When others transmigrate to the apocalypse, they fight zombies, upgrade abilities, and collect weapons.
Su Yun, upon transmigrating to the apocalypse, collects broken sofas, dilapidated table...
Chapter 57 The Ultimate Guide to Chasing Handsome Guys (Part 2)
"Are you tired?" Night Breeze kindly handed over the water bottle.
It was filled with honeysuckle tea. When Su Yun went out to work, he would often fill two large jugs.
"Thank goodness, I feel much better now. Compared to when I first arrived, I feel pretty good now. I remember when I first arrived, after running a few hundred meters, my back and legs ached for days." Su Yun recalled those glorious days with emotion.
Looking at myself now, my skin has been tanned to a healthy wheat color, and my once soft arms have become strong. "I used to get out of breath even when running, but now I feel like I can plow ten fields a day!"
As she spoke, Su Yun raised her little arm, making a gesture to show off her muscles, proudly displaying her bulging little muscles.
"See? Pretty impressive, right?"
Ye Feng watched her confidently raise her slender elbows and smiled gently. He also raised his own arm and gestured, finding it to be about a size larger than Su Yun's.
A small fry compared to a big fish.
The little bird saw the eagle.
Su Yun reluctantly withdrew her hand, only able to console herself, "Sigh, I'm just not cut out for myself, there's nothing I can do about it. But, you do seem to have gained some weight!"
Su Yun turned her head and carefully examined Ye Feng's face. She hadn't paid much attention to him since they saw each other every day, but now that she looked closely, his face seemed to have matured a bit, with clearer eyebrows and features, and his outline becoming more and more defined.
Looking at the other person's slender figure, with a defined waist and legs, compared to how thin and bony they were at the beginning, they now look incredibly healthy, and even seem to have grown a bit taller.
"Hey, Night Breeze, have you grown taller? Stand up so I can see!"
"Oh, right, and—has all the fur on its back fallen out? Let me see?"
Speaking with the mindset of an old mother, Su Yun stood up and reached out to lift Ye Feng's collar.
Faced with Su Yun's sudden approach, Ye Feng's body stiffened, and he subconsciously wanted to dodge, but in the end he restrained himself and obediently lowered his head as usual, letting Su Yun move his hands and feet haphazardly.
Su Yun pulled open the other person's collar and looked down. The black downy hair that used to connect the neck to the back had all fallen off, revealing a smooth and broad back. The skin was slightly whiter than the face and looked very smooth.
Now, apart from its prominent ears and tail, the night wind looks more like a human.
"Hmm? It seems like they've all fallen off. Night Breeze, are you feeling any discomfort?" Su Yun asked carefully.
"No." Ye Feng's collar was still being pulled, and he was a little uncomfortable with Su Yun's up-and-down gaze, so he answered stiffly.
"But it seems there's still a little bit of lint stuck to it. Oh, there's some here. Will it itch? Let me take it out for you." Su Yun noticed a few fine black lints stuck to the white T-shirt. Seeing Ye Feng scratching his back from time to time, she thoughtfully offered to pick them out for him: "This must have gotten there by accident during hair removal."
The tuft of long hair was tangled just below the collar, and Su Yun instinctively reached out to help pick it out.
A warm arm slipped inside her clothes, the sticky sensation on her skin stirring a barely perceptible restlessness.
Feeling a strange restlessness in his body, Ye Feng instinctively tried to move away.
Su Yun's clear voice came from above: "Hey, don't move, I'll pick it out for you."
The night breeze froze in place, silently enduring the nagging restlessness.
The black fuzz was sticking to her clothes, and Su Yun was focused on fighting it by clutching her collar, completely unaware of the stiffness of the night wind. Just as she finally managed to pull out that piece of fuzz and was about to pull her hand back,
A loud, clear voice, filled with shock and disbelief, echoed across the plain: "What are you doing?!"
Su Yun turned her head to look and saw that Rose, who had returned at some point, had just witnessed this scene and let out a "soulful" roar.
Caught off guard by the sudden shout, Su Yun froze instantly, her hand frozen inside Ye Feng's collar. She slowly turned around to look and saw Rose with a shocked, aggrieved, and angry expression, like a husband who had returned early from a business trip and caught his wife cheating on him.
Su Yun suddenly felt inexplicably guilty, awkwardly withdrew her hand, and then chuckled dryly twice, saying, "Uh, well, you misunderstood...it's not what you think."
"What do I mean? I haven't said anything yet!" Rose blurted out.
Wait a minute. What's going on? These lines seem so familiar!
Su Yun vaguely realized that something was wrong.
But it was too late.
Rose, channeling her inner drama queen, had already picked up the lines smoothly and started acting. Her eyes widened in disbelief, and she sobbed, "I misunderstood? You said I misunderstood?"
Then her knees buckled and she collapsed to the ground with a "thump," lifting her head, half-covering her face, her expression one of utter disbelief and betrayal. "How could you do this to me! Waaah~"
Su Yun: ? ? ?
I can't respond to that!
Su Yun was confused; what was Rose trying to do?
He shook his head helplessly.
To everyone's surprise, Rose began explaining the script with a serious expression: "It's like the scumbag next door, Lao Wang, in 'Temptation of Returning Home.' The husband works hard outside and finally buys his wife's favorite Louis Vuitton bag. He comes home early from a business trip, only to find his best friend putting his hand into his wife's chest and smiling as he tells you, 'It's just a misunderstanding!'"
Su Yun was shocked!
Are all imagined scripts described in such detail?
Well, this guy's acting addiction is completely hopeless.
