that I'm a human, I can eat snacks~

Song Wuyu and Song Huaijin were walking out while chatting. When they saw Qianqian, they exclaimed "Ouch" and paused.

Song Huaijin thought he was about to discover something.

But Song Wuyu was just nonchalant and gave her a thumbs-up while saying, "Girl, you can even find your way here, awesome!"

Qianqian looked at him, but couldn't speak because she was eating a sandwich cookie, so she just nodded. At this time, she bit off a small piece of the cookie and it broke onto the stone table.

She glanced down, picked it up and ate it.

Song Wuyu was stunned. This sister-in-law is quite frugal...

Song Keling also saw it, but Qianqian moved so quickly that she had no time to react.

Well, mainly because I didn't expect it.

It's like a child picking up a bug. One second he looks at it curiously, and the next second he puts it in his mouth at lightning speed.

Song Keling felt helpless and could only lower her voice and say to her, "If it falls off, don't eat it."

Qianqian insisted: "No, we need to save food."

At this time, the Song couple had finished soaking in the hot spring.

The two brothers greeted them and packed up their things to go back.

Song Keling and Qianqian had nothing to pack.

Seeing they weren't looking over there anymore, Song Keling continued to tell Qianqian, "But if it falls on the table, it gets dirty. It's contaminated with bacteria, so you can't eat it."

Qianqian looked at Song Keling without saying a word. She just opened her beautiful round almond-shaped eyes and ate the matcha-flavored chocolate sandwich cookies.

Even though the other person hadn't said a word, Song Keling didn't know why, but she felt like his eyes were saying, "Isn't this unclean? I used to eat like this."

Song Keling was a little helpless and said, "Human digestive intestines are different..." Having said that, she couldn't continue. Human intestines are relatively fragile, so what about humans transformed from monsters?

never mind.

Don't explain so much.

Song Keling said, "If you drop it, you can't eat it. Can you remember that?"

Qianqian nodded while eating the last piece of biscuit.

Song Keling always felt that she didn't remember it.

But Qianqian did remember it. After she finished eating, she even asked, "Can I give the food that fell off to the cat and dog?"

Song Keling: "Sure."

Qianqian suddenly became happy, "Okay, then I won't eat it anymore!"

At that time, Song Keling didn't know why she was so happy. She thought that this way there would be no food waste. It was not until she was on the way back that she came to her senses - Qianqian was probably happy because she felt that this way her identity could be distinguished from cats and dogs?

Thinking of this, Song Keling felt heartbroken again.

Indeed, jokes can be made about a modern version of the white snake being rescued to repay a favor, but in fact, the closest snakes to humans are in the form of pets.

To Song Keling, this creature is more like a test subject on the laboratory bench.

Why would anyone want to marry a test subject?

Not to mention experimental subjects, even pets, if someone were to have a wedding and hold a cat or a dog in his arms and say it was his wife, it would be completely abnormal in the eyes of others.

Not to mention a snake.

Even though this snake can transform into a human, it still cannot change the fact that it was originally just a small reptile.

Before tonight, she always thought that way. She could joke with Qianqian, go along with her, use the strategy of procrastination, and not take it seriously at all.

But now, my mother knows, and the master of the Taoist temple knows.

They are calmer than anyone else.

The world suddenly became unfamiliar to her.

It seemed like it was normal for humans and demons to be together. They were not surprised by it, and it was not something to be surprised about. In fact...

Song Keling thought that those smart little animals in human society might be monsters that could transform into humans at any time and mingle in society.

A monkey that arrogantly snatched a tourist's backpack and ran away suddenly transformed into a human, rummaging through the contents and taking them for itself. A cute female streamer performing a food show is actually a little squirrel with a hoarding habit. The leader of a circus might be a Taoist priest who catches demons, and all the animals in the cage are subdued demons unable to escape...

Song Keling was confused and thought that there was nothing strange about it.

This Earth is home to all living things.

We are all created equal.

She just knew in advance that Qianqian was transformed from a small snake, so she didn't take the topic seriously every time it was mentioned.

But what if she doesn't know?

I don't know. But in modern social situations, her various behaviors and interactions with Qianqian should have led to dating and taking responsibility a long time ago, right?

Song Keling sighed inwardly, withdrew her gaze from the car window, and stared down at the girl who was sleeping sweetly on her shoulder.

This was also the first time she looked at Qianqian as if she were looking at a girl.

Watched for a long time.

Song Keling wanted to gently touch her cheek, but the car had already slowed down and pulled over to the side of the road and arrived at the summer resort. She came to her senses and immediately put down her hand.

After a moment, she whispered, "Qianqian, Qianqian?"

Qianqian woke up rubbing her eyes.

"arrive."

"oh."

The driver came to open the car door. Song Keling got out first and then went to the other side to pick up Qianqian. She was afraid that she was still half asleep and not awake yet, so she reached out to help her.

After Qianqian was helped out of the car, she heard some noise coming from the side. She turned around and saw Mr. Song holding Mrs. Song's hand, with his other hand supporting Mrs. Song's waist, helping her out of the car.

They are husband and wife.

