Ye Ling was a well-behaved peony parrot. After an untimely death, he was coaxed by a system to enter various small worlds and play the role of a detestable... perverse stalker.
World 1:
Chapter 77 The anchor brother loves 24 little yellow chicken very much.
Before Ye Ling's face cooled down, her phone started vibrating wildly again.
Caller ID: Senior Lu Ren.
Ye Ling answered the call and said as she walked out, "Hello...Senior Lu Ren?"
Li Feng behind him immediately turned his head.
"Little angel!!!" Lu Ren's enthusiastic voice almost broke through the receiver. "This is the club's first new member gathering! It's tonight at 7 o'clock in the esports club's activity room, you must come! Plenty of snacks and drinks!"
"Ah? I don't..." Ye Ling instinctively wanted to refuse.
778's voice immediately rang out: [Host! Plot! Assist!]
"No!" Lu Ren's voice followed closely, "The president said! If you don't come, you're not giving our esports club face! And..." He lowered his voice mysteriously, "Young Master Qin might come too! This is a rare opportunity!"
"I……"
"It's settled! Tonight at 7 o'clock in the activity room! Waiting for you, little angel! Hang up!" Lu Ren didn't give him a chance to refuse and hung up the phone.
Ye Ling held the phone in her hand, looking hopeless.
At dinner time, the atmosphere at the table continued the weirdness of the morning.
Ye Ling was munching on rice, his mind torn between his conscience and his desires. Finally, he spoke softly, "Brother... well... the esports club has an event tonight... Senior Lu Ren asked me to go..."
Li Feng paused in picking up the food, his brows instantly twisted into a knot.
E-sports club? Lu Ren? And that sinister Qin Ci might be there too? Qin Ci's provocative expression flashed before his eyes—and today there was an even more annoying vice president, Zhou Haotian.
"You are not allowed to go." Li Feng vetoed it with a firm decision.
"Huh? Why?" Ye Ling was not expecting to be rejected directly, and she was a little anxious. "Senior Lu Ren is a little anxious... and the president said that not going would be disrespectful..."
"Face?" Li Feng put down his chopsticks. "How much is his face worth? What are you doing in a place as filthy as that? Being a mascot and being watched by everyone?"
Ye Ling protested softly: "But...but I already agreed...and...Senior Qin might be here too..."
Li Feng slammed the table and stood up.
Ye Ling looked up at him in confusion.
Seeing Ye Ling's aggrieved, pitiful, and clueless expression, Li Feng slightly subsided his anger towards Qin Ci. His face darkened as he grabbed the car keys. "Change your clothes. I'll take you there."
Ye Ling exclaimed in her mind: [778! I mentioned Qin Ci... and he really followed me.]
This seemed natural. After all, Qin Ci was the other protagonist of this world. This world was created for him, and Li Feng, the protagonist, also revolved around him...
Ye Ling was a little excited because Li Feng was going to take him there. But when he thought about it because of Qin Ci, he felt a little unhappy.
The two people in the car each had their own thoughts, and the atmosphere was colder than a morgue.
Li Feng gripped the steering wheel tightly with both hands, staring straight ahead, his jawline as tight as a knife blade.
Ye Ling, who was sitting in the passenger seat, changed out of her yellow chicken pajamas and put on a simple white T-shirt and jeans. She leaned against the car door, keeping the farthest distance from Li Feng.
Embarrassment was like a thick, physical fog, filling the small space.
Ye Ling racked her brains to break the silence: [778! Say something...]
778 quickly offered a suggestion: [Compliment his driving skills! Compliment him on his handsomeness! Or... ask him why he was in a bad mood this morning?]
Ye Ling decisively chose the option that seemed the safest and said dryly, "Brother...you drive...really steadily."
Li Feng didn't react at all, as if he didn't hear it.
Ye Ling continued, trying to liven up the atmosphere: "Um... your live broadcast at noon... you were amazing! You swatted Zhou Haotian to death with a frying pan! It was like swatting a fly!"
He managed a dry, adoring tone.
Li Feng's fingers gripping the steering wheel suddenly tightened. Swatting a fly? Was this little troublemaker hinting at his morning troubles? His Adam's apple rolled, "...Shut up."
Just as he was about to send it off, he remembered to correct himself, "I meant to be quiet."
"...Oh." Ye Ling turned her face to the car window and pretended to look at the scenery.
The A University eSports Club's activity room was brightly lit and bustling with activity. When Li Feng pushed Ye Ling in, she instantly attracted everyone's attention.
"The little angel is here!"
"Wow! She looks even better in person than in the photo!"