Su Yun turned to look at Ye Feng, hoping that the other party would step forward and explain.
Unexpectedly, Ye Feng simply stood up, chuckled coldly twice, and said, "Heh, as you can see." Then, with a flick of his head, he walked away aloofly.
Upon hearing this, Rose's expression changed drastically, looking aggrieved, shocked, and heartbroken. "You—you really did have an affair with her!"
Su Yun: Bro?? What's wrong with you? Why did you suddenly start acting?
Su Yun, embarrassed, held up the fur in his hand and explained, "Hey, open your eyes wide and look, it's really just a fur! Stop acting!"
Rose's eyes were filled with affected grief and indignation, and she was still shouting from the spot: "Where did you come from? Where are you from? Shameless!"
Su Yun: ......
"Could you please empty your lewd thoughts out of your head, buddy?"
Rose: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it. Stop talking. Explanation is just a cover-up."
Su Yun looked up at the sky and then at the ground speechlessly, clenching her fists. "I advise you to be kind."
Rose: "Waaah, do you want to kill me to cover your tracks and destroy the evidence? How vicious of you!"
Su Yun was completely speechless. He coldly watched as Rose collapsed on the ground, throwing a tantrum for half an hour.
Finally, she said quietly, "We're having grilled fish tonight. If you keep acting, you won't get any. Oh, and the mangoes next door are ripe, but I'm not taking you."
Rose jumped up in a second, her expression instantly changing, "Oh! I want grilled fish. I want mango!"
It turns out that only delicious food can defeat love!
"Eat, eat, eat, all you think about all day is food." Seeing that Rose had finally returned to normal, Su Yun finally breathed a sigh of relief: "By the way, didn't you go to find the 'gift'? What happened? Did you forget about it? Look, Night Breeze has already run far away."
Su Yun tapped Rose's forehead helplessly and asked.
Rose was furious: "Isn't this all your fault! You just said you weren't interested in naked handsome guys, and now you're actually touching them! You... why didn't you include me in this good thing?" Then Rose changed the subject, sneakily leaning closer and whispering, "If I give you a gift, can I touch Night Breeze? I'd better think about where to touch him."
Su Yun looked up at the sky speechlessly: "You're overthinking it... I've already said it's really just a misunderstanding... Sigh, why won't you believe me, kid? Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. By the way, what did you bring?"
Su Yun pursed her lips and looked behind the other person. There was a bulging snakeskin bag, which seemed to contain something. It moved occasionally as it sensed the movement around it.
Rose: "Oh! I found a cute little pet, Night Breeze will definitely love it!"
"A cute little pet? Alive? Ye Feng likes it? Are you sure?" Su Yun looked at the "mysterious" bag and suddenly had a bad feeling.
"Yes! Look!" Saying that, she pulled out a squeaking little animal from the bag. The little animal was covered in black fur and looked a lot like a mouse, but not quite, because it had a pair of small wings on its back, and its tail was also different from that of a normal mouse, being flatter and wider.
In a sense, this is very likely another type of mutated mouse.
"What the heck?" Su Yun asked, looking completely bewildered. "This is what you call a cute little pet?"
Rose: "Yes! Look how cute it is, all fluffy!"
He held it up to Su Yun with an excited expression.
Looking at the mutated rat squeaking in Rose's hand, its sharp teeth bared and its face contorted in a ferocious grimace.
How is this cute at all?
Looking at the mutated rat's undeveloped sharp teeth and blades, unpleasant memories flooded Su Yun's mind, and he took a big step back with a "sneer."
Su Yun said coldly, "No, you'd better move it away from me."
Rose scratched her head: "Isn't it cute? Don't cats love mice the most? Especially these with wings. I remember my owner loved these weird animals the most."
"Hmm? Your master likes this kind?" Su Yun keenly noticed the detail.
"Yes, the owner often reads books about them and then brings their bodies back to dissect them."
Su Yun: "Huh? A fat otaku who likes to collect mutated animals? Is it that scary?" Su Yun couldn't imagine what kind of terrifying person would do such a thing.
Rose swayed her tail, her face innocent and naive: "So, will the night breeze like it?"
Su Yun's expression was strange, and he replied softly, "I think it's unlikely..."
"I don't believe it! How could a cat not like mice! I'll go give it to Night Breeze right now." Rose expressed her disbelief, her face saying, "You're just jealous, afraid I'll steal your man."
Su Yun said, "Go ahead!"
......
Sure enough, five minutes later, Rose returned, clutching the mutated rat and looking dejected.
Rose lowered her head and said aggrievedly, "You're lying! Giving gifts is useless! I went through all that trouble to run to the reservoir and finally managed to catch them alive."
Su Yun stepped forward to comfort the dejected man, "It's okay, at least we can still have an extra meal, right?"
Rose looked up, puzzled. "Huh? An extra meal?!"
Su Yun: "Mm!"
Rose instantly burst into laughter through her tears: "Yay! That's great!"
The mutated rat was ultimately not wasted; it became a delicious dish on the dining table: roasted rat.
Rose ate with relish and said she would go catch more next time.
After lunch, Su Yun remembered the mango tree she had found in someone's backyard a few days ago. When she went to check on it a few days ago, she found that it had already produced quite a few mangoes.
After lunch, Su Yun planned to pick some.
Author's Note:
at the same time.
In a faraway place, at a human survival base, Zhao Yubai, known as the youngest professor in the history of X University and nicknamed the aloof and unattainable god of X Academy, was sitting in his laboratory when he suddenly sneezed. Achoo—who on earth was cursing me?