Chapter 56 The Ultimate Guide to Chasing Handsome Guys (Part 1)

"Huh? You said you're going to sleep in the second bedroom?" Su Yun came out after taking a shower and looked at Ye Feng with surprise as he carried a blanket and walked towards the second bedroom.

Night Breeze sullenly hugged the blanket and said, "Hmm."

Su Yun muttered to herself, "I was thinking of giving you the big bed..."

She mentioned you all again.

As expected, Ye Feng immediately got angry upon hearing this. What do you mean by "you"? She's like this again!

angry!

I never want to talk to her again!

Night Wind swung its tail hard, turned its head, snorted angrily, and then, clutching its blanket, turned and went into the second bedroom without looking back.

Then, with a loud clang, the night wind slammed the door shut.

Nobody's getting in this time! Hmph!

Why did he suddenly get so angry?

Completely baffled, Su Yun was utterly confused, thinking to herself, "Teenagers in their adolescence are really too hard to understand."

Seeing that Ye Feng had gone back to rest, Su Yun returned to her original bedroom and closed the door.

The room was dark at night, with no lights. Su Yun used the moonlight from the window to grope her way into bed.

Su Yun lay sprawled out on the bed in a starfish shape.

Ah! This room is so quiet! This bed is so wide!

The already spacious room now felt even more empty with only Su Yun left.

Even the two-meter-wide bed that I had specially chosen at the time felt unusually empty.

Everything was so empty, silent, and terrifying.

Su Yun curled up in the blanket, tossing and turning, but still couldn't fall asleep.

Some things seem simple at first glance, but once night falls, they become anything but simple.

Because all sorts of thoughts and images that you absolutely, positively want to avoid will desperately try to enter your mind: mutant rats, mutant dogs, tentacle monsters... and all sorts of non-scientific supernatural stories, ah!

Stop thinking about it, stop thinking about it, go to sleep, I'm begging you.

Su Yun closed her eyes, forcing herself not to think about those terrible thoughts, only wanting to fall asleep quickly.

But the nights that were usually quiet and perfect for falling asleep became anything but quiet, with strange cooing and squeaking sounds coming from outside the window from time to time.

Su Yun tried desperately to reassure herself that it was just a passing owl, but she couldn't help but let her mind wander.

Ah, that scream was so shrill, could it be a mutation?

After a while, it became quiet outside the window again.

Su Yun couldn't help but wonder, "What's going on? Why is everyone outside suddenly so quiet? Didn't we agree on something? Could it be that everyone's entered the village?"

"Gah!" Su Yun was so startled by her own words that she let out a goose-like squawk, then shrank back and hid under the covers.

Only when the next wave of insect chirping and bird calls rang out did Su Yun's anxious heart relax slightly. She exhaled, closed her eyes, and prepared to fall asleep.

Then, just as I'm about to fall asleep, a strange, discordant sound suddenly rings out: squeak! quack! croak!

This process repeated itself endlessly.

Ah, although I know that Ye Feng lives just a few meters away, Su Yun is the only one sleeping in this room.

Accustomed to the keen night breeze, she could sleep soundly without restraint. In any case, the other party always had sharp hearing and formidable fighting power, so she felt very safe.

Without realizing it, Su Yun had gotten used to sleeping with someone, and suddenly she was alone again. Ah, it felt so strange.

So that night, Su Yun tossed and turned, barely getting any sleep.

The next day, Su Yun got up with huge dark circles under her eyes and looked dejected.

She only felt safe again when it was almost dawn and she could see clearly outside. She drifted off to sleep, but what she didn't expect was...

Rose, who didn't take a nap yesterday, ate and drank her fill, and went straight to sleep, came knocking on the door early this morning, full of energy.

"Su Yun! Su Yun! Ye Feng! Ye Feng! Wake up! Time for breakfast!"

"Get up!"

"Time to get up and have breakfast!"

......

Su Yun had originally covered her head, intending to ignore Rose's voice and sleep in to make up for the lack of sleep she had last night.

But Rose is a husky, with an incredibly loud and penetrating voice. No matter how much you ignore her, she's like a fully charged megaphone, relentlessly blasting out noisy music with boundless energy. And the penetrating power is like someone shouting right next to your ear.

Unable to bear the noise any longer, Su Yun had no choice but to open the door with her messy hair and dark circles under her eyes.

As soon as Su Yun opened the door, Rose was startled by her appearance: "Oh my, what have you been doing? Why do you look like this?"