"Next to him is... Senior Li Feng?! Holy shit! Who invited this giant Buddha over here?"
"Senior Li Feng, are you here with the little angel?"
"Yes! It is said that Senior Li Feng is his brother..."
Lu Ren rushed over as if he saw a savior: "Little angel! You're here! And... Big Brother!"
He even wanted to pat Li Feng on the shoulder, but was frozen by Li Feng's cold eyes. In the end, he could only withdraw his hand in disappointment and scratch his purple hair.
Zhou Haotian stood in the corner, looking at Ye Ling who was the center of attention and Li Feng who had a halo next to him, and then looked at the few people left around him. His already dark face turned pale.
Especially when he saw that Lu Ren, who used to be respectful to him, had become a celebrity in the club because he had won over Ye Ling, and was even showing signs of replacing him as vice president... coupled with the tragic beating he suffered at noon today by Blade, he could no longer bear it.
"Tsk, the threshold for joining the e-sports club is really getting lower and lower. Anyone can join. You can't play the game at all, your operation is terrible, and you rely on your face to be a mascot? Do you think we're a zoo?" His voice suddenly interrupted the lively and cheerful atmosphere, with a sinister and weird tone.
Ye Ling heard it, but before she could react, she was blocked by Li Feng, who had a terrifying aura beside her. His cold gaze was like a knife and was swung towards Zhou Haotian.
Lu Ren quickly tried to smooth things over: "Oh, that's how newbies are! Come on, little angel, sit here! By the way, our live broadcast department has a new interactive session today, especially for you! It's called 'Newbie Challenge'! It's super simple!"
He pressed Ye Ling in front of a computer. On the screen was a casual game with an extremely cute style - a horizontal version of Super Mario.
"You control this little yellow chicken, just jump over and eat the gold coins! It's very simple! Let's maximize the live broadcast effect!" Lu Ren was full of confidence.
Ye Ling looked at the cute little yellow chicken on the screen and breathed a sigh of relief: [This doesn't look difficult!]
However, is Ye Ling’s reputation as a “gaming black hole” undeserved?
Level 1:
Ye Ling controlled the little yellow chicken, took a running start and jumped - and accurately jumped into the cliff! GAMEOVER!
Onlookers: "Pfft—hahaha! The little angel is doing amazing things!"
Level 2:
Ye Ling was in a panic trying to avoid the moving cloud obstacles. The little yellow chicken swayed left and right, and was finally lightly touched by the slowest cloud... and fell down. GAMEOVER!
Level 3:
Ye Ling nervously pressed the forward button, and the little yellow chicken ran all the way, perfectly avoiding... all the gold coins! It reached the finish line! 0 gold coins to complete the level!
Zhou Haotian folded his arms and sneered, "See? We shouldn't let this kind of trash into the club! It lowers our overall level! Lu Ren, how do you manage to be the director of the live broadcast? Do you recruit mascots?"
Lu Ren's face was a little embarrassed, but he still held on: "Accident! It's all an accident! Little angel, it's okay, let's do it again!"
Ye Ling looked helplessly at Li Feng, who was standing not far behind him. His eyes were wet, carrying that familiar, irresistible grievance and plea for help.
Li Feng had been watching from the sidelines with his arms folded, but when he met that look, his heart felt like it was being scratched by something, neither light nor heavy. Then, looking at Zhou Haotian's smug expression, his irritability level skyrocketed.
He walked a few steps behind Ye Ling, supported the back of the chair with one hand, leaned forward slightly, stared at the screen, and gave a clear and concise instruction with his mouth behind Ye Ling's ear:
"Don't shake your hands. Aim carefully before jumping. Wait for that moving platform to move to the middle, then hold down the spacebar."
"Oh...oh oh!" Ye Ling was stunned for a moment, then quickly followed his instructions. This time, although the little yellow chicken jumped crookedly, it actually... jumped over the cliff without any danger.
Historic breakthrough!
"Wow! It's over!!" The onlookers cheered, so excited as if they had seen the goal of the century.
Ye Ling turned around and looked at Li Feng in surprise, her eyes sparkling: "Brother! I jumped over!"
Li Feng met his startlingly bright eyes, and his fingers couldn't help but tighten for a moment. Then he quickly looked away, his face stern: "Well. Continue. Don't go straight to the pit below, go around it from above."
Under Li Feng's extremely brief guidance, Ye Ling's little yellow chicken actually stumbled through several levels!
Although the process is still thrilling, funny and coquettish, there has been significant progress, the live broadcast effect has been maximized, and the popularity of Lu Ren's live broadcast room has also skyrocketed.
