Mumu, as one of the main gods, is the most miserable one, unable to even afford a meal. With no other choice, he follows his brother's orders and heads to various dungeons to play different NPC...
Pei Qingye was very confident in the master he found. After the master pointed out that there was a ghost in his room, this belief turned into firm conviction.
Pei Qingye nodded in satisfaction, "Very good, Master, then please catch the ghost in my room and bring it to me. It would be best if I could see him."
master:"……"
He is a Taoist priest, not a magician, and he is a fake Taoist priest who just wants to make a living. Isn't this deliberately making things difficult for him?
Pei Qingye held a bank card between his fingers, and said in a generous tone, "There is 700,000 yuan in it. After the matter is completed, the other 300,000 yuan will be transferred to you."
The master smiled flatteringly, took the card from his hand, and immediately put it into his pocket. "My dear guest, I will naturally comply with your request. Not to mention catching him, I can even kill him on the spot."
Pei Qingye frowned, "Just do as I say, don't hurt him."
Mu Mu was furious when he heard this. He guessed his evil ambition and looked at him with hatred. "Okay, you want to capture me alive!"
He turned away angrily, hugged his knees with his hands, and was in a bad mood. He wished he had gone to the crematorium last night. Now he didn't know how long Pei Qingye would keep him.
Mu Miao was depressed for a while, and deliberately walked around in front of the master, and even raised his finger to poke his eyes. The master did not move at all, and his eyes only accommodated his financial sponsor.
"So he's a liar." Mu Miao tiptoed, jumped lightly, and landed beside the master, watching the master start to set up the altar and perform rituals.
The master took out cigarettes, talismans, idols and other authentic-looking things from his backpack.
Just when Mu Mu thought he might actually have some skills, the Taoist priest in Taoist robes took out a Buddha statue, a cross, and a portrait of Jesus...
Not only was Mu Miao stunned, Pei Qingye also sensed something was wrong.
The master saw the sponsor's confusion and smiled awkwardly, "Well, as the saying goes, more skills are better than less. If you have two more gods, if one is too busy and can't come, the other can fill in in time. It's foolproof."
Mu Miao and Pei Qingye: "..."
Although it is outrageous, it does seem to make sense when you think about it.
Mu Miao was already convinced that Pei Qingye had been cheated. He could only say that rich people were really stupid and had a lot of money. What made him happiest was that he actually found someone even dumber than him.
Next time I must tell my brothers about this and let them know that there are many people in this world who are more stupid than him.
The master began to exert his strength. He muttered some inaudible spells and walked around the room with strange steps, passing through Mu Mu several times.
Time passed minute by minute, the master's face became anxious, and beads of sweat flowed down his face.
Pei Qingye gradually became impatient, "How long will it take?"
At this moment, the master stamped his foot and shouted in the opposite direction of Mu Mu: "Hey! Show yourself!"
Then he calmly began his performance without any props, pointing to the corner of the wall, "Young Master, the ghost you want is right here."
Mu Miao, who was sitting in the chair in front of the desk, followed his finger and couldn't help laughing. Finally, she fell over laughing, "Pei Qingye, the person you found is so unreliable. One million is gone."
Pei Qingye's face darkened. He stared at the master and kicked over the chair. "Are you taking me for a fool?!"
Mu Mu, who was sitting on a chair, suffered an unexpected disaster and fell to the ground with his butt. Although his soul and body felt little pain, he was still very frightened, and his beautiful eyes were filled with physiological tears.
Mu Miao patted his butt and climbed up, "What kind of person is this? He has no manners at all."
He now found a place to stand far away from Pei Qingye, his little mouth pouting in dissatisfaction.
The master was grabbed by the collar by Pei Qingye, his head shrank, and his smile was uglier than crying. "But Master, you can't see this ghost with your naked eyes. He is clearly standing there. How dare I lie to you?"
Pei Qingye is a head taller than the master, with a tall and strong build, and slightly bulging muscles on his arms. He can knock out three or four masters with one punch.
Pei Qingye was so angry that he laughed. "Did I spend a million to invite you to come and play the emperor's new clothes for me? Are you going to say that this is a trick that only smart people can see?"
The master was about to cry, "This... this is not impossible. A high IQ means a high level of spiritual awareness, and the chance of seeing ghosts is much greater..."
Under Pei Qingye's murderous gaze, the master's voice became lower and lower, and finally he forced a smile like a seasoned veteran.
Pei Qingye took a deep breath and pointed at the master's nose, "Okay, very good, you're mocking me for having a low IQ in a roundabout way?!"