Looking at the other person's well-rested and smug appearance, Su Yun felt a surge of anger and said irritably, "Isn't it all because of you? Do you know how hard it is for me?"

Rose looked completely bewildered. "For me? Why would you do that?"

Su Yun: "How dare you ask? You only come so early in the morning. Didn't I say I'd give you a chance? Why didn't you show up last night?"

Rose scratched her head, looking embarrassed, and said, "Hehe, I accidentally fell asleep last night, so I came early this morning. By the way, are the braised eggs ready yet? Can we have breakfast now?"

Oh, in Rose's eyes, love is not even worth as much as a hard-boiled egg.

Su Yun was already used to it. She knew that arguing with this husky about love being more important than hard-boiled eggs was pointless. It was better to punish her directly at the dinner table. "Dinner hasn't started yet. I need to brush my teeth and wash my face first. Just wait!"

Rose: "Oh!" Then, feeling bored, she squatted on the doorstep and started pulling weeds.

Su Yun, still half-asleep, chewed on her toothbrush, pondering whether to fertilize the corn or go back to sleep after dinner.

Rose squatted expectantly at the kitchen door, waiting for Su Yun to serve the meal.

Then the door to the second bedroom creaked open, and the night wind picked up. He clearly hadn't slept well either, with messy, frizzy hair and a listless expression, as if his body had been drained.

Rose glanced at the night breeze and then at Su Yun, asking the question that struck her as a mystery: "Hey, you two have the same hairstyle, what did you do last night?"

Su Yun cursed inwardly, "It's all because of you, you unreliable person! You promised to take action, but you fell asleep first."

It made her very uncomfortable last night and she couldn't sleep well no matter what she did. But now, looking at the night breeze, she seems to be uncomfortable with it too and didn't sleep well.

Seeing Ye Feng's listless appearance, Su Yun was very worried: "Ye Feng, are you having trouble sleeping in your new bed? Should we switch back to your old one tonight?"

In fact, Su Yun was also very uneasy. She hadn't slept well because of fear, and if she were in a new environment, she would probably have even more trouble falling asleep.

But seeing Ye Feng looking listless and with a somewhat unfocused gaze, I felt extremely sorry for him and immediately decided to change his room.

But when Ye Feng heard her say that, he immediately perked up and got angry again. "Hmph, no need."

I can't even sleep well myself, and she still insists on us sleeping separately instead of letting him move back in! I'm so angry! Humph!

After saying that, he flicked his tail again, walked to the other side to get his towel, and prepared to wash up.

Even the oblivious Rose could tell that Ye Feng was angry this time. She leaned close to Su Yun and whispered in her ear, "Is Ye Feng acting a little strange? Is he angry?"

Su Yun: "Thank goodness, you're only now—finally feeling it? Is Ye Feng in heat? Didn't you notice anything unusual?"

Rose scratched her head: "No, it's not my time yet. I've been much more emotionally stable lately, and I haven't smelled anything. Could it be because I've been shedding? Maybe my heat cycle has come earlier?"

Su Yun: "Is that even possible? Why didn't you say so sooner?"

Rose: "I've only been an orc for a short time, how could I know so much? I'll learn as I go."

"Could it be because of the fur on its back?" Su Yun made a reasonable guess.

Rose stroked her chin, deep in thought: "It's not impossible. The start of molting season usually means maturity. I just don't know if she's completely shed her fur yet. Have you noticed it lately?"

Su Yun: "No." Ever since she forbade Ye Feng from taking off his clothes in front of Rose, she hasn't seen Ye Feng walking around shirtless much.

So, to find out what was going on, the two people squatting at the kitchen door stared at Ye Feng's back as he washed up by the well.

Ye Feng was wearing a white T-shirt, an old-fashioned cotton T-shirt that had been washed several times and was slightly see-through. It seemed like you could see the lint falling out, but you also couldn't.

However, the boy's broad shoulders, slender waist, and strong muscles were clearly visible.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, look... Oh!"

As the night wind bent down to fetch water, Rose let out a strange cry.

Ye Feng turned around and caught the two "perverts" red-handed, looking quite puzzled.

His big eyes were full of confusion, and his gaze toward the two of them was innocent and naive, as if asking, "What are you looking at?"

Su Yun felt her conscience was greatly condemned, so she quickly dragged Rose away, who was drooling and giggling foolishly.

