Chapter 70 Tribal Hairstyles (4)

The members of the Black Deer tribe, whose hairstyles had been manipulated, continued their logging mission in the primeval forest under the leadership of Ha Gang and Ping Yao.

The Black Deer tribe is building a fleet of all-wood houses to house over 20,000 members, which is no easy feat! It requires long-term commitment to achieve this!

The Black Deer tribe's leader, Hua, and deputy leader receive several groups of primitive people from other tribes every day who come to seek refuge.

If this continues, the Black Deer tribe will soon have over 30,000 members. This population size is relatively large among all the tribes in the upper, middle, and lower reaches of the Primitive Mountains.

With this population base, excluding the midstream tribes, it is the most populous tribe among all the upstream tribes, without exception.

The deputy chief of the Black Deer tribe joked, "We used to worry that the tribe's population would dwindle and that we'd fall behind the tribes upstream in terms of numbers, but now it seems that all of that was unnecessary! As long as the tribe is strong enough, members from other tribes will risk their lives to come and join us!"

"Indeed! It shows our tribe is powerful! The other tribes that come to join us aren't stupid; they know that following us means they'll have meat to eat, be safer, have wooden houses to live in, and have shoes to wear..."

"Next! Those who want the tribal standard hairstyle, come up here!" This time it was the Black Deer Tribe's deputy chief who started shouting. Hua's throat was a little sore, probably from shouting too much.

"I suddenly noticed something! The last few times I came here to get my hair done, it was all male members of the Black Deer Tribe, but today I see that some female members are also involved."

"I think this is how it should be: male members line up with male members, and female members line up with female members."

"Male members on the left, female members on the right!"

Xu Que was feeling bored and listless when he suddenly found himself in front of the Black Deer Tribe, with many female members queuing up to get their hair cut.

Xu Que's enthusiasm immediately surged. He took out electric clippers and brandished the flat shears and thinner shears in the air: "Take a look at my equipment, none of you have ever seen it before, have you?"

"Hmm! You have a lot of hair. I need to use thinning shears to thin it out a bit before I do a hairstyling!" Xu Que took out the thinning shears and tried cutting the felt-like hair of a caveman.

But it failed after only a few tries! This kind of hair hasn't been washed for years, so the only thing that can be done is with clippers; anything else is probably useless.

Xu Que sighed, said nothing, and without asking the girl from the tribe for her opinion, simply took out electric clippers and shaved her head into a five-millimeter buzz cut. He didn't add any further embellishments!

"Alright! This looks much cooler! It also prevents hair loss while cooking! You can go months without washing your hair if you don't want to! The key is that no one can tell you don't need to wash your hair! I think this hairstyle suits you quite well!" Xu Que said, holding the electric clippers.

When the second female member of the Black Deer tribe came on stage, Xu Que originally planned to show off his design on her head, but he did not expect that her situation was the same as the first female member of the tribe: her hair was tightly squeezed together like felt.

"This... how should we design this situation? We can only use razors and electric clippers to cut it!" Xu Que noticed that the male members of the Black Deer tribe also had some dirty hair, but unlike the female members of the tribe, their hair was not squeezed into patches. Squeezed-in patches of hair can only be shaved off.

Xu Que suddenly had a flash of inspiration. Instead of shaving off the hair of the female tribal members that he originally intended to stick together, he took out a pair of flat scissors and cut the felt-like hair shorter, leaving about five or six centimeters.

He then used the thinning shears to haphazardly cut his head, and after finishing, he stepped back a few paces to observe the overall situation.

At this moment, Xu Que had a bold idea: he shaved off the entire back of the primitive girl's head, leaving the top and sides of her head bare.

“This hairstyle looks pretty good! You forgot to add our Black Deer tribe's emblem!” Hou said, and then added the tribe's emblem to the appropriate position on the female member's head.

Xu Que asked with some confusion, "They never wash their hair? You didn't teach them how to wash their hair?"

Hou pouted, "Do we need to teach people about personal hygiene? They're just following tribal traditions! Do you think lice can grow in the gaps between their hair if they don't do this? If they wash themselves too clean, how can they have a relationship if there are no lice in their hair? Girls like me who wash their hair so clean are having a hard time finding boyfriends in the Black Deer tribe these days! Men won't accept me if I don't have lice!"

Hou continued, "In the Black Deer tribe and all the tribes in this world, the dirtier the hair, the better; the dirtier the body, the better; and the stronger the smell, the better! The tribe girls attract handsome men with their scent! If the scent isn't strong, they'll be at a disadvantage in the competition! How can they reproduce if they can't find a man! Even if they attract the opposite sex with their strong scent, if there aren't many lice in their hair, they'll leave quickly!"

"Why would they leave so quickly? Would they eat lice like snacks? If there are no lice, they can scratch their itch! Scratching can also be a way to connect and express feelings!" Xu Que's eyes rolled in surprise at the words he was shouted at.

“Normally, if a tribal girl doesn’t have lice in her hair, it only means one thing: the lice in her hair have all been picked off by other men! Or it means that this girl has dated too many boyfriends recently! Frequently dating within a short period of time is not conducive to the transmission of her genes to later men, so they will choose to leave quickly!” Hou explained to Xu Que.

"Huh? These primitive people are too smart! How come I didn't think of that? I really didn't think of that!" Xu Que exclaimed for a long time.

"Hehehe! Right! Let's switch. You go over there and give those male tribe members haircuts! I'll stay here with you!"

"No need to change it, right? I like this felt-like haircut! Just a buzz cut or a shaved head is fine! Okay! Okay! Just give me a haphazard haircut!" Xu Que said, then waved his hand and went to the tribal boys in line!

Xu Que took a look and saw that the person sitting on the wooden stump was a middle-aged man. He thought to himself, "The old man looks much cleaner with his head shaved!"

Just as Xu Que was about to pick up the electric clippers to start cutting, the old man spoke up: "I want a trendy hairstyle that shows off my personality! Preferably one that will attract girls..."

"Huh? This old geezer, he's already so old! And he's still thinking about seducing girls! That's really too much! Watch how I give you a really ugly hairstyle!" Xu Que said, and directly used thinning shears to cut the old man's already thin and sparse hair even thinner and thinner, making him look like he had cancer and undergone chemotherapy.