He kicked the master in the stomach, and the master fell to the ground with a cry of pain. It was the first time in Pei Qingye's life that he was deceived and despised. He was furious and punched the master hard.
The master was no match for Pei Qingye and had no power to fight back. He could only sigh and beg for mercy, "Oh, stop it, stop it, you're going to kill me, help, help! Young Master, Young Master, I was wrong, I was really wrong."
Mu Miao watched with great joy and clapped his hands in applause.
The master had no one to turn to, so he could only apologize to Pei Qingye, "I'll return your money, please stop fighting... I, I can make you see a ghost, I'm telling the truth this time, really!"
The master was beaten black and blue, but he made a solemn promise.
"You dare to lie to me?" Pei Qingye didn't believe a word he said. He clenched his fist and hit the master in the face. "Do I look so easy to fool? Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid?! You fooled me once, and you dare to do it again?"
The master assured him hastily, "This time it's true. I've only learned the ability to make people see ghosts from my master. This is true!"
Pei Qingye learned a lesson from his mistakes. "Then I want to ask you, since you have this ability, can you really see ghosts?"
"I can't." The master was beaten into submission and told the truth. Seeing Pei Qingye's fist coming again, he put his hands on his head and said, "I can't doesn't mean I can't do it. I'm just afraid of ghosts. That's why I don't use this magical power."
Pei Qingye: “…”
He actually found a Taoist priest who was afraid of ghosts. It was really a ghost.
The master was afraid that Pei Qingye would not believe him, so he quickly took out a wooden box from his clothes, reached out and grabbed Pei Qingye's shoulder, and a ball of fire fell into the master's hand and was stuffed into the box.
The master spoke hurriedly, "Look now, this time you can see the ghost, see for yourself!"
Pei Qingye raised his eyes and saw another figure in the room. The familiar yet extremely unfamiliar person appeared in his sight.
Pei Nuo was still wearing a pure white T-shirt, and his posture and figure were almost the same as when he was alive, but his head, which had been drooping, was raised up, and his delicate face was generously displayed in front of people, and his bright and shining eyes were no longer gloomy.
This was the first time Pei Qingye faced such a "Pei Nuo". The figure in his past memory had become blurred, and he began to doubt whether this ghost was Pei Nuo. He had never seen such a Pei Nuo before.
Mu Miao was watching Pei Qingye beating up the liar with great interest, but Pei Qingye suddenly stood up and fixed his burning gaze on him.
Mu Miao initially thought it was a coincidence, but Pei Qingye looked at him for too long, and he began to feel uncomfortable and slowly floated to the other side.
At the same time, Pei Qingye's gaze followed his movements, and he strode towards him, his lips raised, and his voice was low and slow, "Pei Nuo, I see you."
"ah--"
The master let out a terrible scream, turned around and ran out, shouting, "There really is a ghost!"
Mu Miao no longer had the leisure to look at the master. He was now in a difficult situation. Facing Pei Qingye's approach, he retreated step by step, "How, how can you see me?"
Pei Qingye pointed his thumb back and said, "That idiot did it."
Mu Mu was about to cry, he knew that this master was going to do something bad, but Pei Qingye was almost in front of him. Mu Mu looked around, trying to escape without running into Pei Qingye.
But his position was in a corner, and as long as Pei Qingye stood there, Mu Mu was like a lamb forced into a desperate situation by a wolf, with nowhere to go.
Mu Miao was only panicked for a moment, but remembering his identity, Mu Miao straightened her back again and deliberately put on a fierce look, "Don't come over here, I'm a ghost, a very fierce kind of ghost, I will scare you to death!"
But he has such a soft face, and he doesn't know how to threaten people. He acts fierce and thinks he can really scare others, but in fact, it is useless except for making people laugh.
Pei Qingye not only refused to retreat, but continued to beat him, getting closer and closer to Mu Mu. "Very fierce? How fierce? Do you want to cut me into pieces, or keep me awake at night and make me restless? Or deliberately push me when I'm crossing the road and let a truck hit me to death?"
Pei Qingye thought of various ways to die and listed them one by one for Mu Mu to choose from.
Mu Miao was stunned. His job was to send people into reincarnation, not to kill people, so he didn't know much about this. "How do you know so much about killing? Are you a perverted killer?"
Mu Mu also encounters many psychopathic souls. Their thoughts are incomprehensible to him and he finds them terrifying. In addition, Mu Mu's previous injuries were also caused by humans, so he always keeps his distance from such people.
Mu Mu's face turned pale, his fingers curled up, and his body trembled slightly.
Pei Qingye didn't notice his abnormality and readily admitted, "Yes, I am like that."
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Miao rushed forward suddenly. His transparent body penetrated Pei Qingye's body, and he jumped out of the window.
