Chapter 71 Tribal Hairstyles (5)

“Hmm! I think your hairstyle is the most handsome in the entire Black Deer Tribe right now! Without a doubt! With this hairstyle, you look at least twenty years younger! You also look full of energy!” After saying that, Xu Que habitually took a few steps back to observe the changes in the hairstyle.

"Hmm! Excellent! Now I'll put the Black Deer Tribe's logo on your head, and we're done! I think this hairstyle is groundbreaking!"

After hearing what Xu Que said, the old man from the primitive tribe stood up happily and touched his hairstyle, which he had heard others said was very impressive!

You wouldn't believe it until you touched it, and what you found shocked you: "Huh? Where's my hair? Why is it so sparse? I used to have some hair loss on the top, but never this little! With this much hair, I can count it all by touch!"

"Trust me! It looks great! It suits your current style quite well! Just remember to put a lot of lice on your head when you go out, and you'll be able to pick up girls!" Xu Que patted the old man on the shoulder and said.

The deputy chief of the Flower and Black Deer tribe, seeing that the tribe girls queuing up had hair as thick as felt, secretly sent someone to warm a large pot of water in the tribe's large iron pot for cooking meat, so that they could wash it before cutting it.

Hua had someone bring over warm water in a wooden bucket that Xu Que had prepared beforehand, to wash the hair of the primitive girls from the Black Deer tribe.

The female member of the original elder council whispered to Hua and the deputy leader, "We have a limited number of buckets for carrying water! Should we clean the buckets for carrying manure, fill them with water, and let them wash their hair? It's a bit slow if they take turns!"

"Sure! It can be used after washing!" Hua glanced at the deputy chief of the Black Deer tribe, who shrugged to indicate that there was no problem.

The elders of the Black Deer tribe quickly carried buckets of warm water to the female tribe members who were queuing up to have their hair done.

For those who are willing to wash their hair, try to clean their matted hair as thoroughly as possible so that they can perform better later!

The female members of the Black Deer tribe had not cleaned their hair for a long time. When they suddenly washed their hair with warm water and soaked it in a bucket for half an hour, it was not necessarily able to completely dissolve.

Hua instructed the girls from the tribe, "Rub! Rub harder! Rub for a while and you should be able to rub it open!"

The female members of the Black Deer tribe who were queuing up behind saw that the older women in front of them were soaking their hair in buckets for a long time, and they quickly gave up the idea of ​​washing their hair before getting a haircut!

"We'll just line up, and when it's our turn, we'll go straight in for a haircut! With hair like felt sheets, it'd probably take forever to wash! Let alone get a haircut!"

Xu Que is giving another haircut to an elderly man.

Like the previous old man, this old man still wanted a hairstyle that would attract girls. He had no other requirements, as long as it could attract girls!

In Xu Que's mind, anyone who immediately asks to attract girls is destined to be edited to look even uglier! The uglier the better! Only when it's uglier enough to kill someone will it have the desired effect!

Xu Que held the electric clippers in his hand, thinking about how to give this old geezer a haircut that would be even uglier and more lewd!

After much deliberation, Xu Que decided to start with the top of his head.

He first used electric clippers, starting from the top of the old man's head, beginning at the forehead, and like an ox plowing a field, he pulled a line from the very front all the way down to the back of the head.

"Hmm! It doesn't look too sleazy! It seems that shaving off a shave of that width on the top of the head is not enough! I need to add another shave of width, that should be about right!" Xu Que muttered to himself, then picked up the electric clippers and added another shave to the old man's head, following the stubble of new hair.

After finishing the push, Xu Que stood in front of the old man and observed him from different angles, and felt that he needed to add another push to the left side to widen it.

Xu Que picked up the clippers and added another push to the left side of the old man's head.

"Hmm! The effect looks good now! I think it's about right! Okay, let's leave it at that!"

The old man touched the top of his head, turned to Xu Que and said, "Don't you want these two sides to be shorter? There's not a single hair in the middle, and the hair on the sides is so long. Isn't this a real case of baldness? Is it baldness?"

"Grandpa, you don't understand! This hairstyle is what's called unique at your age. If everyone's hair was the same length all the time, it wouldn't be interesting at all! You know, anything normal won't attract people's attention!"

"People like to see things that are unique! Like your hairstyle now, it doesn't look like a normal hairstyle! Only in this way can you attract more attention! With a high rate of people turning their heads to look, you can naturally pick up a lot of girls!" Xu Que explained to the old man.

The old man thought Xu Que's words made sense, so he said to him again, "Could you make me look even more unconventional? I don't think my hairstyle is ugly enough. Could you make it even uglier, or even more unconventional?"

"Huh? I think you look bad enough as you are! How much worse can you look? I really can't think of anything else! How about I create some deep, uneven crater-like spots on your temples, like a bald patch? Like a pig grazed you, or a rooster pecked you! Is that okay? I think that would be the ugliest look ever, bar none. What do you think? If you have any other ideas, you can tell me! If your ideas are good, I'll definitely consider them!"

The old man from the Black Deer tribe thought for a long time but couldn't come up with a hairstyle that was more unique and ugly than Xu Que's.

"Alright! Then I'll do as you say. On my two sideburns, where I still have some hair, I'll use electric clippers to create bald patches or craters of varying sizes and depths, like a rooster pecking at something!"

Xu Que picked up the electric clippers and haphazardly and carelessly cut out one large dent after another of varying sizes and depths on the old man's sideburns. From a distance, it really did look like alopecia areata, or like a pig had rooted around his roots!

Hou, with his hands behind his back, approached Xu Que, took a few steps back, and observed the old man's hairstyle from a distance, suppressing a laugh: "You've made this old man look like he's been bedridden for years! A shaved head would look so much more energetic! To attract attention, you're trying to be unique, making yourself look like you have alopecia areata! I personally think it looks bad from every angle! If I see someone like this, I'll avoid them! I'm afraid I'll catch their alopecia areata!"

Xu Que poked and yelled, "Can't you say something good about my hairstyle? Why do you keep finding fault with it? You can't do that!"