Chapter 67 Tribal Hairstyles

"What do you think? Don't these dots on the back of his head that look like burn scars look trendy and unique?" Xu Que said to the Black Deer Tribe chief, deputy chief, and Hou, who were standing behind him.

Hua and the deputy chief nodded, then voiced their concerns: "Those rows of burn scars on the back of his head, like those on a monk's head, do attract attention! My concern is that if he goes out with that hairstyle, will other tribes mistake the burn scars for alopecia areata?"

"That could damage our tribe's reputation!"

The deputy leader strongly supported Hua's view: "I had the same concerns! But Hua spoke up for me beforehand!"

“That’s easy! I’ll fix it for him!” Xu Que said, picking up the electric clippers. He first drew several lines on the hair-like area of ​​the tattoo, connecting each line to each tattoo scar. From a distance, it looked like the Big Dipper in the night sky.

After Xu Que finished doing all that, he stepped back a few paces, stood at a distance, and surveyed the whole scene. He then felt that such a flashy arrangement wasn't quite right! It didn't suit the temperament of this primitive man. So he simply used electric clippers to shave it completely smooth!

“I think this is a great idea! How about all the male members of our tribe have this hairstyle from now on? It would be nice to make this a standard hairstyle for the tribe!” The deputy chief of the Black Deer tribe suggested to everyone.

"That's a great idea! This hairstyle is perfect for a unified tribal hairstyle! If we engrave the Black Deer tribe's emblem on the top of the head and the back of the head, it will be perfect!" Hou, Hua, and the others said in unison.

"Alright now! I love this hairstyle! Move aside! Next one!" Xu Que shouted to the members of the primitive tribe who were queuing up.

Were you also envious of my hairstyle just now?

"yes!"

"Don't worry! I'll design a hairstyle for you that looks even cooler than mine! To match your unparalleled charisma!" Xu Que said, then picked up the electric clippers and started working on the caveman's head.

Xu Que glanced at the primitive man's face beforehand. His face was long and thin, his teeth were uneven, and his nose was severely sunken, making him look like a caveman from many years later.

Xu Que scratched his head: "Your face and demeanor make you look like an idiot! Do you want to obviously display your unique idiotic aura in front of others, or do you want to hide it so that others don't think you're an idiot?"

In other words: Do you want a stupid hairstyle or a non-stupid hairstyle?

"Of course, it has to be a non-stupid hairstyle!" the caveman blurted out without thinking.

Xu Que picked up the electric clippers and sculpted a rat-like creature directly onto the top of his head, then shaved off all the hair except for the part that should be on his head! He then sculpted something that looked like a four-legged egg on the back of his head: "I've shaved the front and back of your head! I've also sculpted the symbol of our Black Deer tribe on it! Let them judge my hairstyle design for you!"

Before Xu Que could finish speaking, the deputy leaders of the Hou, Hua, and Black Deer tribes preemptively commented on the primitive man's hairstyle!

"Is that rat-like animal on your skull a deer? Is that the symbol of our Black Deer tribe? Is this a deer? This…"

"Is that a deer on the back of your head? It's clearly four matchsticks supporting an egg!"

"This is great! Great! Next!" Xu Que shouted to the Black Deer Tribe members who were queuing up.

A caveman, whose appearance suggested a high probability of beating his wife when he got home, walked up.

Upon seeing the primitive man's face, Xu Que immediately knew the answer: "Judging from his appearance, which is like a plague god, I must design him a very low-class and rubbish hairstyle! Only in this way can I suppress his fierce appearance!"

"Now, can you shave my head completely bald? I guess this is the end of my exhibition!" Xu Que said as he handed the electric clippers to Hou.

Hou took the electric clippers from Xu Que and quickly shaved Xu Que's head bald.

Xu Que touched his bald head, let out a long sigh of relief, and thought to himself, "This hairstyle is so cool in this season! It's the most recommended hairstyle to prevent heatstroke, bar none!"

After shaving Xu Que's head, Hou took the electric clippers and continued to design hairstyles for the other cavemen!

When the Black Deer tribe members saw that the person designing their hairstyles was Hou, who was renowned for her beauty, they all rushed forward and lined up to compete for the position.

Hou looked at Xu Que with arrogance, secretly thinking to herself, "Hmph! I'll show you what a real famous hairstylist is like! Just you wait and see!"

Seeing this, Xu Que looked at her with envy and quickly praised her, "It seems that your hairstyle design is really good! Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people lining up for such a long time to have you design their hairstyles, right!"

"Of course! Just wait and see the results of my hairstyle design! It'll definitely be a sight to behold!" With that, Hou started working on the caveman's head.

"Hmm! First, I need to carve the Black Deer Tribe's emblem on the back of his head, near his ear. Now I'll start the real design!" Hou explained her hair design concept to Xu Que, who was standing next to her, while personally demonstrating the design.

"See? Men with heads that aren't very round are better suited to short hairstyles!"

"Huh? His head is already uneven and irregular. If you shave his hair very short, wouldn't that just expose his flaws even more? Is your core concept in designing hairstyles that ugliness is beauty? You want all the tribe members' eyes to be tired of seeing the ugliness they see now, so that when they see something ugly again, they will unconsciously think it is beautiful!"

"Yes! It seems you've finally grasped the essence! I've painstakingly explained so many design issues, and you've finally gotten the hang of it! Keep it up, your future is limitless!" Hou said, bumping fists with Xu Que.

“The bumps and dents on his head are even more noticeable on this side. Should we consider shaving all the hair off on this side? That would make his flaws more obvious!” Xu Que said, pointing to the head of the male member of the tribe.

"Yes! That's what I think too! I'll take your suggestion!" Hou said, giving Xu Que a thumbs up!

"This person's head shape is so perfectly in line with the golden ratio! It's so standard! I can't see any asymmetry in his head at all! It's too perfect! How should this hairstyle be designed?" Xu Que continued to ask.

"Just find a way to make his head asymmetrical, so it doesn't conform to the golden ratio! That's all! It's that simple!"