Pei Qingye's pupils shrank, he rushed forward, and anxiously stuck his head out of the window.
Mu Mu was hanging in the air, with a look of despair on his face. The body had not been cremated, and he seemed to be connected to the body by an invisible thread. Now, he was hung outside the window by this thread.
Mu Miao: "QAQ!"
The wind is so strong here, he will never jump off the building rashly again.
Mu Miao finally returned to Pei Qingye's room in a very embarrassed state. Pei Qingye was sitting at the head of the bed, looking at him with a half-smile. "Why are you back? Aren't you quite capable? You dared to jump directly from the second floor."
His tone was mixed with worry and anger that he was not aware of.
Mu Miao sat down beside his ice coffin listlessly, ignoring everyone.
001: [Go tell him now that your body must be cremated, otherwise your soul will also disappear along with the decay of the body.]
Mu Miao's long eyelashes trembled, and she said in embarrassment: [But 001, this is a lie. ]
001: [Then go ahead and cheat! Do you still want to leave? ]
Mu Miao pursed her lips and looked up at Pei Qingye.
Pei Qingye lay on the bed, crossed his legs, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
Mu Miao suppressed his guilt and told Pei Qingye everything 001 said. Pei Qingye's expression gradually became solemn. He looked at the young man who was tugging at his clothes anxiously, "Will it be so serious if he is not cremated?"
Mu Miao likes to pinch something when he feels guilty, but now he can only keep tugging at the corner of his clothes. "Yeah, that's right, so you have to send me to be cremated quickly, otherwise my soul will be scattered."
Mu Mu was unsure about what he said. Pei Qingye hated him so much that he must have wished his soul to be shattered.
"Okay, I'll ask someone to take you there now."
Pei Qingye quickly got up and went downstairs to ask the housekeeper to prepare the car.
Even after Mu Mu got into the car, he still felt a sense of unreality, as if he was in a daze.
Pei Qingye frowned, raised his hand to touch his brow, but his hand went straight through, "Are you feeling uncomfortable now?"
"Ah?" Mu Miao raised his head, confused. He felt uncomfortable? Why should he feel uncomfortable?
001 is very experienced, [saying that you are very uncomfortable. 】
Mu Miao frowned and nodded listlessly, "Yeah, it's very uncomfortable."
Pei Qingye watched him finally become lively, but now he was listless again. His heart felt like it was stabbed. He ordered the driver, "Drive faster."
Seeing his unfriendly expression, the driver nodded and stepped on the accelerator.
People die every day in Yuncheng, and the crematorium is doing very good business. Pei Qingye's status is there, so the crematorium specially gives him privileges.
Mu Miao didn't quite understand why Pei Qingye also had privileges in the crematorium. Could it be that their family's business had already covered the funeral industry?
Mu Mu only thought about it for a while, because he had more important things to do now, he would be free soon!
The body was placed on a conveyor belt and pushed into the fire. Then a heavy object was pressed down, the flames rushed outward, and the door of the furnace was closed, and no scene inside could be seen anymore.
Mu Miao obviously felt a lot more relaxed, and the string connecting the corpse disappeared. Mu Miao turned to look at Pei Qingye, and seeing that he was still staring at the stove in a daze, he seized the opportunity and escaped.
Pei Qingye looked at the cold iron door. When "Mu Mu"'s body was pushed into the fire, his whole body went cold and his thoughts seemed to be frozen. He couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
A few minutes later, he smoothed his sweat-soaked hair and asked, "Pei Nuo, are you okay now?"
No ghost responded.
Pei Qingye frowned and turned his head to see that he and other strange ghosts were the only ones left in the huge spark room.
Pei Qingye looked around but couldn't find Mu Miao, so he simply asked the ghost of an old man who had been here all the time, "Have you seen a very good-looking ghost? He has chestnut hair, wears a white T-shirt, looks very well-behaved and cute, and came in with me."
The old man looked blankly, "Can you... see me?"
Pei Qingye: "Yes, so can you tell me if you have seen him?"
The old man moved slowly, his tone full of age and vicissitudes, "I've seen that child before. He just left, and he looked very happy."
"But it's true. Once the body is burned, the soul will be free. Unlike an old man like me, I have nowhere to go after I die."
The old man sighed and floated away.
Pei Qingye only needed to think for a moment to see through Mu Mu's lie. He lowered his eyelids, his eyes obscure and unclear. He gritted his teeth and said, "Good, very good, very good! Pei Nuo, you are so brave that you even dare to lie to me."
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Ah, today is a peaceful day, I am spinning happily~ Thank you to all the little angels who support me, I love you!