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Chapter 282 The Emperor is a Dog 2
After all, it was a gift from him to the Empress, intended to protect her safety.
Now that the bodyguard has arrived and says he will take him to see the Empress, Tang Yu immediately approaches the bodyguard, waiting for him to lead him away.
The bodyguard: ...For a moment, he felt that this world was surreal. He thought it was already amazing that a dog could understand human speech, but now there was another one.
Another fifteen minutes have passed.
The guards carried the Tibetan Mastiff, which was possessed by the Emperor, back to the Lizheng Hall. Upon seeing the large dog, Ning Yan dismissed all the palace servants.
Once the hall was empty, he immediately tackled Ning Yan to the ground. Of course, he didn't use much force, and since there was a carpet on the ground, Ning Yan wasn't injured.
Ning Yan quickly covered the dog's mouth, afraid that it would give her a "washing gift"!
"Your Majesty, I know it's you. I had a dream last night that you were possessed by the wife of the General of the Cavalry and your soul entered the body of the dog beside her. She was very gentle and considerate in front of you."
She lured you into the palace, made you a concubine, and eventually even made you empress.
When I woke up, I was terrified and broke out in a cold sweat. How could Your Majesty treat me like that?
You were surely waiting for me to rescue you, so I had someone find an identical Tibetan Mastiff to replace you.
Tang Yu immediately nodded his head. His empress understood him perfectly, even believing in him in her dreams!
Yes, he could never let that woman be his queen. There were just too many strange things about her. Who has ever seen a woman seduce a dog?
She clearly knew who he was, which is why she took off her clothes in front of him and then cuddled him while sleeping!
“However, in the dream, it was said that Your Majesty had to exchange souls with a dog for a month before returning to your body. Since I cannot help you return to normal, Your Majesty will have to make do for the next two weeks.”
Tang Yu quickly got up from the Empress, gestured for her to look at his claws, and then wrote on the ground: She is a demon, kill her, kill her!
Maybe his body will return to normal after Ji Mianmian dies.
Ning Yan thought for a while before saying, "But in my dream, I saw her take a pill, and then ten months later she gave birth to your child. Your Majesty, do you think that she gave up being the general's wife to seduce you because she really had a drug that could make you have children?"
Tang Yu wasn't stupid. After Ning Yan said that, he immediately used his paw to draw big characters on the carpet: You want that medicine to have children?
Ning Yan: No. She just wanted to see Ji Mianmian suffer. In her previous life, she caused the original owner and Tang Yu such a miserable death. In this life, she also wanted Ji Mianmian to die a tragic death!
"Yes, Your Majesty, I wish to have a child with you."
Tang Yu swiped again: Okay, then let's keep her for now.
Actually, not having children is quite good. He can pester the Empress every day, and in the future, he can just adopt a child from the clan to inherit the throne.
But now that there's a way to get pregnant, he wouldn't mind letting the Empress have a child. A biological child is always better than an adopted one. In the future, when he dies, the child can treat the Empress well and prevent her from having a miserable old age.
The Queen immediately perked up: "Shall we go see the excitement tonight?"
Tang Yu raised his paw and scratched at the carpet: What's all the commotion?
The Empress said with a smile, "Let's see how that Tibetan Mastiff is doing in the General's Mansion."
Tang Yu: ...So the Empress has this kind of hobby? But let her watch, he also wants to see that woman make a fool of herself!
The General of the Cavalry was unlucky to marry such a harlot as Ji Mianmian, who actually seduced men in order to enter the palace as a concubine!
Thinking of this, he immediately scribbled on the carpet: "Give the General of the Cavalry a few women."
Ning Yan: "If we bestow a woman upon General He at this time, we will be the bad guys who destroy the relationship between him and his wife. It will not be too late for us to bestow a marriage upon him if General He finds someone he likes someday."
Tang Yu: Once inside a dog's body, my brain becomes dull. The Empress is right.
"Your Majesty, I've said what I needed to say. Now you should get down to business. For the past two weeks, I've been helping you with all those memorials. Now that you're back, get to work."
Tang Yu: I am a dog now, and the Empress is a real dog!
How can he possibly approve memorials when he's in this state?
However, the empress did indeed have a solution.
She had a young eunuch read it aloud, and then made him nod or shake his head.
A nod means approval, a shake of the head means disapproval.
Her job was to draw circles and crosses.
He spent the whole day making circles and crosses, the Empress was fine, but he was exhausted!
After the memorials were finally reviewed, Ning Yan had someone bring in the imperial meal. "Your Majesty, would you like me to feed you?"
Tang Yu shook the big dog's head. "Eat it yourself, he'll eat it himself."
Ning Yan dismissed the servants and personally served Tang Yu his favorite dishes.
But strangely enough, Tang Yu couldn't take his eyes off the stewed bones. He suspected it was because he was living in a dog's body and was slowly becoming dog-like!
Ning Yan quickly picked up a stewed bone for herself and also put one on the Emperor's plate.
Tang Yu: Fine, I'll just eat it. Nobody else saw it anyway.
I must say, big bones taste really good when you gnaw on them.
Only a woman who truly cares for you will know how to prepare delicious meals for you.
Ji Mianmian pretended to be so nice, but she never offered to improve his diet. She made him eat dog food every day, and he almost starved to death.
Later, he got smarter and started sneaking into the kitchen to eat every day, which helped him get through it.
After a hearty meal, Ning Yan left the palace with Tang Yu.
They brought four bodyguards with them on this trip.
These are people who risk their lives to protect them, and they don't usually have many opportunities to leave the palace to play. Of course, they should be taken along to watch good shows.
In the General's mansion, Ji Mianmian refused He Lingyun's advances. "Husband, my mother-in-law lectured me today, saying that I shouldn't have clung to you, causing the General to have no offspring. Husband, please go to my sister's place tonight."
In ancient times, very few men did not have concubines, unless they were ordinary people who could not afford to support them.
Even a great general like He Lingyun had four concubines, but he preferred his principal wife and rarely visited his concubines.
But today, the lady actually asked him to sleep with her concubine, which made He Lingyun unhappy, so he turned and left.
After he left, Ji Mianmian sat alone by the bed, silently shedding tears.
At this moment, her personal maid had already led Heitan into the room.
Ji Mianmian dismissed her personal maid, patted the edge of the bed to signal Heitan to get into bed, and then hugged Heitan's neck and continued to cry.
This dark-skinned man isn't the Emperor's type; because he received Ning Yan's guidance, he's exceptionally patient with Ji Mianmian.
Seeing that Ji Mianmian was crying, he licked her face.
Ji Mianmian was overjoyed. This was the first time the Emperor had shown her such affection. He hugged Heitan and chattered on and on, and then it came to the daily temptation.
She changed her clothes in front of Heitan, whose eyes lit up and he watched with great interest.
Ji Mianmian felt that the emperor was different tonight. Could it be that the emperor had finally become interested in her?