Qianqian withdrew her gaze and found that Song Keling was about to look towards Song Mama and the others, so she immediately cleared her throat to attract her attention.

Sure enough, Song Keling immediately turned to look at her.

Qianqian said, "Song Keling, hold my waist. I'm very sleepy now. I'll fall asleep as soon as I close my eyes..."

Song Keling thought she was exaggerating, but she still reached out to support her. Then, as her mother and father came over, she asked Qianqian, "Who are you going to sleep with tonight?"

Qianqian suddenly changed the topic to this, "Huh?"

Song Keling said, "You slept with my mother for the past few days."

Shi Yue looked at his daughter flattered when he heard this!

My daughter never calls her mom, she always calls them "Mom" and "Dad". She has been like this since she was a child. I don't know who taught her this, but no matter how I try to correct her, she just won't change.

When I was a child, it sounded cute when I called her that in a coquettish voice, but when I grew up, this name only brought a sense of distance.

Other babies are very close to their mothers from birth, but Lingling became quite independent after she grew up. When she was three years old, she would take a hot spring bath by herself without being held by her mother.

Shi Yue suspected her father had deliberately orchestrated this, punishing her by severing ties with the Shi family. But what if she had? Hadn't they long ago, with much painstaking effort, figured out that she wasn't the one who could restore the Shi family and their Daoist art to glory and reach world renown?

Shi Yue came back to his senses from his thoughts. Just as he was about to ask what the two of them were talking about, he heard Qianqian say with a hint of hesitation, "I do want to sleep with my mom, but I'm this old now..."

Qianqian originally said that after becoming a human, she would be very big and could no longer sleep in a small bag.

Shi Yue only heard the key points. When she heard Qianqian calling her mother, she realized that her daughter's "Mom" was just a conversation with Qianqian.

But now I'm calling mom...

Shi Yue thought, this is developing too fast! Is it okay to do it this fast? She looked at her husband a little bewildered.

Song Qihang gently stroked her back and gave her a soothing look.

Shi Yue then calmed down and thought that this matter had been confirmed when he reported it to the ancestor, and that Lingling was definitely her destined daughter-in-law.

It's either sooner or later, so the sooner the better.

Shi Yue then raised her head and gently touched Qianqian's hair, saying, "Qianqian, of course you slept with Lingling. Mom didn't clean up the guest room."

Song Keling's pupils dilated instantly and she looked at her mother!

The decision of where Qianqian would sleep at night was settled.

Song Keling was confused all the way and couldn't think calmly. When she brought Qianqian back to the room and they were alone, she closed the door and used her height advantage to push Qianqian against the wall.

Song Keling pursed her lips, frowned, and asked, "Did my mother really adopt you as her goddaughter? When?"

The two people are very close.

Qianqian blinked slowly. She didn't know how to explain to Song Keling that this was just a fake target meant to deceive her.

That's just a delaying tactic!

As long as she secretly asks Song's mother to make an ID card for her, she can marry Song Keling after it is done!

But Song Keling must not be let know before that, otherwise Song Keling will definitely make trouble, or find other new reasons and excuses.

Song Keling didn't know what Qianqian was thinking. She frowned and said in a serious tone, "Why didn't you say it? Do you know that older sisters can't be together?"

Qianqian said, "No, sisters can always be together, forever, because they are relatives!"

"..." Song Keling took a deep breath and corrected herself, "They are family members, not relatives. If you are registered in my household registration, we can't be together. Do you understand?"

Qianqian immediately grasped the key point, her eyes lighting up, "Song Keling, do you want to be with me? Have you decided to date me?"

Song Keling: “…”

Song Keling really didn't know why she couldn't maintain a serious atmosphere after just a few words with Qianqian. She frowned even deeper and said, "I haven't decided yet. But you have to know that if you really become my sister, the possibility of us being together is zero. If you are not my sister, the possibility of us being together is fifty percent."

Qianqian immediately muttered, "Fifty is too little!"

Song Keling: "...Sixty percent?"

Qianqian still had her mouth pouted, showing dissatisfaction.

"……seventy?"

Qianqian still didn't speak.

Song Keling felt that this was not important, it was just a probability and could be passed over in one sentence. As long as the meaning was understood, it would be fine. But Qianqian thought it was very important.

Song Keling had no choice but to say, "Then tell me how much is too little."

Qianqian looked at her with bright eyes: "It should be at least 100% fair!"

Song Keling: “?”

How is this fair?

Seeing Song Keling disagree, Qianqian immediately counted on her fingers logically for her to see. "Look, if we're sisters, the probability of us being together is zero. Then, if we're not sisters, it has to be 100%! Because if I could be your sister, then we probably can't be together. That's the relationship." After saying this, she looked at Song Keling expectantly. "Song Keling, you're so smart, you'll definitely understand, right?"

Song Keling was silent for a moment. "...I think that being smart or not has nothing to do with understanding you."

Qianqian: Eh?

Song Keling looked at her and said, "It has something to do with whether I can turn into a little snake."

Qianqian: ...

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The author has something to say: I originally wanted to write less and stop at the wall-dong part, but after thinking about it, I decided to finish it, and it ended up being four o'clock! [Breaking down in tears]