The entire activity room was immersed in a joyful atmosphere, only Zhou Haotian's face became increasingly ugly, and he felt like an unnecessary clown.
With a sinister look in his eyes, he took out his mobile phone and logged into his live broadcast room.
He adjusted his expression and flashed a seemingly casual smile towards the camera. "Look where we are? University A esports club! Tonight's new member event, lively, right? See that over there? Our new mascot for the live broadcast department, and... ahem, his 'family' is coaching them."
His words were full of sarcasm, but he never expected that this generation of netizens would not play by the rules at all:
[Holy crap! Handsome guy! There's another handsome guy next to the handsome guy!]
[What handsome guys! Did they really not use a beauty filter?!]
[Frankly speaking, the host's filter seems to be too strong, turning her face into a snake-like one...]
[That black-haired guy looks like Li Feng, a senior who graduated from University A last year? He's so handsome in person! A hundred times more handsome than he is in his livestreams! I had the pleasure of meeting him last year! He has a bad temper, though. I didn't expect him to be so patient in teaching people how to play games!]
[The blond guy is so handsome too! Is he a freshman at University A?]
[So the blond angel is also from University A! I remember him being the guy I picked up at a fast food restaurant and pretended to be my brother 2333]
[Hahahaha Zhou Haotian, are you jealous? ]
Zhou Haotian made a "tsk" sound, turned the camera back to himself, and changed the subject as he walked out.
"Hush, let me tell you an inside scoop! Do you know? I know Prince Mo Yu. He told me personally that Mo Yu's tenth anniversary celebration will be next month! By then, all the great masters will gather! And..." His tone was filled with malice, hinting at something, "Some of those mysterious 'great masters' will also have to show up!"
"When the time comes, whether he's a mule or a horse, a handsome guy or an ugly freak, the truth will be revealed! The hype that some people have created through marketing and the 'vase brother' image will eventually fade away! Brothers, the results will be revealed at the celebration! Remember to follow my live broadcast room and I'll show you the truth!"
He spoke with conviction, as if he had already foreseen the scene where Blade would show up and fall apart.
The comments in Zhou Haotian's live broadcast room instantly became lively. Some people were questioning, some were just watching the fun, and some were just watching the fun.
Li Feng's voice instructing Ye Ling stopped for a moment. He stood up and glanced towards the door, his eyes instantly turning cold.
Ye Ling vaguely heard something about "Mo Yu Anniversary Celebration" and "Must show up", and her heart tightened. She subconsciously looked at Li Feng. But she saw that Li Feng had already withdrawn his gaze and raised the lower half of his eyebrow at her.
"What are you looking at me for? Still so lost in thought?" He was clearly trying to confuse right and wrong, and his expression was strangely smug. "Look at your little yellow chicken. It's about to die again."
"Oh...ah!" Ye Ling's little yellow chicken almost fell into the pit again. Fortunately, Li Feng reminded her in time and she was safe.
Li Feng frowned slightly, and as if he could no longer bear it, he stretched out his hand, covered the back of Ye Ling's hand holding the mouse, and moved his hand a little.
"Here, click here to jump." His voice was still cold and hard, but the hand covering the back of Ye Ling's hand was dry and warm.
Ye Ling: “!!”
It was as if an electric current instantly ran through his entire body from the back of his hand. He froze completely and his face turned red.
The little yellow chicken on the screen stopped moving because he forgot to operate and fell straight into the pit. GAME OVER.
“…”
Li Feng seemed to have just realized what he had done, and the warmth covering the back of his hand suddenly disappeared. He turned his head to cover up and coughed, then ruffled Ye Ling's golden hair.
"How dare you be distracted when you're such a bad player? Let's go and stop playing." After saying that, without waiting for Ye Ling to react, he grabbed his arm and left the noisy activity room like a chicken.
Outside the activity room, Zhou Haotian was still talking eloquently in his live broadcast room, but he did not expect Li Feng and Ye Ling to suddenly come out and intrude into the camera of his live broadcast room again - two slender and straight figures, as if with their own spotlight effect, flashed by.
It was this blurry back view at this moment that easily caught the attention of the few remaining fans in his live broadcast room. The direction of the barrage of comments shifted instantly, and everyone clamored to see the handsome guy.
Fortunately, there are still many rational fans who asked him to reveal more information about the anniversary celebration.
Zhou Haotian was helpless against Li Feng, the legendary senior and wealthy family man. His resentment and hatred, which he had nowhere to vent, finally took advantage of the anniversary celebration news and poured out on the mysterious Blade.
Zhou Haotian's face turned pale with anger, and he gritted his teeth, "Just wait! The anniversary celebration will tell!"