"Hey, hey, why are you pulling me? I want to go back and see the handsome guys!"

"What are you looking at? Don't you understand the principle of 'don't look at what is improper'?"

“What does it matter? My master is never stingy; he always lets me see,” Rose retorted. “Besides, my master has a great figure! Even better than TV stars! He lets me see, so why can’t Night Breeze?”

Su Yun: "Really?" After all, the impression that Rose's owner left on Su Yun was that he was an unkempt, cheesy pick-up line enthusiast who loved watching certain movies, which led to him raising such an unreliable husky as Rose.

"Of course! Although Rose only saw it once, when she was fighting with him for the towel, even though it was just for a moment, Rose really liked it! She liked it the most!"

"You saw it clearly in just a moment?" Su Yun was very skeptical, after all, she still subconsciously thought the other person was a dead fat otaku.

Rose patted her chest proudly, "Master is the best master in the world! Of course, I didn't see it very clearly, but Rose believes in Master! But... sigh, later I thought of following Master into the bathroom to see what was going on, but Master wouldn't let me... He always chased me out and locked me out." Rose drooped her ears pitifully, "Ah! I really want to see those handsome naked guys again!"

Su Yun was utterly speechless.

"Hey, hey, hey, young lady, your thoughts are dangerous!"

Rose retorted, "Don't you want to?!"

Su Yun said that she couldn't respond to what he said, but she was still very "sincere" and said that she didn't want to.

Rose gave her a disdainful look in return, "Hypocrite!"

Su Yun looked up at the sky speechlessly. She wanted to try to establish a good and glorious image for the simple beastmen, but the husky in front of her had completely gone astray and was beyond saving!

Finally, to prevent the conversation from veering off in an unbelievable direction, she coughed twice, indicating that she wanted to get back to the point, and said seriously, "Are you going to take any action or not? If not, then hurry up and download the next one that's even better!"

Rose: "The next one? Where is the next one? He's the only handsome guy I can see within a hundred miles. If I don't go after him, what am I supposed to do? Of course I have to pursue him, but what should Rose do?"

Rose looked at Su Yun with pleading eyes and said aggrievedly, "I've never been in a relationship before. You said the books I read are wrong, so I don't know what to do. Can you give me some advice?"

Su Yun really wanted to say, "How would I know? I'm just a cute girl who's never been in a relationship!"

But under the weight of Rose's longing gaze, he somehow softened and offered his rather immature advice on love: "If you like someone, you should treat them well. First, you can give them things they like to make them happy, and that way they can feel your feelings for them."

"Oh! Rose understands!" Rose looked enlightened after hearing this, gave an "OK" sign, and then turned and ran off. "Don't worry, I'll bring back his favorite thing right away!"

Then they disappeared in a flash.

"Hey, hey, wait..." Actually, Su Yun hadn't finished speaking yet. What she wanted to say next was the important part. Ye Feng liked to collect all kinds of beautiful and strange stones. She actually wanted to suggest that you could go to the riverbank and pick up a few, but she didn't expect that the impatient Rose wouldn't even listen to what she was saying before she took off and disappeared.

"Does this guy really understand?" Su Yun looked at Rose's confident figure as she rode away, expressing his doubts.

Oh well, never mind, getting to work is the priority. After lunch, I still need to fertilize the cornfield!

Watching Rose run off into the distance, Su Yun had no choice but to give up.

The corn in the field is already over a meter tall, and tiny ears of corn have begun to sprout from the tips of the stalks and leaves.

Su Yun thought that she had to fertilize the corn quickly, otherwise the lack of nutrients would prevent the corn from growing large enough to bear fruit later on, which could seriously affect the overall yield of the corn.

After drying the farmyard manure collected from raising chickens, Su Yun applied it as fertilizer to the cornfield. The farmyard manure that had been composted earlier, after more than a month of composting, had become a dark, soft, and rotten pile of soil mixed with wood leaves, and could also be applied as fertilizer to the cornfield.

These days, without fertilizer or pesticides, you have to rely on yourself for many things. Originally, just a handful of fertilizer and a sprinkle of pesticide would have made many things easy to handle.

This is the post-apocalyptic world. You have to collect and compost your own fertilizer, and catch the insects in the fields yourself. You have to do everything yourself, and it usually takes a lot of time and energy to complete these tasks.

After working hard for most of the day, Su Yun once again sighed at the difficulties and hardships of farming.